Wish Corrupting Game
- Murakami
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game
Granted. Your sleep schedule is reset to 'every ten minutes for half a minute'.
I wish my band had a gig again.
I wish my band had a gig again.
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- Drinnik
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Granted. The Antartic Exploration mission will pay you for one gig. You have to make your own way there and find your own accomodation.
I wish I could get Blame Canada out of my head.
I wish I could get Blame Canada out of my head.
- Murakami
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Sorta Granted. Now you just have Canada in your head.
I wish my bookcase was rearranged already.
I wish my bookcase was rearranged already.
Arius wrote:De Nederlanders vallen binnen!
- Evil Jim
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Arranged with spines inward? My specialty!
I wish I hadn't wasted the entire evening playing ClickQuest.
I wish I hadn't wasted the entire evening playing ClickQuest.
Arius wrote:People were just so awestruck by your awesomeness that they became catatonic.
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granted: you didn't, you spent the entire evening playing desert bus.
I wish i was level fifty in clickquest
I wish i was level fifty in clickquest
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granted, but the servers crashed again and your back to level 1
I wish that I was half way decent at star craft 2
I wish that I was half way decent at star craft 2
Yes, I know I spelled it wrong. I pretty much spell everything wrong.
- wartjr2373
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Granted, you're halfway decent, but you can only play Starcraft against pros, so you still lose all the time.
I wish I had something to do right now.
I wish I had something to do right now.
Just call me Dylan. It's easier to pronounce.
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Granted, you are given a task to count all the grains of sand in the world.
I wish I had another editing job.
I wish I had another editing job.
- EnglishMQ
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Granted, you must edit footage of grass growing (why does something like that need editing, it was a very bad camera man)
I wish I knew the truth behind Shepard Book in Firefly.
I wish I knew the truth behind Shepard Book in Firefly.
- empath
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Granted, but you cannot reconcile this truth and end up committing suicide.
I wish I had enough life insurance so that it would cover my outstanding debts.
I wish I had enough life insurance so that it would cover my outstanding debts.
- thatlaurachick
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game
Granted! But you now realize your wife has a good reason to kill you, and thus can never complain about anything, ever again.
I wish I had a dagger of time with rewind capability.
Edit: empath, this was before I read the venting thread, don't take it personally.
I wish I had a dagger of time with rewind capability.
Edit: empath, this was before I read the venting thread, don't take it personally.
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I want a Pinkie launcher.
- Drinnik
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game
Granted.
Yet you have nothing to power it.
I wish that my friends had social skills.
Yet you have nothing to power it.
I wish that my friends had social skills.
- Ottoman
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game
Granted! But now, they use those skills to become friends with extremely rich and influential people, and ditch you.
I wish my friends were more technologically competent.
I wish my friends were more technologically competent.
An engine that both consumes and creates malice.
- empath
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Ottoman wrote:Granted! But now, they use those skills to become friends with extremely rich and influential people, and ditch you.
I wish my friends were more technologically competent.
Granted, but they outstrip your own competence, look down on you, and end up estranging themselves from you; you die alone and forlorn.
I wish my wife could off me painlessly and blamelessly and be eligible to claim this suddenly sufficient life insurance.
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Granted, but she'll feel guilty about it for the rest of her life.
I wish I didn't feel so terrible about writing that.
I wish I didn't feel so terrible about writing that.
- Master Gunner
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Granted, you're completely erased from the timeline, and thus do not exist and cannot feel terrible for something you didn't write.
I wish Empath would win a significant amount of money with a lottery ticket he finds.
I wish Empath would win a significant amount of money with a lottery ticket he finds.
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- thatlaurachick
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game
Granted... he does. And I'm now banned from this game as I won't corrupt that wish.
I wish someone would make a wish for me.
I wish someone would make a wish for me.
I want a Pinkie launcher.
- Ottoman
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Granted! But, it turns out to be so terrible that the whole thread gets locked down, and our consciousnesses must displace those in a parallel universe in which you didn't make that wish. And that was a pain.
I wish people would make sensible wishes.
I wish people would make sensible wishes.
An engine that both consumes and creates malice.
- King Kool
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Granted. The next person who wishes becomes world emperor and you are now a slave along with the rest of your family and everyone you know.
I wish for butter.
I wish for butter.
- Ottoman
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Granted. You die of a heart att-
No. Wait. This is too easy. . .
Granted! You are simultaneously boiled and drowned as your city is covered by a tsunami of molten butter.
I wish my cats were more interesting.
No. Wait. This is too easy. . .
Granted! You are simultaneously boiled and drowned as your city is covered by a tsunami of molten butter.
I wish my cats were more interesting.
An engine that both consumes and creates malice.
- MotorWaffle
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Granted. Your cats are assassins, and you're the target.
I wish I could bacon into everything I ate.
I wish I could bacon into everything I ate.
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- King Kool
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Granted. We still don't know what it means to 'bacon' something.
Also, you eventually get sick of bacon.
I wish for peace.
Also, you eventually get sick of bacon.
I wish for peace.
- falconknight06
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- Evil Jim
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Girlfriend? Sure! But just like many young men in Japan, your girlfriend is a 12" PVC statuette. Enjoy!
I wish I was better at diffusing stressful situations between friends.
I wish I was better at diffusing stressful situations between friends.
For 25¢, YOU CAN!MotorWaffle wrote:I wish I could bacon into everything I ate.
Arius wrote:People were just so awestruck by your awesomeness that they became catatonic.
ThrashJazzAssassin wrote:BURN HIM! BURN THE HERETIC! DEATH TO ALL WHO SCORN THE AWESOMENESS OF EVIL JIM!
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game
Granted. You now spend all your time mediating until you have a nervous breakdown.
I wish my friends weren't so broken.
I wish my friends weren't so broken.
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