Wish Corrupting Game
- Dutch guy
- Posts: 5200
- Joined: 11 Feb 2008, 17:12
- First Video: History of Halo
- Location: Southern Dutch Colonies
Re: Wish Corrupting Game
Granted, Your revolution is crushed by the military within hours.
I wish I had more time without losing any I'm already using.
I wish I had more time without losing any I'm already using.
THE DUTCH!! THE DUTCH AGAIN!!!!!
Elomin Sha wrote:Dutch guy is the King of the Dutch.
Re: Wish Corrupting Game
Granted. Your lifespan has been increased by 30 seconds. Use it wisely.
I wish I could sleep.
I wish I could sleep.
Re: Wish Corrupting Game
Granted. You now turn into Sleeping Beauty and the only way you can be awakened is by a very ugly knight named "Sir Humpslefreg". And he is a very, very lonely man.
I wish everyone that is sad right now in the world had at least one day of happiness.
-Kirkygirl
I wish everyone that is sad right now in the world had at least one day of happiness.
-Kirkygirl
Of course I'm out of my mind. It's dark and scary in there!
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
- aeric90
- Posts: 2866
- Joined: 12 Apr 2010, 06:09
- First Video: How to Talk Like a Pirate
- Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
- Contact:
Re: Wish Corrupting Game
Granted! That day is February 29th, 2011.
I wish I had a robot.
I wish I had a robot.
- MotorWaffle
- Posts: 1000
- Joined: 28 May 2009, 23:13
- First Video: Phailhaus #3
- Location: Kankakee, Illinois
- Contact:
Re: Wish Corrupting Game
Granted. It's a terminator, and it's after you.
I wish I had the authority to hit skater punks who ride in front of my car.
I wish I had the authority to hit skater punks who ride in front of my car.
le blog: http://geekasaurusmike.blogspot.com/
- epocalypse
- Posts: 2870
- Joined: 19 Nov 2009, 12:17
- First Video: omnilingual (not including unskippable)
- Location: the county of los angeles, the city of los angeles, whichever state los angeles is in.
- Contact:
Re: Wish Corrupting Game
Granted, you do, but also the duty. Wnen you don't hit skater punks, we take your toes off, one at a time.
I wish that I wasn't leaving just quite yet, but got where I was going in time.
I wish that I wasn't leaving just quite yet, but got where I was going in time.
Time flies when I launch grandfather clocks from my trebuchet.
my personal site
and now, here's a link to new animated film, broken_test_zero's blog, and here'sa link to our facebook page.Arius wrote:Epocalypse? More like Epicalypse, amirite? -Arius
my personal site
- Evil Jim
- Posts: 7265
- Joined: 14 Jul 2007, 00:39
- First Video: Shake Your Hands
- Location: R'lyeh, Wisconsin
- Contact:
Re: Wish Corrupting Game
Congratulation! Unfortunately, now that the world knows about your teleportation ability you'll never be able to rest peacefully in one place for long.
I wish I could redo the events of this past evening & make it end on a much more positive note.
I wish I could redo the events of this past evening & make it end on a much more positive note.
Arius wrote:People were just so awestruck by your awesomeness that they became catatonic.
ThrashJazzAssassin wrote:BURN HIM! BURN THE HERETIC! DEATH TO ALL WHO SCORN THE AWESOMENESS OF EVIL JIM!
- epocalypse
- Posts: 2870
- Joined: 19 Nov 2009, 12:17
- First Video: omnilingual (not including unskippable)
- Location: the county of los angeles, the city of los angeles, whichever state los angeles is in.
- Contact:
Re: Wish Corrupting Game
Granted, Welcome to Groundhog Eve! It may take several hundred to thousand goes, so I recommend picking up some hobbies, like the pipe organ, and Macramé.
I wish for... damn, I don't know, little help?
I wish for... damn, I don't know, little help?
Time flies when I launch grandfather clocks from my trebuchet.
my personal site
and now, here's a link to new animated film, broken_test_zero's blog, and here'sa link to our facebook page.Arius wrote:Epocalypse? More like Epicalypse, amirite? -Arius
my personal site
-
- Posts: 1485
- Joined: 14 Dec 2009, 14:07
- First Video: n
Re: Wish Corrupting Game
Granted! A diminutive help shows up on your doorstep, with magical powers to assist you in any way possible! Unfortunately, he's so small you step on him when you look outside to see who rang the doorbell...
I wish I could move tomorrow.
I wish I could move tomorrow.
- The Jester
- Posts: 6141
- Joined: 07 Aug 2008, 17:49
- First Video: The Truce
- Location: Chester, UK
- Contact:
Re: Wish Corrupting Game
Granted, but it is now moved to the end of next week and leaves you and everyone else on Earth rather confused.
I wish I had some way of making steady money for the forseeable future.
I wish I had some way of making steady money for the forseeable future.
- Dutch guy
- Posts: 5200
- Joined: 11 Feb 2008, 17:12
- First Video: History of Halo
- Location: Southern Dutch Colonies
Re: Wish Corrupting Game
Granted, you get 1 cent every day for the next 10 years to let a guy come and punch you in the 'nadz every day.
I wish the weather didnt suck right now.
I wish the weather didnt suck right now.
THE DUTCH!! THE DUTCH AGAIN!!!!!
Elomin Sha wrote:Dutch guy is the King of the Dutch.
Re: Wish Corrupting Game
Granted, it blows. Hope you like tornados.
I wish I was pefectly healthy.
I wish I was pefectly healthy.
H̼̮̖͓̻ͮ̀ͬ̓e̟̦͉̾̔̀ͣ͆̄ ͚̤̈̉ͦ̎ͭ̚c̰̠͚̜̹ͪ̐̎̃ͅo̗͌͛ͥ͑m̍ͬͥ̚e͍̱̲̤͚̹͔͛s͚̱̤͚̲̭̗̃̎ͭ̚.̘̫̖̮̠͒̔.̝̹̟̳͚̂̆̋͌̐̚.̬͓̰̃̑
Re: Wish Corrupting Game
Granted, you become perfectly healthy! Not only that you are the only person who has the antibodies to resist a deadly virus which has infected the rest of the population! Have fun being the only person left on the planet!
I wish I could cram all the knowledge I need for my exams ready for them next week...
I wish I could cram all the knowledge I need for my exams ready for them next week...
Re: Wish Corrupting Game
You instantly acquire all the knowledge required for your exams. However the sudden input of data makes your brain explode. Good luck with that.
I wish my voice would recover.
I wish my voice would recover.
-
- Posts: 7669
- Joined: 30 Mar 2010, 21:08
- First Video: Rapidfire I
- Location: The Land of Unbearably Fashionable People and Lots of Cars
Re: Wish Corrupting Game
Granted. Your voice is now so euphonious that everyone will do what you say, and you spend the rest of your life not talking for fear of a misinterpreted colloquialism.
I wish I wouldn't get stage fright for my clarinet recital today.
I wish I wouldn't get stage fright for my clarinet recital today.
- The Jester
- Posts: 6141
- Joined: 07 Aug 2008, 17:49
- First Video: The Truce
- Location: Chester, UK
- Contact:
Re: Wish Corrupting Game
Granted, but the stage is now frightened of you and won't keep still for you to perform on it.
I wish I could, at will, jump into and out of whatever fictional universe I want.
I wish I could, at will, jump into and out of whatever fictional universe I want.
- thadivilhimsewf
- Posts: 229
- Joined: 10 May 2010, 16:42
- First Video: intsallation anxiety
Re: Wish Corrupting Game
Granted: you are now hunted by the secret cult of baby eaters that previously had a monopoly on that power, however.
I wish to no longer head a secret cult of baby eaters that can jump into and out of fictional universes at will. Hypothetically.
I wish to no longer head a secret cult of baby eaters that can jump into and out of fictional universes at will. Hypothetically.
I have installed Linux on human communication. Glitches may occur until the wrapper for the proprietary empathy driver exits beta.
- The Jester
- Posts: 6141
- Joined: 07 Aug 2008, 17:49
- First Video: The Truce
- Location: Chester, UK
- Contact:
Re: Wish Corrupting Game
Wish granted. However, since it was I, your new nemasis, who... "retired" you, I can say with complete certainty that you won't get much fun out of your retirement.
I wish I had a new nemasis.
I wish I had a new nemasis.
- wartjr2373
- Posts: 1796
- Joined: 17 Apr 2009, 19:28
- First Video: Quantum Documentary
- Location: Guelph, ON
- Contact:
Re: Wish Corrupting Game
Granted, but because there is no such thing as a nemasis, I have full artistic liberty to make up what that means, and I've decided that a nemasis is a black hole. You've doomed us all. Thanks a lot.
I wish I could afford to travel to Seattle for PAX Prime.
I wish I could afford to travel to Seattle for PAX Prime.
Just call me Dylan. It's easier to pronounce.
-
- Posts: 7669
- Joined: 30 Mar 2010, 21:08
- First Video: Rapidfire I
- Location: The Land of Unbearably Fashionable People and Lots of Cars
Re: Wish Corrupting Game
Granted, but now I won't be able to go, consequently the LRR crew won't get the cookies I was planning on making for them, and they will always blame you for it.
I wish I had the ability to acquire knowledge quickly and retain an infinite amount of knowledge without going insane.
I wish I had the ability to acquire knowledge quickly and retain an infinite amount of knowledge without going insane.
- ThrashJazzAssassin
- Posts: 2229
- Joined: 01 Apr 2009, 03:25
- First Video: The Lich King's New Wrath
- Location: In an ordinary sofa, in an ordinary room....
- Contact:
Re: Wish Corrupting Game
Granted, but in return you must read all of the ever-increasing supply of really bad "dark fantasy" novels trying to cash in on the success of Twilight. Have fun being unable to forget a single word of them!
I wish my computer would FUCKING. STAY. FIXED.
I wish my computer would FUCKING. STAY. FIXED.
Re: Wish Corrupting Game
Granted, it's stolen by a computer technician.
I wish I hadn't swallowed bleach.
I wish I hadn't swallowed bleach.
H̼̮̖͓̻ͮ̀ͬ̓e̟̦͉̾̔̀ͣ͆̄ ͚̤̈̉ͦ̎ͭ̚c̰̠͚̜̹ͪ̐̎̃ͅo̗͌͛ͥ͑m̍ͬͥ̚e͍̱̲̤͚̹͔͛s͚̱̤͚̲̭̗̃̎ͭ̚.̘̫̖̮̠͒̔.̝̹̟̳͚̂̆̋͌̐̚.̬͓̰̃̑
- Mister Fiend
- Posts: 2898
- Joined: 21 May 2009, 07:13
- First Video: Three PS3's
- Location: Behind your nightmares
- Contact:
Re: Wish Corrupting Game
Granted! You swallowed Naruto instead, and are beaten to death by enraged Narutards who have been denied their filler arcs and pointless side stories.
I wish I wasn't staring at an uncomfortably large amount of my own blood right now.
I wish I wasn't staring at an uncomfortably large amount of my own blood right now.
- aeric90
- Posts: 2866
- Joined: 12 Apr 2010, 06:09
- First Video: How to Talk Like a Pirate
- Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
- Contact:
Re: Wish Corrupting Game
*turns you around so you're facing the other way* Granted!
I wish I could get breakfast delivered straight to my desk.
I wish I could get breakfast delivered straight to my desk.
-
- Posts: 1485
- Joined: 14 Dec 2009, 14:07
- First Video: n
Re: Wish Corrupting Game
Granted. But it's a cold omelet and you have no microwave.
I wish I had $700 for plane tickets.
I wish I had $700 for plane tickets.
Return to “General Discussion”
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 58 guests