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Bahaha well I stand by thinking it was the best ever.
I can't say I like vaccuming, but your quotes made me laugh. Because you're damn right that I dream about baking pies. And while I'm waiting for them to cook I'm having copious amounts of sex with Ryan Reynolds on the kitchen table.
MASTURBATION... Shouldn't make anyone squimish. I think it's a funny subject. Especially how adamant Morgan was in the video.
I can't say I like vaccuming, but your quotes made me laugh. Because you're damn right that I dream about baking pies. And while I'm waiting for them to cook I'm having copious amounts of sex with Ryan Reynolds on the kitchen table.
MASTURBATION... Shouldn't make anyone squimish. I think it's a funny subject. Especially how adamant Morgan was in the video.
Walk in like DeNiro, and leave like Brando.
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Graham wrote:It was shot during the day, which is not common, so morgan was slightly backlit.
The fuzziness I'm not seeing, but maybe the focus was off.
The start of it is fuzzy. My monitor at work is crap but Morgan seems darker than usual due to the lighter background.
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Under13 wrote:TheRocketSiobhan wrote:..... No. You don't think girls know the anger of almost finishing an evil robot army to complete their plans for global domination in their dreams and being woke up? I don't think the humour is gender specific either.
What girls really dream about l0lz...
What? It's what I dream about. Well, that and very nearly getting with some hot guy, to only have my dream twist around so that I spend the rest of if looking for said hot guy.
Also, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That was awesome Morgan, don't listen to these Philistines who are without humour on a Monday.
(Squick is a real word. Kathleen uses it to mean "fingy in bum", but there are far darker and more disturbing meanings that I cannot reveal here.)
"I swear it," said the other mother. "I swear it on my own mother's grave."
"Does she have a grave?" asked Coraline.
"Oh yes," said the other mother. "I put her in there myself. And when I found her trying to crawl out, I put her back."
"Does she have a grave?" asked Coraline.
"Oh yes," said the other mother. "I put her in there myself. And when I found her trying to crawl out, I put her back."
Under13 wrote:TheRocketSiobhan wrote:..... No. You don't think girls know the anger of almost vacuuming the entire dining room in their dreams and being woke up? I don't think the humour is gender specific either.
That one made me lol.
Yeah Morgan, great job with this . Not quite as good as others, but only because it wasn't as long. Keep 'em coming?
Oh and by the way, where were you and what were you doing?
"Good thing we got Jester to carry." -Morgan, January 20th, 2009
I feel bad that James is picked on.
Especially after I wrote that "Hey James!" thing in LRL .
... but the Haiku was still funny.
Nice suit, Morgan!
My dreams often consist of myself going through some sort of mall. No stores or anything, but the architecture is very similar. I think it comes from playing too many video games; existing in a limited reality.
Dreaming music is fantastic. Not mall music, but like, SYMPHONY type stuff.
Anybody else dream music?
Especially after I wrote that "Hey James!" thing in LRL .
... but the Haiku was still funny.
Nice suit, Morgan!
My dreams often consist of myself going through some sort of mall. No stores or anything, but the architecture is very similar. I think it comes from playing too many video games; existing in a limited reality.
Dreaming music is fantastic. Not mall music, but like, SYMPHONY type stuff.
Anybody else dream music?
Time flies like an arrow;
Fruit flies like a banana.
-Groucho Marx
Fruit flies like a banana.
-Groucho Marx
YES...
The worst part is that it is awesome music, and I can never quite remember it after I wake up.
The worst part is that it is awesome music, and I can never quite remember it after I wake up.
"I swear it," said the other mother. "I swear it on my own mother's grave."
"Does she have a grave?" asked Coraline.
"Oh yes," said the other mother. "I put her in there myself. And when I found her trying to crawl out, I put her back."
"Does she have a grave?" asked Coraline.
"Oh yes," said the other mother. "I put her in there myself. And when I found her trying to crawl out, I put her back."
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3mm4 wrote:Eh, it's just not that funny.
Maybe it's just the way i've been brought up (and probably the way you have aswell Em) but i just don't find lowest common denominator humour that funny. Sorry.
That and the fact i don't want vivid imagery of Morgan masturbating etched into my brain.
Specially after only recently watching the underpantaloons video on my recent spree of archive browsing.
It's just not right dammit!!!
I had to imediately cleanse my mind with good old fashion pr0n.
Like... imediately.
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In response, I don't think it's lowest common denomonator simply because it involves a bodily function. I think it has more to do with how the joke is told, and frankly I think this was a well written, well executed monologue on Morgan's part.
If you didn't find it funny, I'm not debating that. It's your taste, and it's not a problem in the least if it wasn't to your liking. In fact, that's fine!
But I certainly don't think it's "low-brow", just because masturbation is involved.
In response, I don't think it's lowest common denomonator simply because it involves a bodily function. I think it has more to do with how the joke is told, and frankly I think this was a well written, well executed monologue on Morgan's part.
If you didn't find it funny, I'm not debating that. It's your taste, and it's not a problem in the least if it wasn't to your liking. In fact, that's fine!
But I certainly don't think it's "low-brow", just because masturbation is involved.
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True. That's what I'm doing. And also, considering lunch, though it would be an early lunch...
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