Congratulations to the LRR couples on their engagements!

[JustAName]

:/ A lot of the responses have been harsher than I'd've liked. I'm sorry if it seemed like I was hurting anyone's fun, I am just sick of the jump from marriage to kids for personal reasons. I feel it creates a lot of unneeded pressure and awkwardness if the people in question don't plan on kids, or weren't considering it presently. Sorry?

[Graham]

We are also on Team Not-Talkin-Bout-Babies, for the record.

But you guys can talk about whatever you like.

[General Michi]

And with that Graham has opened the flood gates. I'll be back when I'm prepared to see what comes next in this thread.

Also, congrats again

[Metcarfre]

THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT EGGS BENEDICT

HAVE YOU EVER HAD IT WITH SMOKED SALMON AND SPINACH? IT'S AMAZING!

[MattAn]

THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT EGGS BENEDICT

HAVE YOU EVER HAD IT WITH SMOKED SALMON AND SPINACH? IT'S AMAZING!

SPINACH IS TERRIBLE. THIS MEANS YOU ARE A TERRIBLE HUMAN. STOP BEING TERRIBLE.

BUT THE SMOKED SALMON AND EGGS BENEDICT IS TOTES COOL THOUGH. OM NOM NOM.

Also, Not-Talkin-Bout-Babies is the name of my Sex Pistols cover band.

And Graham? I can no longer take any of your posts seriously, not with that avatar. It is far too silly and induces the lol.

[Lord Hosk]

We are on Team Poached-egg-on-english-muffin, for the record.

But you guys can talk about whatever you like.

FTFY!

[MattAn]

We are on Team Poached-egg-on-english-muffin, for the record.

But you guys can talk about whatever you like.

FTFY!

Sounds like my first time...

Wait, what?

[MyNameIsIe]

THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT EGGS BENEDICT

HAVE YOU EVER HAD IT WITH SMOKED SALMON AND SPINACH? IT'S AMAZING!

YOU KNOW, I HAVEN'T, BUT HOT DAMN THAT SOUNDS DELICIOUS.

[Metcarfre]

ALSO, CHORIZO AND CHEDDAR ON CORNBREAD? YEAH, I'D GET WITH THAT.

#REALTALK

[MattAn]

ALSO, CHORIZO AND CHEDDAR ON CORNBREAD? YEAH, I'D GET WITH THAT.

#REALTALK

I HEREBY RETRACT MY COMMENT OF YOUR TERRIBLENESS FOR SPINACH RELATED REASONS. BECAUSE AWESOME. That is all.

[Valliac]

Well, this....derailed rather quickly.

[MattAn]

Well, this....derailed rather quickly.

It did now!

[Lord Hosk]

You have upset the dawson Metcarfre.

[Foxmar]

Derailed? Naa the thread just QWOPed.

[MattAn]

You have upset the dawson Metcarfre.

And now the thread has been James Van Der Beek'd. There's no going back from here.

[Metcarfre]

[MattAn]

I'm helping!

[MyNameIsIe]

Just for clarification- none of US derailed the chat. It was Matt who derailed the chat.

[sasparilla]

DAMMIT MATT

[MattAn]

...I need to change my name. It has bad omens connected to it. Omens involving a Wiggins and his tendency to crash buses driving between Tuscon and Vegas.

[Foxmar]

Don't forget, mosquitoes crash buses to. I think the one that went after Graham was a trained mosquito Matt sent to make Graham crash.

[General Michi]

I think the curse spreads further than that. Just to be sure, avoid all journeys that have a travel time which is a multiple of 8 hours. Also, don't get a Sega CD.

[MyNameIsIe]

...I need to change my name. It has bad omens connected to it. Omens involving a Wiggins and his tendency to crash buses driving between Tuscon and Vegas.

You will NEVER be able to get a job as a bus driver.

[MattAn]

...I need to change my name. It has bad omens connected to it. Omens involving a Wiggins and his tendency to crash buses driving between Tuscon and Vegas.

You will NEVER be able to get a job as a bus driver.

Noooooooo.. It's the one thing I had left!

Wait.. Is the bus able to turn? And has it got proper suspension and such so that it doesn't constantly move right?

[Lord Hosk]

Hey Dawson Graham or Kathleen proposed to the Kathleen or Graham and the proposee said yes!