While LRR is out at PAX....

[King Kool]

What topic should I make while they're not here to object/lock/alert the authorities?

[empath]

...just keep posting; I'm sure you'll come up with something.

[GreigKM]

Hmm, they're just all so good... Decisions, Decisions...

[Tim]

Dead-animal stitching, definitely.

[Emperor Gum]

Dead-animal stitching, definitely.

Oh no, they're still here. SCATTER!

[Zyxst]

"Hey guys, let's start a LRR Nickelback fan club!" thread.

[Graham]

I honestly want to see penis euphemisms ranked by size.

I think "dingle" is fairly small, and "trouser snake" is on the bigger end. Continue.

[King Kool]

Oh, my GOD.

When I told my brother that I wanted to make a topic like this during PAX, it was originally JUST going to be the penis rank thing. He discouraged me from making that, thinking the more random poll idea was funnier. And perhaps it is, but to see this is a very nice vindication.

Or as he suggested, "Ffffffrag!"

[Dave-O_Boy]

I'd imagine that "purple fun stick" is somewhere in the middle.

[TheRocket]

ANNNNNNNNNNARRRRRRRRCCCHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Vaughn]

"Butcher Pete"
chopping up all those womens meat.

[dfcrackhead]

One eyed monster would probably be quite large. I wonder where this quote Alex made from a really old Whatever thing "One eyed wiggling welshman" would rank

[Vaughn]

'Swiss Meat Roll' would be all about impressive girth rather than length.

[BennyBuns]

'Fun Pole' top quarter

[tak197]

"Fffffffloppy Dong" would be whatever the comparable size is in Dante's Inferno.

As for the other topics, I think we'll be hard pressed to find a better LRR slash fic than the Riley and Rodriguez from a while back. Or the Jer/Roscoe one, though I don't think that one ever really got publicly posted.

[King Kool]

To be honest, if we're actually going to do it, I think maybe it'd be a good idea to keep it to the one-word euphemism that aren't tied to other imagery (or even just cusses like dick).

[Evil Jim]

But the colorful imagery is what makes it the most entertaining. Wish I knew which album has George Carlin's list of dick slang. He also has a long list of euphemisms for masturbating, some of which are downright poetic.

[Dave-O_Boy]

He had euphemisms for everything..
Guess what "Having the painters in" means? hehe.


Addition for the LRR Penis Euphemism By Size (PEBS from now on) list:
Dongle = smaller than Dong, but hangs more loose.

[Ed.]

surely peewee is smallest and prick is biggest

[madrak_the_red]

Ima say schlong is pretty large

[Drinnik]

I think cock implies something fairly substantial.

[Dave-O_Boy]

See I disagree with prick and cock. Those both sound like something that would be average sized.

[Graham]

To me, prick sounds on the small end. Like a pin-prick.

Schlong is totally large.

[Fuzzyfreaker]

I think the winner when it comes to length is "Third Leg."

[Murakami]

Man-thrunk might beat that.