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Graham · Postby **Graham** » 22 Mar 2007, 15:34

Srsly? 8mins? wtf?

rofl?

AmazingPjotrMan · Postby **AmazingPjotrMan** » 22 Mar 2007, 15:35

I can't see it!

*edit*
Nevermind.

*Sucks ass* sniggers....

Patch · Postby **Patch** » 22 Mar 2007, 15:53

And you though bukkake milk was weird!

In... med school!

The_Russ · Postby **The_Russ** » 22 Mar 2007, 15:56

ha ha ha! Brilliant! Heard about that guy who "Denied" the Holocaust. How can you get jailed for that?

Cats are bloody evil! Crapping all over your garden and what not. And they called me the crook for sprying water at them

Ha! Supprised to hear the word felching somewhere else!

Gotta be the longest, and funnyest Whatever thing yet

In Medschool/England

darkduck · Postby **darkduck** » 22 Mar 2007, 15:58

Ha!!!
That's really all I wanted to say...

PS: the russ: your strikethrough thing didn't quite work

The_Russ · Postby **The_Russ** » 22 Mar 2007, 16:08

darkduck wrote:Ha!!!
That's really all I wanted to say...

PS: the russ: your strikethrough thing didn't quite work

lol, yer! I'm a bit of PC spaz so things don't usually work. I was suppost to click preview. But I messed that up as well!

It's all good now

The_Russ · Postby **The_Russ** » 22 Mar 2007, 16:16

Just a quick question befor I go to bed. Who's room is the whatever thing done it? Dunno why but I just wanna know.

Also "I thought that didn't count if the animal was dead"......How the hell did you keep a straite face???

Fatsobob · Postby **Fatsobob** » 22 Mar 2007, 16:17

Simply hilarious. This makes up for all of the bad ones ever.

Red Charlie · Postby **Red Charlie** » 22 Mar 2007, 16:22

The_Russ wrote:ha ha ha! Brilliant! Heard about that guy who "Denied" the Holocaust. How can you get jailed for that?

It is illegal in Germany to deny the existance of the Holocaust.

I think Switzerland and Spain also have a similar law.

There is also a throw back law which allows the arrest of anyone suspected of Nazi warcrimes for up to 24 hours without contact to the outside world or some such. But yeah.

Also Germany is the only country in the world I know of, where theres a sub-section in their race hate laws specifically stating that Anti-Semantic material/speeches/words/people. Recieve a slightly longer prison sentance than those of say ummmm someone causing racial haterd against black or white or Asian people. Which I think its kinda funny, cos its racist. :roll:

Melendwyr · Postby **Melendwyr** » 22 Mar 2007, 16:33

The_Russ wrote:ha ha ha! Brilliant! Heard about that guy who "Denied" the Holocaust. How can you get jailed for that?

Certain countries have abandoned the concept of "free speech" to the point that they have enshrined in law the idea that the government can decide which positions cannot be held by 'decent' people and make the perpetuation of such positions a crime punishable by incarceration.

Because obviously if any reasonable and decent person can instantly reject such positions as false, the government needs to step in and ensure it doesn't spread. Right?

It is probably not a coincidence that neoNazism and white supremacist groups are coming back in a big way in Germany. Censorship has a way of increasing the power of the things it tries to destroy.

Melendwyr · Postby **Melendwyr** » 22 Mar 2007, 16:34

Also:

"You watched it! You can't unwatch it!"

robothero · Postby **robothero** » 22 Mar 2007, 16:38

The_Russ wrote:ha ha ha! Brilliant! Heard about that guy who "Denied" the Holocaust. How can you get jailed for that?

The train of thought goes like this. Denying the holocaust implies you think there's a conspiracy to perpetuate a falsehood. (That the holocaust is real.) Who would be behind this alleged conspiracy? Jews. Accusing an ethnicity of a vast conspiracy is counted as inciting hatred, which is verboten.

And Graham, that is in fact, the old meaning of Banana Republic.

And now I'm curious. Where do we draw the line as what counts legally as bestiality? Could I be charged if I used a leather sex-toy? What about an animal that's stuffed and mounted?

Tensen01 · Postby **Tensen01** » 22 Mar 2007, 16:40

I believe my favorite part was "Touche"

and the "I'm Chris Wallace of Dateli-- You're 13 aren't you?"

Melendwyr · Postby **Melendwyr** » 22 Mar 2007, 16:42

Am I correct in thinking that you haven't received any good explanations for the wall mark yet?

AdmiralBarikir · Postby **AdmiralBarikir** » 22 Mar 2007, 17:03

wow, that was long...

I take it that if you paced it for more comedic timing it would be much longer?

other than the rushed pacing it was hilarious!

great job this week guys!

emma · Postby **emma** » 22 Mar 2007, 17:06

Man, Graham, you were all up ons the snappy comebacks this week. Very funny!

Lacerta · Postby **Lacerta** » 22 Mar 2007, 17:07

Awesome.
I forgot I wrote that Haiku.

Tank_girl · Postby **Tank_girl** » 22 Mar 2007, 17:22

Finnaly! Some one else that agree's that the Internet is pedofile!

And now none of you cant say you havent been inside my fridge!

Tank_girl · Postby **Tank_girl** » 22 Mar 2007, 17:31

Also, Does any one else seem to find this weeks WT a little... Flickery?

The Thrill · Postby **The Thrill** » 22 Mar 2007, 17:39

That was awesome. Except for the girl getting a box with her dog's head in it. That's seriously fucked up.

YamaroV2 · Postby **YamaroV2** » 22 Mar 2007, 17:41

I'm calling you out, Graham and Morgan.

Everything in your whatever things for the last few weeks has been available on digg.

ARE YOU DIGGSTEALERS?!

blackdragontaz · Postby **blackdragontaz** » 22 Mar 2007, 17:48

lol cunt punt!

Misty · Postby **Misty** » 22 Mar 2007, 17:51

Woooooooow.

I don't even have words for that video. I lol'd hard.

Dane · Postby **Dane** » 22 Mar 2007, 18:12

I was a bit disappointed that the article I emailed to Morgan wasn't in there.

And my Haiku.

. . .and now I realize that I will never hear my submission on the whatever thing because the article would be out of date.

That sucks ass.

anotherearth · Postby **anotherearth** » 22 Mar 2007, 18:40

Holy Poop! (dunno how vulgar we can be on these forums)
Although I LOL'ed at this WT, there were a few stories that gave me pause to say "you gotta friggin kidding about that one!"

Well, I checked on the story about the eye gouging and couldn't believe that such a thing actually happened!

http://www.news24.com/News24/World/News/0,9294,2-10-1462_2086727,00.html

And the guy's defense???

"His lawyer Jean-Pierre Cabanes meanwhile insisted there were extenuating circumstances.
"This is the result of a marriage that was arranged, not chosen," he said, pointing to the gulf separating his client, who came from southern Morocco, and his young wife, who had grown up in France.
Cabanes begged the jury for leniency, claiming his client's action "appeared to stem from a mental illness"."

Extenuating circumstances???
Mental illness???
His head should be sent to someone in a box....
...er ...meaning that his head should be in the box and sent to someone, and not just sent to someone who was in a box...

Great job this week guys!

I swear I get all my news these days from Jon Stewart and Morgan... sheesh!

Tank_girl wrote:Also, Does any one else seem to find this weeks WT a little... Flickery?

I saw a few flickers as well, but they weren't too bothersome.
(nice fridge, btw!)

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