Wish Corrupting Game
- Ptangmatik
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Granted! it's now 1 minute to midnight, too late to enjoy the rest of the day.
I wish I'd made more progress on my essay today
I wish I'd made more progress on my essay today
Geoff_B wrote: ... Even for here, that was weird.
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Granted, but the essay is awful in the end.
I wish I was smart enough to be able to bend space and time to my whims.
I wish I was smart enough to be able to bend space and time to my whims.
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Granted. Pime Taradox.
I wish I weren't so cuddly.
I wish I weren't so cuddly.
"In the neighbourhood of infinity; it was the time of the giant moths..."
- General Michi
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Granted, your skin is nettles
I wish I mind powers
I wish I mind powers
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Granted, you can now read everyone's mind, you are driven insane by all of the thoughts.
I wish that wasn't a cliche.
I wish that wasn't a cliche.
Totally accurate, except for all the times I'm not.
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Congratulations! It's now not a cliche! In fact, it's such an original and heterodox thought, you are immediately beaten and killed for it!
I wish there was no traffic between Annapolis and here tomorrow.
I wish there was no traffic between Annapolis and here tomorrow.
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Granted, there is now a chasm between it.
I wish for omniscience.
I wish for omniscience.
What if Alan Turing came up with the test because he was actually a robot and wanted people to find out?
- Ptangmatik
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Granted! You know everything, including the knowledge that that much knowledge would explode a human brain within 9 nanoseconds.
I wish there were 5 more hours in the day
I wish there were 5 more hours in the day
Geoff_B wrote: ... Even for here, that was weird.
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Granted. They only appear during the middle of incredibly boring meetings that never end.
I wish this incredibly boring meeting would end.
I wish this incredibly boring meeting would end.
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It ends with a dragon eating/burning everyone.
I wish for more Skyrim.
I wish for more Skyrim.
Totally accurate, except for all the times I'm not.
- Geoff_B
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Granted. You have all the Skyrim you could ever want. And your graphics card has exploded under the load.
I wish my network speed was more consistent.
I wish my network speed was more consistent.
- General Michi
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Granted, it's consistently 0.1 kb/s
I wish I could live in my bed.
I wish I could live in my bed.
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Granted, but you are unable to move, speak or use your senses
I wish everything was better
I wish everything was better
If I'm half-mad, then which do you think I consider my better half?
- Gap Filler
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Granted. Everything is worse.
I wish my gifs weren't broken.
I wish my gifs weren't broken.
"In the neighbourhood of infinity; it was the time of the giant moths..."
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Granted, your gifs are now of goatse.
I wish for more friends.
I wish for more friends.
Totally accurate, except for all the times I'm not.
- General Michi
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Granted, they are all Paris Hilton clones
I wish I could get up at a reasonable hour
I wish I could get up at a reasonable hour
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Granted, you are awoken by Paris Hilton clones.
I wish for a quick way to depose of these Paris Hilton clones.
I wish for a quick way to depose of these Paris Hilton clones.
Totally accurate, except for all the times I'm not.
- King Kool
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Granted, but now several ex-queen Paris Hiltons are really angry at you and they all have lots of money to spend hurting you.
I wish something would fall from the sky and kill me.
I wish something would fall from the sky and kill me.
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Granted, but it's space radiation causes you to rise again as one of the sentient undead.
I wish that my vote actually had an effect on the presidential election.
I wish that my vote actually had an effect on the presidential election.
Time flies when I launch grandfather clocks from my trebuchet.
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- Ptangmatik
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Granted! The effect is exactly 0.000001%. Congratulations!
I wish I hadn't eaten that whole bar of chocolate. mmmmmm
I wish I hadn't eaten that whole bar of chocolate. mmmmmm
Geoff_B wrote: ... Even for here, that was weird.
- Gap Filler
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Granted. Cheers for the bar of chocolate, it was really tasty.
I wish I had some 85% cocoa chocolate.
I wish I had some 85% cocoa chocolate.
"In the neighbourhood of infinity; it was the time of the giant moths..."
- Ptangmatik
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Granted! the other 15% is Strychnine.
I wish I could sleep
I wish I could sleep
Geoff_B wrote: ... Even for here, that was weird.
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Granted. You're now in coma.
I wish I were not 98% water and therefore that close to drowning.
I wish I were not 98% water and therefore that close to drowning.
"In the neighbourhood of infinity; it was the time of the giant moths..."
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Granted, you are now a mummy.
I wish for more LRR.
I wish for more LRR.
Totally accurate, except for all the times I'm not.
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