The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
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Oh, sorry. Didn't realise you still needed that. Give me a second... Ok, I'm on fire again. Please make this quick as it's surprisingly agonising.
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Infinite pain? I disagree. I recall the timeless advice of my grandfather, who once said "Give a man a fire and he is warm for a night, light a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life." Sadly he passed away in a tragic self-immolation incident, but I don't blame him. There was no way he could have known how it would end.
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Now I'm afraid to say that my Death Star is also non-standard. It doubles as a giant Pokeball. The next person to deliberately annoy Fayili with bad grammar gets to take over from Kapol.
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FEAR ME!!!!!!!
All problems can be solved by trebuchets and/or fire.
When you're a pessimist there are only good surprises.
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Don't make me turn this bag inside out.
The most unique, nicest, and confusing individual you will get to know. Don't be stupid around me, that's my job.
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Elomin Sha wrote:Don't make me turn this bag inside out.
The bag is bigger than you can handle now. It's too big for you're control!
All problems can be solved by trebuchets and/or fire.
When you're a pessimist there are only good surprises.
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When you're a pessimist there are only good surprises.
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If the bag is bigger on the inside then what would turning it inside out do?
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Keab42 wrote:Now I'm afraid to say that my Death Star is also non-standard. It doubles as a giant Pokeball. The next person to deliberately annoy Fayili with bad grammar gets to take over from Kapol.
Drdiggit42 wrote:The bag is bigger than you can handle now. It's too big for you're control!
Pokedeathstar!
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Palpatine! I choose you!
Oh no... Now I'm picturing him as a Jynx.
And now so are you.
Oh no... Now I'm picturing him as a Jynx.
And now so are you.
Geoff_B wrote: ... Even for here, that was weird.
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Darth Vader uses Toss. It's super effective!
Palapatine has fainted!
Palapatine has fainted!
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Elomin Sha wrote:Don't make me turn this bag inside out.
Ugh, its NON-euclidean space. there is no inside. Or outside. Everybody just take a step to the left, that'll accomplish about as much
THE DUTCH!! THE DUTCH AGAIN!!!!!
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Actually the last scientific theory on the bag is that if you turn the bag inside out, it will rip a hole in the fabric of reality calling forth demons from the nine planes of hell. Either that or produce 12 white doves, because Science
Do you guys mind. I'm trying to write an essay
Its probably not a good thing I feel the need to put a disclaimer after everything I say
This is a thing my and my friend run.
Its probably not a good thing I feel the need to put a disclaimer after everything I say
This is a thing my and my friend run.
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You're A Mad Man Geoff. A MAD MAN!!!
Do you guys mind. I'm trying to write an essay
Its probably not a good thing I feel the need to put a disclaimer after everything I say
This is a thing my and my friend run.
Its probably not a good thing I feel the need to put a disclaimer after everything I say
This is a thing my and my friend run.
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Preacher wrote:Actually the last scientific theory on the bag is that if you turn the bag inside out, it will rip a hole in the fabric of reality calling forth demons from the nine planes of hell.
So...it'll open up a portal to Western Sydney?
Preacher wrote:Do you have one of those for every occasion, Phailhammer?
FictionPress stories:Geoff_B wrote:And lo, the plot to end the world was undone by a bandwidth exceeded notice.
The Vitaris Insurrection, The Outbreak (The latter not written by me, but I am in it.)
Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
Preacher wrote:Actually the last scientific theory on the bag is that if you turn the bag inside out, it will rip a hole in the fabric of reality calling forth demons from the nine planes of hell. Either that or produce 12 white doves, because Science
The bag is only sort of a bag. It'd be more accurate to call it a hole.
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...and a...uh...it's a...ok, does anyone know what this USED to be?
Preacher wrote:Do you have one of those for every occasion, Phailhammer?
FictionPress stories:Geoff_B wrote:And lo, the plot to end the world was undone by a bandwidth exceeded notice.
The Vitaris Insurrection, The Outbreak (The latter not written by me, but I am in it.)
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Well, when a mummy and a daddy love each other very much, or are drunk, they give each other special hugs. Sometimes a daddy is alone and has to hug his sock.
I'd put that down, lad.
I'd put that down, lad.
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Ok, good thing I still have this petrol can. Now, where did that lighter go?
Preacher wrote:Do you have one of those for every occasion, Phailhammer?
FictionPress stories:Geoff_B wrote:And lo, the plot to end the world was undone by a bandwidth exceeded notice.
The Vitaris Insurrection, The Outbreak (The latter not written by me, but I am in it.)
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