54 - Child Protective Services
54 - Child Protective Services
Hitler Hitler-Hitler.
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Re: 53 - Child Protective Services
Out of curiosity, is this story just now making the rounds of the "odd news" feeds, because I remember hearing about the birthday cake a couple of years ago. Little Adolf has siblings with names like JoyceLynn Aryan Nation and Honszlynn Hinler, and their parents have had another child since their elder three were taken by CPS, which was also taken by CPS. In fact, the parents have now since lost all custody of their children.
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The cake thing happened a couple years ago, but the story is rounding again because the kids are still under care, and the parents are fighting it.
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The Hitler story really makes me sad, because it drives in the fact there are people stupid/racist enough to name their child Hitler and stand by their decision.
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The story of the mother who left her baby on the car. Her defense against the charge of Driving under the influence was "Its the polices fault, I knew I was high but the police arrested my boyfriend a couple hours earlier for a DUI, just because he had had a couple beers and some weed. If they hadn't arrested him I wouldn't have been driving."
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To be clear, the parents didn't have their children taken away because they named them after Nazis, they were taken away because the parents have been repeatedly arrested and have involved their children in hate crimes.
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Re: 53 - Child Protective Services
The Nazi names definitely did work against them, since it was deemed to be not in the best interests of the children. Which in fairness, going to school with that name would be terrifying.
On a side note, with all of the "infinite Hitler", I kept hoping someone would come up with Mobius Hitler.
On a side note, with all of the "infinite Hitler", I kept hoping someone would come up with Mobius Hitler.
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Lord Hosk wrote:To be clear, the parents didn't have their children taken away because they named them after Nazis, they were taken away because the parents have been repeatedly arrested and have involved their children in hate crimes.
The last part doesn't surprise me since it'd take that kind of person to unironically name their children that way. Well, either that or MASSIVE attention whores.
Also, no mention of Ginseng Hitler Bee Pollen? I am disappoint.
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Pretty nice video, but I have to ask, is it really not known to people in Canada that Buttfuck, Wisconsin is considered one of the stylish places in the US?
What are you looking at.
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The dad says he's willing to renounce his Neo-Nazism if it'll get his kids back. So that's something.ex-Lurker wrote:The Hitler story really makes me sad, because it drives in the fact there are people stupid/racist enough to name their child Hitler and stand by their decision.
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Cool episode and all but...why was the door barred?
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I reckon I know a pretty bad name for a kid, and both of these are actually people thus making it all the more sad... and hilarious to laugh at.
Drew Peacock... say it fast and you'll get it
and
Rowdy Negro (I wish I was making this one up)
Drew Peacock... say it fast and you'll get it
and
Rowdy Negro (I wish I was making this one up)
Re: 53 - Child Protective Services
"Mitt Romney"? Really? I'm not really a fan of his, but that was still quite jarring, and distracted me from the rest of the episode.
Yes, I know it's "exaggeration" for comedic effect, but Ash casually sandwiched the name between Bin Laden and Hitler. Imagine the backlash if she'd said "Barack Obama" there instead....
EDIT: Oh, and a friend-of-a-friend is currently pregnant, and if the kid is a boy the current frontrunner for a name is "Lennon", after the singer. Which would be fine, until you realize how many times you introduce yourself verbally, and what it sounds like....needless to say, their family and friends are trying to suggest alternatives.
Yes, I know it's "exaggeration" for comedic effect, but Ash casually sandwiched the name between Bin Laden and Hitler. Imagine the backlash if she'd said "Barack Obama" there instead....
EDIT: Oh, and a friend-of-a-friend is currently pregnant, and if the kid is a boy the current frontrunner for a name is "Lennon", after the singer. Which would be fine, until you realize how many times you introduce yourself verbally, and what it sounds like....needless to say, their family and friends are trying to suggest alternatives.
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Bad baby names? This was on reddit recently -- according to whitepages.com, there's 4 people in the US with the name "Herp Derp"
http://names.whitepages.com/Herp/Derp
http://names.whitepages.com/Herp/Derp
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Re: 53 - Child Protective Services
This is actually episode 54. In the FD forum threads you did two 52s.
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pineapple wrote:Bad baby names? This was on reddit recently -- according to whitepages.com, there's 4 people in the US with the name "Herp Derp"
http://names.whitepages.com/Herp/Derp
Wow.
Here's some more odd/bad ones on wikipedia:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicholas_Barbon
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naming_law ... test_names
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolfe%2B585,_Senior
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pineapple wrote:Bad baby names? This was on reddit recently -- according to whitepages.com, there's 4 people in the US with the name "Herp Derp"
http://names.whitepages.com/Herp/Derp
Huh, I didn't realize Alex has a kid/brother in the US. Weird.
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pineapple wrote:Bad baby names? This was on reddit recently -- according to whitepages.com, there's 4 people in the US with the name "Herp Derp"
http://names.whitepages.com/Herp/Derp
Even more hilariously 2 of them have middle initials:
Herp D Derp and Herp A Derp
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