how does spider man climb walls?
how does spider man climb walls?
does spider man have super strong, sharp, little hooks on his fingers? is this why mary jane is always so unhappy?
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Re: how does spider man climb walls?
In the movies, yes.
In the comics, I assume that he can use Spideysense or something.
In the comics, I assume that he can use Spideysense or something.
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Re: how does spider man climb walls?
I think it's sticky little hairs, like a gecko.
Re: how does spider man climb walls?
Given that that's how spiders do it, but then his hands are covered by his outfit so maybe he uses a special material for the gloves.
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Re: how does spider man climb walls?
Spiders climb smooth surfaces like glass due to their Scopulae, basically microscopic hairs at the ends of their legs, which take advantage of van der Walls force, the sum attraction/repulsion between molecules. The adhesion created by the scopulae and van der Walls force allow spiders to hoist up to 170 times their body weight. How Spiderman does it is because physics don't apply in comic-book or movie world. Keep in mind that if Spiderman did, in fact, have the proportional strength and agility/dexterity of a spider, he'd actually be far weaker than a normal human thanks to the square-cube law (as the mass of a creature increases with the cube of it's size, while capillary, lung, and total surface area, as well as other aspects related to maintaining total strength, only go up by the square).
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Re: how does spider man climb walls?
Master Gunner wrote:Spiders climb smooth surfaces like glass due to their Scopulae, basically microscopic hairs at the ends of their legs, which take advantage of van der Walls force, the sum attraction/repulsion between molecules. The adhesion created by the scopulae and van der Walls force allow spiders to hoist up to 170 times their body weight. How Spiderman does it is because physics don't apply in comic-book or movie world. Keep in mind that if Spiderman did, in fact, have the proportional strength and agility/dexterity of a spider, he'd actually be far weaker than a normal human thanks to the square-cube law (as the mass of a creature increases with the cube of it's size, while capillary, lung, and total surface area, as well as other aspects related to maintaining total strength, only go up by the square).
How does Superman fly
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Re: how does spider man climb walls?
He doesn't. That's actually just fancy falling.
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Re: how does spider man climb walls?
Master Gunner wrote:He doesn't. That's actually just fancy falling.
"Falling with style"
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I haven't actually seen Toy Story since it was in theaters, three-quarters of my life ago.
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Re: how does spider man climb walls?
Actually, flying is simple
http://www.extremelysmart.com/humor/howtofly.php
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Re: how does spider man climb walls?
the flying always confused me.. i thought it was because he was used to higher gravity on his home planet. but then wouldn't he ALWAYS have to hop around like he's on the moon?
also i think hairy, rough fingers would ruin foreplay... spider man would be a terrible lover. unless you REALLY like heights i guess
also i think hairy, rough fingers would ruin foreplay... spider man would be a terrible lover. unless you REALLY like heights i guess
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Re: how does spider man climb walls?
Superman wouldn't be much better. Faster than a speeding bullet? That might not only apply running.
Also, there's the super strength thing.
Also, there's the super strength thing.
Re: how does spider man climb walls?
Vigafre wrote:Superman wouldn't be much better. Faster than a speeding bullet? That might not only apply running.
Also, there's the super strength thing.
at least he's not tobey maguire
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Re: how does spider man climb walls?
allison wrote:the flying always confused me.. i thought it was because he was used to higher gravity on his home planet. but then wouldn't he ALWAYS have to hop around like he's on the moon?
also i think hairy, rough fingers would ruin foreplay... spider man would be a terrible lover. unless you REALLY like heights i guess
That's Golden Era Superman. But he couldn't fly. Silver Era Superman gets his power from the Sun, so presumably he shoots rainbows out of his ass.
Re: how does spider man climb walls?
allison wrote:also i think hairy, rough fingers would ruin foreplay... spider man would be a terrible lover. unless you REALLY like heights i guess
On the other hand, I bet Spiderman is super popular with the girls who are into bondage.
Just try and get that image out of your head.
Oh god, why won't it stop...
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Re: how does spider man climb walls?
*shakes his head in dismay*
Re: how does spider man climb walls?
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Re: how does spider man climb walls?
goat wrote:allison wrote:also i think hairy, rough fingers would ruin foreplay... spider man would be a terrible lover. unless you REALLY like heights i guess
On the other hand, I bet Spiderman is super popular with the girls who are into bondage.
Just try and get that image out of your head.
Oh god, why won't it stop...
well maybe if it was the evil spider man
http://www.halloweencostumes.com/acc-ad ... -mask.html
like, look at that tongue, mmm mmm mm
did i make that image worse for you?
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Re: how does spider man climb walls?
...That...that isn't evil spiderman...that's venom...why? WHY MUST YOU HURT ME SO?!
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Re: how does spider man climb walls?
Not according to the 3rd movie. (Which was bad...)
Incidentally go watch how it should have ended: Spiderman 3 on youtube, if you haven't already.
Incidentally go watch how it should have ended: Spiderman 3 on youtube, if you haven't already.
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Re: how does spider man climb walls?
OR read some of the damned comics.
Seriously.
Seriously.
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Re: how does spider man climb walls?
DC COMICS AND CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE
SOME THINGS WILL ALWAYS-
Hang about. This is Marvel. Right...
SOME THINGS WILL ALWAYS-
Hang about. This is Marvel. Right...
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Re: how does spider man climb walls?
theDreamer wrote:OR read some of the damned comics.
Seriously.
agreed. I just thought since everyone here enjoys internet based comedic videos it was an appropriate thing to throw out there.
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Re: how does spider man climb walls?
allison wrote:goat wrote:allison wrote:also i think hairy, rough fingers would ruin foreplay... spider man would be a terrible lover. unless you REALLY like heights i guess
On the other hand, I bet Spiderman is super popular with the girls who are into bondage.
Just try and get that image out of your head.
Oh god, why won't it stop...
well maybe if it was the evil spider man
http://www.halloweencostumes.com/acc-ad ... -mask.html
like, look at that tongue, mmm mmm mm
did i make that image worse for you?
Yes. Yes you did.
*cries himself to sleep*
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