Drugs In New Jersey

[auberginequeen]

Drugs in New Jersey doesn't help me at all.

I need my drugs here, in Canada.

I'm not going to New Jersey for drugs.

...

In fact I'm not going to New Jersey for anything.

But at least you're spamming in your own thread.

*pat pat*

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to buy environmentally-conscious, locally-produced drugs.

[thatlaurachick]

Wow, a multi-posting spambot! I thought these had disappeared from the wild entirely! Quick someone take a screenshot! (J/K)

"You know, chemical dumping is legal in New Jersey." "Huh, guess that explains all the guidos."

[auberginequeen]

Aye, mate, this one's a real beaut.

Let's see if we can sneak up on 'er, real quiet-like, and get a better look.

*hides in the bushes*

[Geoff_B]

*shoots bot in head*

vermin...

[thatlaurachick]

Well, dangit. Now they're extinct again! How are we going to make fun of bots if you just kill the all!

/sarcasm

[Evil Jim]

Of course I don't use drugs! Why would I need drugs anyway?? Especially in New Jersey. Don't be silly!!

[Lyinginbedmon]

Personally I'm just going to assume this is a breed of spambot that has been driven into a harsh environment and its use of spamming threads is simply the easiest trait it could maximise to try and survive. Sort of like reproduction versus anything to live longer in the early days of organic life.

[Geoff_B]

i thought i killed this one...

*BANG*

let's try that...

[MowDownJoe]

I came in this topic because I thought there was something pertinent to my home state here.

I leave disappointed that the thread was made by a spambot.

[thatlaurachick]

Wait... are you a guido?

[Tycherin]

Spambots are kinda like ninjas. They come in and everyone is all, "Hey look, a spambot!" But by the time your buddy turns around to look, it's gone, and you look crazy.

[sdhonda]

Like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtR2m20C2YM