Wish Corrupting Game
- Dutch guy
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game
Granted, your friends break off all contact with you and you become a social outcast with no friends whatsoever. Therefore they are not broken either.
I owning a car wasn't so damn expensive.
I owning a car wasn't so damn expensive.
THE DUTCH!! THE DUTCH AGAIN!!!!!
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- empath
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game
Granted, fuel, maintenance and repair all become much cheaper, but contemporary automobiles become vastly less reliable (smaller carrying load, shorter range, shorter time between breakdowns) to the extent that they are effectively useless.
I wish I could think of something funny for others to corrupt.
I wish I could think of something funny for others to corrupt.
- EnglishMQ
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Granted, it's a really funny corruption, really really funny, and than everyone continues on, treating this comic gold without the proper respect it truly deserved, and this is the true tradgedy.
I wish you couldn't grant this wish!
I wish you couldn't grant this wish!
- aeric90
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Granted because I have paradox-absorbing crumple zones built into my head!
I wish my finger wasn't in a cast.
I wish my finger wasn't in a cast.
- wartjr2373
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Granted. You no longer have a finger.
I wish it was tomorrow.
I wish it was tomorrow.
Just call me Dylan. It's easier to pronounce.
- empath
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Granted, your clocks are merely 9 hours behind. Unfortunately you don't realize this until it's really about 4am (for real) and either oversleep, missing the events/activities you were pining for back on Thursday, or you get up on time but are so tired and weary that the aforementioned events/activities are just no fun for you.
I wish civil servants wouldn't pip off the Friday before Labour Day (Monday) and thus create a four-day weekend when I have no ability to give them the goddamn three grand they want.
I wish civil servants wouldn't pip off the Friday before Labour Day (Monday) and thus create a four-day weekend when I have no ability to give them the goddamn three grand they want.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game
Granted civil servants are bonded to their desks at all times and are as such available at any time, this creates a vacuum in the job market meaning the only jobs now available are shit sweepers for the civil servants desks. You gain your cash with utmost speed then spend all of it purging the smell form your skin.
I wish I had an incorruptible wish
I wish I had an incorruptible wish
- empath
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Granted, you have the incorruptible wish in your mind, but cannot conceive of any way to make the wish. You live a long life with this unfulfilled wish nagging at you from time to time.
I wish I had ice cream.
I wish I had ice cream.
- thatlaurachick
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Granted! You have melted ice cream all down the front of your shirt.
I wish I could afford a triple shot cappuccino and a lemon scone.
I wish I could afford a triple shot cappuccino and a lemon scone.
I want a Pinkie launcher.
- aeric90
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Granted! You can now afford it but none of those things exist anymore.
I wish I was at PAX.
I wish I was at PAX.
- thatlaurachick
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game
Granted you are at PAX. But Wil Wheaton calls you a dick and no one will talk to you the entire time.
I wish that thus wish would be corrupted creatively.
I wish that thus wish would be corrupted creatively.
I want a Pinkie launcher.
- empath
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game
Granted; thanks for doing my work for me.
(indeed, if the WISH is that it'll be corrupted, wouldn't you have to NOT corrupt it...to 'corrupt' it?)
I wish my head didn't hurt from this.
(indeed, if the WISH is that it'll be corrupted, wouldn't you have to NOT corrupt it...to 'corrupt' it?)
I wish my head didn't hurt from this.
- thatlaurachick
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Granted, your head hurts because someone just dropped an anvil on it.
I wish I wasn't sick.
(actually, I wished for creative corruption but that kinda works. )
I wish I wasn't sick.
(actually, I wished for creative corruption but that kinda works. )
I want a Pinkie launcher.
- aeric90
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Granted! You are now vomit... in England.
I wish I had plans for the weekend.
I wish I had plans for the weekend.
- Master Gunner
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game
Granted, however women that would generally be considered attractive hit on you all weekend.
I wish I wasn't tired.
I wish I wasn't tired.
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- Murakami
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Granted, your a banana.
I wish I was further along in Catch 22.
I wish I was further along in Catch 22.
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- TheRocket
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Granted, you killed the thread for nearly a year so you could catch up.
I wish my jeep was fixed!
I wish my jeep was fixed!
Walk in like DeNiro, and leave like Brando.
You're living proof that Darwin was a moron.
You're living proof that Darwin was a moron.
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game
Granted, your jeep will never reproduce. It still won't run, though.
I wish I had some chocolate.
I wish I had some chocolate.
- The Mimm
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Mmmm floor chocolate.
I wish I got paid to write things.
I wish I got paid to write things.
Life's like a movie, write your own ending,
Keep believing, keep pretending
Keep believing, keep pretending
- JackSlack
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game
You find work writing speeches for a NAMBLA affiliated political candidate.
I wish I could stop worrying.
I wish I could stop worrying.
- Dutch guy
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Granted, you receive a free lobotomy and are moved to a mental institute where you will not have to worry about anything.
I wish I had gone to bed at a decent time yesterday.
I wish I had gone to bed at a decent time yesterday.
THE DUTCH!! THE DUTCH AGAIN!!!!!
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- James Ether
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Granted, you went to bed at a decent time for Pacific Time, which would be the middle hours of the morning for Netherlands, thus you might as well stay up and get used to sleep deprivation.
I wish I didn't have to deal with imcompetant customers at work everyday.
I wish I didn't have to deal with imcompetant customers at work everyday.
- The Mimm
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Ganted. You're fired. And here's a letter from the bank.
I wish I had feet that weren't covered in cuts and blisters.
I wish I had feet that weren't covered in cuts and blisters.
Life's like a movie, write your own ending,
Keep believing, keep pretending
Keep believing, keep pretending
Re: Wish Corrupting Game
Granted. Your feet are replaced with penguin's flippers - good luck buying shoes...
I wish I had a job.
I wish I had a job.
COW! COW! COW! COW! COW! COW! COW! COW!
- The Mimm
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Re: Wish Corrupting Game
Granted. I hope you enjoy cleaning sewers. With your face.
I wish I could finish my current creative projects to a satisfactory degree.
I wish I could finish my current creative projects to a satisfactory degree.
Life's like a movie, write your own ending,
Keep believing, keep pretending
Keep believing, keep pretending
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