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Re: Haiku

Postby the amativeness » 03 Mar 2010, 00:55

Yay! Starting a page!
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Re: Haiku

Postby Keab42 » 10 Mar 2010, 13:04

Arius wrote:Is it not ke-ab?
That seems rather odd to me.
More syllables plox.


Fine, Fine, its not clear
For pronunciation guide
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Re: Haiku

Postby Arius » 10 Mar 2010, 13:49

Your new signature
It reminds me of football.
Keeb-forty-two, hike!
H̼̮̖͓̻ͮ̀ͬ̓e̟̦͉̾̔̀ͣ͆̄ ͚̤̈̉ͦ̎ͭ̚c̰̠͚̜̹ͪ̐̎̃ͅo̗͌͛ͥ͑m̍ͬͥ̚e͍̱̲̤͚̹͔͛s͚̱̤͚̲̭̗̃̎ͭ̚.̘̫̖̮̠͒̔.̝̹̟̳͚̂̆̋͌̐̚.̬͓̰̃̑
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Re: Haiku

Postby Theremin » 10 Mar 2010, 13:51

I dislike football,
really much prefer cricket.
Out for a duck, squire.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Chuckles » 12 Apr 2010, 21:39

Haiku keeps dying,
And is then resurrected.
Is this good or bad?

I have another,
If you've the time to listen;
I'm getting better.

I've noticed something:
When e'er I post my haiku,
I post them in threes.

(Why do I do this?)
(No, this doesn't really count.)
(It's just a P.S.)
"Flat beer or a lumpy mattress. Take your pick."
"I'd prefer a flat mattress."
"Hmm.. Well, it could be done.. If I take the lumps out of the mattress, and put them in the beer, you'd have a flat mattress and a lumpy beer!"
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Re: Haiku

Postby Arius » 12 Apr 2010, 21:42

The doctor told me
That I have ADD now.
Hey, let's ride our bikes!
H̼̮̖͓̻ͮ̀ͬ̓e̟̦͉̾̔̀ͣ͆̄ ͚̤̈̉ͦ̎ͭ̚c̰̠͚̜̹ͪ̐̎̃ͅo̗͌͛ͥ͑m̍ͬͥ̚e͍̱̲̤͚̹͔͛s͚̱̤͚̲̭̗̃̎ͭ̚.̘̫̖̮̠͒̔.̝̹̟̳͚̂̆̋͌̐̚.̬͓̰̃̑
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Re: Haiku

Postby Joshua » 12 Apr 2010, 22:15

unbelievable.
maneuverability.
assimilation.
We feel free when we escape--even if it be but from the frying pan into the fire.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Keab42 » 13 Apr 2010, 02:33

Wraith and Siobhan
Sitting in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G

(I know it doesn't work, but hey)
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Re: Haiku

Postby Mr. Biscuitbarrel » 13 Apr 2010, 12:29

Preparing to write
Something witty, clever, fun
But ran out of syl
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Re: Haiku

Postby ThrashJazzAssassin » 13 Apr 2010, 14:09

So glad to see this
Thought haiku thread gone for good
Always makes me smile

Maybe I should try
Finish off my epic verse
Made up of haiku

One great long poem
Detailing LRR's history
...Didn't go so well....
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Re: Haiku

Postby Chuckles » 10 Jun 2010, 12:30

Hey, seriously!
This thread keeps dying on me.
I don't understand.

It kicked the bucket.
Well, metaphorically.
...No, literally.

Maybe... I wonder:
Is haiku out of fashion?
Am I out of touch?
"Flat beer or a lumpy mattress. Take your pick."
"I'd prefer a flat mattress."
"Hmm.. Well, it could be done.. If I take the lumps out of the mattress, and put them in the beer, you'd have a flat mattress and a lumpy beer!"
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Re: Haiku

Postby Theremin » 10 Jun 2010, 12:32

Video filmed,
on set many laughs were had,
about dead grannies.
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Re: Haiku

Postby aeric90 » 10 Jun 2010, 12:33

I mean, we're looking
down on Wayne's basement. Only
that's not Wayne's basement
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Re: Haiku

Postby EnglishMQ » 10 Jun 2010, 13:57

The Great Rhyming Scheme............. (of poetry)
All Undermined by Haiku's
Though they are quite fun

Some Eastern writers
Take months to write their haiku's
I take much less time

We can all write poems
Does this undermine great poets?
Who cares, it kills time.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Kirkygirl » 10 Jun 2010, 15:26

Had quite some good times
Quiz Bomb is quite the bomb, dudes
Next time, you'll come too?

I needs some more peeps
A great prize and Matt swearing
Who could ask for more?

Teams of four or less
Bring your brains and your best friends
Leave the kids at home

-Kirkygirl

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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
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Re: Haiku

Postby ThrashJazzAssassin » 11 Jun 2010, 06:39

Theremin wrote:Video filmed,
on set many laughs were had,
about dead grannies.

Details were revealed
Concerning Jamie's pastimes
Better left unsaid
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Re: Haiku

Postby aeric90 » 11 Jun 2010, 06:53

Lady next to me
Coat covered in cat dander
Make me sneeze and sniff

Subway people move
Making a space around me
I'm not really sick!
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Re: Haiku

Postby Chuckles » 11 Jun 2010, 09:12

I'm so very proud;
The haiku thread is now back!
In action, I mean.

Later on tonight,
Whether she agrees or not:
Fuzzy pink love-cuffs.
"Flat beer or a lumpy mattress. Take your pick."
"I'd prefer a flat mattress."
"Hmm.. Well, it could be done.. If I take the lumps out of the mattress, and put them in the beer, you'd have a flat mattress and a lumpy beer!"
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Re: Haiku

Postby Zhyard » 12 Jun 2010, 05:54

I feel bored and cold.
Remember the haiku thread.
Marvelous! Not dead.

It is still alive.
I created something good.
Sadly, only once...

The net create fun.
Boredom is a hungry beast.
I consume too fast.

The World of Warcraft.
It calls out with temptation.
I must not succumb.

Almost 4 pm.
Still haven't made any lunch.
'Tis quite unhealthy.

I'm now un-haiku'd.
I'll now retreat, ninja style!
Throws a small ball. POOF!
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Re: Haiku

Postby theDreamer » 12 Jun 2010, 05:59

EnglishMQ wrote:We can all write poems
Does this undermine great poets?
Who cares, it kills time.


This is not Haiku
"Poet" has two syllables
Try harder next time
I can put my hands in my head, and I can laugh it in the face.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Chuckles » 13 Jun 2010, 09:13

theDreamer wrote:
EnglishMQ wrote:We can all write poems
Does this undermine great poets?
Who cares, it kills time.


This is not Haiku
"Poet" has two syllables
Try harder next time

Technically, yes.
He might not pronounce it, though.
Look to where he lives.
"Flat beer or a lumpy mattress. Take your pick."
"I'd prefer a flat mattress."
"Hmm.. Well, it could be done.. If I take the lumps out of the mattress, and put them in the beer, you'd have a flat mattress and a lumpy beer!"
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Re: Haiku

Postby Murakami » 13 Jun 2010, 09:32

theDreamer wrote:This is not Haiku
"Poet" has two syllables
Try harder next time


None in this thread are
One would call these senryu -
Wikipedia.
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Re: Haiku

Postby Zhyard » 13 Jun 2010, 09:37

Is it just two though?
I pronounce it po-e-ts.
Think it should be three...
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Re: Haiku

Postby theDreamer » 13 Jun 2010, 09:43

"po-e-ts" is fake
You just over pronounce "ts"
Check dictionary
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Re: Haiku

Postby SpyKnight » 14 Jun 2010, 07:15

Thinking of a poem
hold on....I thought of somthing
oh I'm out of room
Yes, I know I spelled it wrong. I pretty much spell everything wrong.

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