Who has two thumbs and is twenty?
Who has two thumbs and is twenty?
THIS GUY
So that aside.. I'm and now one fifth of a century old. Somehow I have managed to survive. I've had one girl friend, three run ins with the police (only one from an assault charge, broke a guys hand at the age of 14), worked with a pedophile at the age of 15, and have had the same job for 5yrs (and four months but who's counting). I've lived with one of the most batshit loco people ever and somehow survived it, and am now back at home. I've been to two cons, cosplayed, and those two weekends have been the most fun I've ever had. I've met and worked with people from all across the globe, I've been a teacher to college students since I was 14 and if I need to, thanks to this, can hide from the police, FBI, etc if I ever need to.
Other than that, I think my lifes been pretty boring life, I don't know how but I haven't had a heart attack yet either.
Still, its a good day so far, gotta work on my bday but hey, c'est le vive. I got a DSi, and when I get home, I'm going to kick back with some cake, and make my family sit through both Death Note live action movies.
So that aside.. I'm and now one fifth of a century old. Somehow I have managed to survive. I've had one girl friend, three run ins with the police (only one from an assault charge, broke a guys hand at the age of 14), worked with a pedophile at the age of 15, and have had the same job for 5yrs (and four months but who's counting). I've lived with one of the most batshit loco people ever and somehow survived it, and am now back at home. I've been to two cons, cosplayed, and those two weekends have been the most fun I've ever had. I've met and worked with people from all across the globe, I've been a teacher to college students since I was 14 and if I need to, thanks to this, can hide from the police, FBI, etc if I ever need to.
Other than that, I think my lifes been pretty boring life, I don't know how but I haven't had a heart attack yet either.
Still, its a good day so far, gotta work on my bday but hey, c'est le vive. I got a DSi, and when I get home, I'm going to kick back with some cake, and make my family sit through both Death Note live action movies.
EJ wrote:Lyinginbedmon, I'm looking forward to when Paul or Graham reset your & Elomin's post count back to zero. If you keep it up it's bound to happen =p
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Sounds like you are living a good life, well done.
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Happy birthday!!!!
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gcninja wrote:thanks to this, can hide from the police, FBI, etc if I ever need to.
How exactly does this work?
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I can flee the country and have asylum thanks to a friend in a non-extraditing laws. IDK which have it and which dont but i know people in all asian countries save north korea and japan, macedonia, moldova, romania, turkey, africa, bolivia, spain, ALOT in ecuador, brazil, chile. And probably a few I missed. (all i know personally, not "over the net")
Also, I HIGHLY doubt, i will ever need to, its just a joke I make for how many people i know around the world
Also, I HIGHLY doubt, i will ever need to, its just a joke I make for how many people i know around the world
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Congrats! Just remember:
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2. Invite girl(s)
3. ??????
4. PROFIT!
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3 could be whoring
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Welcome to the club, and Happy Bday.
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~/o This is your birthday song. It isn't very long. ~/o
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Happy I-bet-you-wish-you-where-one-year-older-and-could-legally-drink Birthday! Let the party begin!
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Re: Who has two thumbs and is twenty?
Happy birthday!
But you know who also has two thumbs and is older today?
James
But you know who also has two thumbs and is older today?
James
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