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I think with being English actually living here helps a teeny bit. and that citizenship exam thing is so shit!!! even real english people would fail it!! you have to know the colour of the queen's favourite hat and crap like that.
Hey - don't diss colonials, at least you're not American and kiwis are cool. They have more sheep than people!
wow - vid idea - LRR on desert island survival. How soon would Morgan work out that real men cook their fellow men in order to woo the last woman in the group with romantic coconut meal?
Hey - don't diss colonials, at least you're not American and kiwis are cool. They have more sheep than people!
wow - vid idea - LRR on desert island survival. How soon would Morgan work out that real men cook their fellow men in order to woo the last woman in the group with romantic coconut meal?
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Ishamel wrote:Englishness is measured by many things, but the most important are:
-love of fish and chips/chicken tikka masala/marmite (delete as appropriate)
I hear you guys have fuck-off good curry there. I will say I'm a bit jealous.
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Morgan wrote:Ishamel wrote:wow - vid idea - LRR on desert island survival. How soon would Morgan work out that real men cook their fellow men in order to woo the last woman in the group with romantic coconut meal?
romantic meals is not how i woo women
I think Morgan actually uses that video from Underpantaloons to woo women. Which is creepy to the extreme.
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"Oh yes," said the other mother. "I put her in there myself. And when I found her trying to crawl out, I put her back."
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The Hitman wrote:Meat? I thought women liked... I don't know... doilies, maybe?
Depends on the kind of meat. And I definitely do not like doilies.
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"Does she have a grave?" asked Coraline.
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"Does she have a grave?" asked Coraline.
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Have you seen the Bill Fillmaff about 'female women?'
He goes on about how Fillmaff has to remain single to be the greatest poker player in the world, because if he had a girlfriend, he'd be trying to play and she'd be hassling him about doilies.
I'd recommend watching the videos, although I would warn you that they're extremely quotable, and you might find yourself explaining to people that dumpster diving is a +EV activity.
LINK!
He goes on about how Fillmaff has to remain single to be the greatest poker player in the world, because if he had a girlfriend, he'd be trying to play and she'd be hassling him about doilies.
I'd recommend watching the videos, although I would warn you that they're extremely quotable, and you might find yourself explaining to people that dumpster diving is a +EV activity.
LINK!
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Doilies are scary? Small, white, and frilly, maybe, but I'd hardly call them scary.
Were you touched inappropriately as a child by a posh place setting, by any chance?
Were you touched inappropriately as a child by a posh place setting, by any chance?
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