Entering GAMER mode!
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Entering GAMER mode!
I DO like boobs!
Im my mind now the moonbase has a series of stregicly placed buttons which, when pressed, enter the moonbase into GAMER MODE. This includes:
-Subdued red and blue lighting.
-All posters which don't include boobs flip over to show posters which do have boobs. Also NON gaming posters dissapear, star wars, star trek, and MTG have no place in gamer mode, cos gamers are cool.
-*Smash glass to enter gamer mode* type cases which contain everything graham wore at the end of that sketch, plus a false neckbeard.
-Very loud electro music playing from every surface.
Anyone else have any suggestions for converting a house to enter GAMER MODE?
Im my mind now the moonbase has a series of stregicly placed buttons which, when pressed, enter the moonbase into GAMER MODE. This includes:
-Subdued red and blue lighting.
-All posters which don't include boobs flip over to show posters which do have boobs. Also NON gaming posters dissapear, star wars, star trek, and MTG have no place in gamer mode, cos gamers are cool.
-*Smash glass to enter gamer mode* type cases which contain everything graham wore at the end of that sketch, plus a false neckbeard.
-Very loud electro music playing from every surface.
Anyone else have any suggestions for converting a house to enter GAMER MODE?
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Re: Entering GAMER mode!
WTF mate?
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I contend that MTG would stick around in gaming mode, and if not a total absence of female objectification imagery there would be some male eye candy as well, since gamers are (despite Xbox claims to the contrary) not solely composed of misogynists.
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These bots are very odd.
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Why would I want posters with prominently displayed tits on them all over my walls? I don't have it now because it's tacky and tasteless.
I think you're making some pretty broad and inaccurate assumptions about the kind of people - not all of them gamers - who inhabit these forums, Cap.
I think you're making some pretty broad and inaccurate assumptions about the kind of people - not all of them gamers - who inhabit these forums, Cap.
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What if they were painted tits in oil paint? Like, you'd have your fetishisation but it would be classy. That's the sole reason why "the nude" paintings are popular. It's not why they're painted, it's why they're bought.
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Re: Entering GAMER mode!
oh dears... See todays checkpoint then return
Also, good call on the MTG, a lot of those cards do have boobs, they can stay in gamer mode.
EDIT: Loving the idea i'm a bot, programmed for some utterly bizzare and incomprehensible purpose!
Also, good call on the MTG, a lot of those cards do have boobs, they can stay in gamer mode.
EDIT: Loving the idea i'm a bot, programmed for some utterly bizzare and incomprehensible purpose!
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I didn't know the New-World Video internet content gets added this early.
I'm used to seeing it at sometime past 5pm GMT.
Watching The Midnight Beast which is alright.
I'm used to seeing it at sometime past 5pm GMT.
Watching The Midnight Beast which is alright.
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Your obsession with boobs is somewhat of a red flag on that note, cap
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Having watched the latest Checkpoint, I get the post, but it's a joke that's actually funny when said in video format because of sarcasm can be expressed easily and Kathleen is hilarious with her over-enthusiastic happy sarcasm.
I think you found the joke very funny and thought it was a good idea to make everyone else find it as funny as you and run the joke to the ground.
I think you found the joke very funny and thought it was a good idea to make everyone else find it as funny as you and run the joke to the ground.
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Merrymaker_Mortalis wrote:
I think you found the joke very funny and thought it was a good idea to make everyone else find it as funny as you and run the joke to the ground.
I am a terrible person.
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No you're not
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Ok that make a lot more sense now.
Excuse me while I go upgrade my RSS feeds.
Excuse me while I go upgrade my RSS feeds.
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I hate how inconsistently the Videos get posted on various websites. Sometimes the escapist has stuff up by 9 am EST, sometimes its not until 1 in the afternoon. PA updates in the morning around 10 AM EST, unless its up the night before by midnight. and here well its when they get a chance, they need a guy for that. Kickstarter LRR assistant!
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Most of the time, the videos get put up on the Escapist at exactly noon (Eastern Time, EST/EDT). (At least when I look.) It does vary sometimes (issues getting it up makes it late sometimes) but that's generally how it goes. I've never seen them up before noon.
Checkpoint tends to be up by the time I wake up on Monday.
Checkpoint tends to be up by the time I wake up on Monday.
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I like boobs, too.
Walk in like DeNiro, and leave like Brando.
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The MtG sheet can stay (because it's foil, and real 64M3R5 are distracted by shiny objects), but all the art is edited to enhance boobs*.
All the posters that reference vintage computers are replaced with gun racks, including the chainsaw bayonet thing from Gears of War. Colors are generally muted to a dull brown, except in aforementioned areas of strategic shininess.
All computers must have plexiglas windows in the side, be liquid cooled, and lit by neon. 30" monitors display Halo: Reach and Goldeneye 64 at all hours. Bras are banned.
*I wanted to make a joke about angels with giganimous tits, but Innistrad didn't have Uncommon angel creatures. I'm a dork.
All the posters that reference vintage computers are replaced with gun racks, including the chainsaw bayonet thing from Gears of War. Colors are generally muted to a dull brown, except in aforementioned areas of strategic shininess.
All computers must have plexiglas windows in the side, be liquid cooled, and lit by neon. 30" monitors display Halo: Reach and Goldeneye 64 at all hours. Bras are banned.
*I wanted to make a joke about angels with giganimous tits, but Innistrad didn't have Uncommon angel creatures. I'm a dork.
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Dominic Appleguard wrote:*I wanted to make a joke about angels with giganimous tits, but Innistrad didn't have Uncommon angel creatures. I'm a dork.
That is a sheet of Rares and Mythic Rares.
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Nope, Notch (of Minecraft fame) bought the Rares and Mythics, it was the guy who bought the Uncommons who let LRR hold on to it.
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I would've had that sheet, too, but I couldn't step to $6.5K, let alone $10K.Jamfalcon wrote:Nope, Notch (of Minecraft fame) bought the Rares and Mythics, it was the guy who bought the Uncommons who let LRR hold on to it.
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pssshhh you better be saving up this year, I hear they are going to have a foil bump in the night. Thats going to sell for at least 50,000
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You mean one of these?Lord Hosk wrote:pssshhh you better be saving up this year, I hear they are going to have a foil bump in the night. Thats going to sell for at least 50,000
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Re: Entering GAMER mode!
what a coincidence that today of all days i would stumble across this pile of shit
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2012-07-16-dating-site-for-gamers-launches-shag-a-gamer-in-uk
For the love and honor of FUCK.
its bad enough we have all the other stereotypes to defend against but now we are apparently all horny, unsociable wankers who just want sex.
http://www.eurogamer.net/articles/2012-07-16-dating-site-for-gamers-launches-shag-a-gamer-in-uk
For the love and honor of FUCK.
its bad enough we have all the other stereotypes to defend against but now we are apparently all horny, unsociable wankers who just want sex.
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Re: Entering GAMER mode!
If I were into online dating, I would be quite wary of any site that specific. Not only would I be completely OK dating a woman who doesn't play games (as long as she doesn't mind that I do obviously), I don't think I'd be into the sort of person who *has* to date gamers.
Or, indeed, Shag them.
Or, indeed, Shag them.
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