To remind everyone of the rules: it needed to be exactly 100 words, feature a tiny rhinoceros, have an honorific in it and some sort of citrus explosive. We had 25 minutes to write and submit them
Here is my entry:
'It's quite a cute pet you have here, Count Busworth, Sir', the door-to-door salesman commented.
The dwarf rhinoceros seemed aggressive, but he was used to that sort of thing. As long as the owner kept a tight grip on the leash, he would be fine. And at any rate, he could run fast. That came with the job.
He gave a warm smile to the man holding the pet back. 'I'm representing Cherry-Lime Bomb Incorporated. You would be suprised how useful these tiny explosive are in day-to-day life.'
The Count slamed the door shut. Man, these salesmen were getting annoying.
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