The Sex Thread
- Drinnik
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My partner moves over to Blighty for Uni next week. THERE WILL BE SEXY TIMES.
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Keab42 wrote:I think that is on the cards. The LRR Ranch I believe...
El Rancho Shenanigasm!!! 18+ to enter!
*Edit* Sniped by 2steps.. didn't see her post. I made the no sex in the ball pit because I refuse to clean spermy rainbow balls. There will be a twisty slide from the main floor into the ball pit basement. Nerf wars ongoing. Leave yo club at the door.
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Ageist much? :p
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Hey there are laws in this country, man!
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Why can't you have it ...in England?
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Not until you can admit football is not soccer! VIVA LA AMERICANA!
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And thus ends my contribution to the sex thread; I hope you have been enlightened.
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Fear not young teenling, by the time El Rancho Shenanigasm is built you will be of age to join our reindeer games. In fact you'll probably be an old man. Because I'm poor.
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Hey, I'm just glad it's no longer 21+
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TheRocket wrote:Not until you can admit football is not soccer! VIVA LA AMERICANA!
It should not be called football if you use your hands more than you use your feet! RULE BRITANNIA
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Tsk Tsk
Soccer is a type of football. When you live in a city where four different codes of football are played professionally and you have friends from all six inhabited continents it helps to specify what sort of football you are talking about.
Nothing sexy going on in my life unfortunately. Nor do I have related questions.
Soccer is a type of football. When you live in a city where four different codes of football are played professionally and you have friends from all six inhabited continents it helps to specify what sort of football you are talking about.
Nothing sexy going on in my life unfortunately. Nor do I have related questions.
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Anyone ever heard of these? They're called Luna Bead Pleasure Balls. My gf describes them as "tantalizing". I had never heard of them until a friend had them and started espousing how much she loved them. Which, of course, led to my gf buying some.
http://www.amazon.com/LELO-Luna-Bead-Pleasure-System/dp/B0029ZALB2
I'm just curious if I was out of the loop on these, of if they're still relatively unknown.
http://www.amazon.com/LELO-Luna-Bead-Pleasure-System/dp/B0029ZALB2
I'm just curious if I was out of the loop on these, of if they're still relatively unknown.
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Fayili wrote:Hey, I'm just glad it's no longer 21+
Oh shit I forgot I wasn't in Alberta. Yes it's going to be 21 + ! But fear not! You will be old and feeble by the time it's built!
Unless I win the lotto then you will just have to wait a couple years.
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Cade Antilles wrote:Anyone ever heard of these? They're called Luna Bead Pleasure Balls. My gf describes them as "tantalizing". I had never heard of them until a friend had them and started espousing how much she loved them. Which, of course, led to my gf buying some.
http://www.amazon.com/LELO-Luna-Bead-Pleasure-System/dp/B0029ZALB2
I'm just curious if I was out of the loop on these, of if they're still relatively unknown.
Lelo is a really good brand to go with. They have some quality stuff. I've heard good things about those and if you want to work on your kegels those are prime.
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The ranch should be on the Canada/US border. Get all the benefits of both sides.
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My family owned a gambling parlour that's back door opened into the US during Prohibition...
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The Haskell Library straddles the border. However, I believe crossing the line is a crime, and you will be fined $5,000.
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2stepz wrote:@Fayili - I promise, we're not that bad. Realize, we are 10+ years older than you young things.
Also - Re: LRR Ranch a.k.a. El Rancho Shenanigasm - remember, no sex in the ball pit!
Can there be a second ball pit specifically for that? Preferably with a self-cleaning function?
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TheRocket wrote:Lelo is a really good brand to go with. They have some quality stuff. I've heard good things about those and if you want to work on your kegels those are prime.
That's what I've heard. My gf is really enjoying hers.
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metcarfre wrote:My family owned a gambling parlour that's back door opened into the US during Prohibition...
Your family was awesome. Just putting that out there.
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goat wrote:metcarfre wrote:My family owned a gambling parlour that's back door opened into the US during Prohibition...
Your family was awesome. Just putting that out there.
Completely unrelated to the subject of the thread, but yeah.
My great-grandfather was an orphan in London who signed up for the RAF during WW1 at the age of 14. At the end of the war, having nowhere to go, he traveled to Halifax with his commanding officer (who was Canadian) and wound up marrying the guy's sister.
During Prohibition my family not only ran a gambling parlour but were rum-runners in to the States and had the Delta police chief paid off. My great-grandmother was the queen of the operation.
My grandfather missed serving in WW2 but played for the Calgary Stampeders from about 1948-50, winning the Grey Cup with them. He was a fire chief in North Vancouver for many years.
My grandmother was a columnist in The Province newspaper until quite recently and had a show on local news radio as well. She still writes a blog even at the age of *cough*.
So yeah, pretty cool. And that's just my dad's side.
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I don't know what I find more troubling about myself: that Anders, who I didn't even really like, is the newest addition to the "BioWare characters I've had sexual fantasies about" list, or that I have that list to begin with.
Also, kind of counting down the days until it stops being the "...sexual fantasies..." list and starts being the "...sexual roleplay with partner..." list.
Also, kind of counting down the days until it stops being the "...sexual fantasies..." list and starts being the "...sexual roleplay with partner..." list.
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I won't be Anders.
I'm prepared to be Alistair or Kaidan.
I'm prepared to be Alistair or Kaidan.
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HAHA. You guys are so cute. You guys have to post pics of the big day. (The ceremony not the sexy time)Because I have to live vicariously through someone who might actually get their wedding photos!
Walk in like DeNiro, and leave like Brando.
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You're living proof that Darwin was a moron.
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TheRocket wrote:You guys have to post pics of the big day.
For a second, given the discussion... I was going to ask, why would you want pictures of JackSlack as Sexytime Alistair? I can assure you, he's not very good at it*. (ETA: Not very good at being Alistair. He's quite satisfactory at the sexy-time.)
(Speaking of which, JackSlack, I understand Anders is off the table, but how do we feel about Thane? Or Zevran?)
But thank you. I'm working on getting a wedding dress at the moment - the one I fell in love with is no longer available, so I'm almost considering going to the other end of the spectrum and getting this dress.
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