Postby Sieg Reyu » 02 Nov 2010, 01:03
Our hero is casually enjoying a brunch of pickled brains, fried brains, Skag-fried brains, boiled brains, brains on a stick, boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew, kosher brains, brain fondue, RAAAW brains, brain soup, brain taco, brains-a-la-mode, stir-fried brains, brain pie, brains'n'creme, brain-filled donut, brains-over-easy, scrambled brain, poached brains, brains benedict with his newfound undead friends, among them are, of course, Unidentifiable- Dead-Celebrity-Drawn-in-Paint 1, 2, and 3.
However, our hero has more on his brain that brains and merely picks at his food, and while the guests are regaling each other with various stories from back in the day, the protagonist quietly contemplates if he can make it to the job fair in time, and if he were to attend, if zombies counted as a diversity hire.
Erstwhile, a baby bird is learning to fly. But before it can learn, a random falling object crushes the tree his parents are in, leaving him to fend for himself. Fortunately, a young family takes him in as raises him as their own. Fast forward to current day, our baby bird had grown much stronger and completed High school at the top of his class.. Deciding the world has enough IT guys, he decides instead to use his wit, cunning, and athleticism to protect the world from more errant destruction from random falling objects, by becoming the super hero known as Man-Bird.
