Up In Thur! Up In Thur!

[Season's Beatings]

So something strange happened to me at work the other week.

I was on the line serving customers when two young women come in. They were dressed up for a night on the town. Tiny skirts, heaving cleavage, shotgun to the face purple makeup. So after standing there for 30 seconds talking to eachother about what they might order since it apparently had to match. Maybe they were colour coordinating their vomit for later. Who knows. They start ordering and one of them asks "Can I have a footlong?"

Whilst simultaneously reaching up and under her skirt and vigourously scratching her nethers. Not through the fabric. Doubled over with her hand up and under. Ferocious. Loud. I could seriously hear the grating noise of nails on skin/pubic hair. A sound akin to steel wool being scrunched.

IT WAS SO GROSS.

I had to look away. It was so disgusting. How could anybody be that unsanitary in public? After she handed me the money, I washed my hands. Twice. I mean what the fuuuuuuck.

Also boo for catastrophic computer failure. Power supply goes to hell and drags my motherboard with it.

[MatParker116]

That is technically a public order offence

[Preacher]

Only technically?

[Ayailla]

That is... quite vile. Just the mental images are disturbing me, I can only imagine how you felt WATCHING it...

[leapy]

Ewww, Just ewww.

How often do the nether reagons become itchy anyway? Unless one has recently shaved and/or has an STI?

So yeh, I hope thy had some of that alcoholic hand sanitizer in Subway (I'm assuming you work for subway).

Oh fuck, you're not in the UK are you?

[Geoff_B]

O.O Do you work in London at all? Just so I know which Subways to stay away from...

[the_lone_bard]

Guys, seriously, how did you not ask the important question.

Was she hot?

Seriously guys, priorities.

[Geoff_B]

If she was hot why bother with purple makeup and all the rest of it?

[Darkobra]

If she was hot why bother with purple makeup and all the rest of it?

The nail now has a headache for Geoff has brought the hammer down.

[SilPho]

Excessive make-up makes people less attractive anyway.

</personal opinion>

[Geoff_B]

Excessive make-up makes people less attractive anyway.

</personal opinion>

We may not agree on what makes a good Archenemy scheme but I feel that we agree on this.

[Lyinginbedmon]

Excessive, yes. However I believe it would be unwise, if also kind, to say there are some individuals for whom a certain level of makeup is necessary. My aunt Margaret for example, and Nicki Minaj.

[leapy]

Guys, seriously, how did you not ask the important question.

Was she hot?

Seriously guys, priorities.

She sounds like a massive chav. This would imply a lack of hotness.

[Deedles]

After reading this thread I'm gonna have to go take a shower, feel so dirty.

No, actually, two showers ... or maybe three.

[Darkobra]

*hands Deedles my PC* My Windows 7 64 bit installation is being a bastard so punish my PC for me. Give it the old soap and water on the disc tray!

[Elomin Sha]

There is never enough make up to cover the hideous. I wear a paper bag all the time so I don't have to look at people.

[SilPho]

How do you get people into the bag if you can't see them?

[Elomin Sha]

That's what makes the bag so scary, you never know if you're next.

[Season's Beatings]

Guys, seriously, how did you not ask the important question.

Was she hot?

Seriously guys, priorities.

I think you're missing the point somewhat. If she's going at her nethers like her crabs have launched a zerg rush, that is diminished hotness in my book.

KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE

[plummeting_sloth]

And that was the day I met the district manager.