James Turner's twin

[Lyinginbedmon]

There never was a Jack the Ripper, only prostitutes who exploded upon witnessing the majesty of naked James Turner.

[Yaxley]

James has all of the super powers of every member of Alpha Flight except Snowbird.

[ex-Lurker]

James has to shave with diamonds, since mere steel can not cut through his hair, he still has to go through several pairs of razors per month.

[Lord Hosk]

James has all of the super powers of every member of Alpha Flight except Snowbird.

because postcognition is just memory

James was the 12th Governor of North Carolina from 1802 to 1805, he went on to serve in the United states senate, he resigned claiming poor health, but it was really to move to Canada as part of the deal he worked out to support the Canadians in the war of 1812.

[Yaxley]

James has personally burned down the White House.

[Lyinginbedmon]

James, like all human beings, has latent psychic powers. Unlike human beings however, James' psychic powers are not subdued by uncooked tomato. He just never feels like using them.

[Keab42]

The Mayan prophecy does not fortell of the day when the world will end. Simply the day when James elevates to the next level of awesome.

[JustAName]

We only see this because our brains cannot process the sheer majesty that is James Turner.

[Lorithad]

James was once seen riding a polar bear down the streets of downtown victoria. When questioned, he responded saying he was merely "getting groceries."

[nicholasmc1]

James Turners body can process Bagels in a similar way to a plants processing sunlight enabling him in his mortal form to live on Bagels alone indefiantly.

[SilPho]

Graham is allowed to be the "leader" of LRR because James lets him. James is cool like that.

[Kapol]

James Turners body can process Bagels in a similar way to a plant processing sunlight enabling him in his mortal form to live on Bagels alone indefiantly.

I read that as beagle. It had an entirely different meaning.

[Lyinginbedmon]

James Turner did not sail on the Beagle with Charles Darwin. He was the Beagle.

[Lord Hosk]

James Turner did not sail on the Beagle with Charles Darwin. He was the Beagle.

which he then ate. wait a second.

[nicholasmc1]

I should ask James how beagles tastes.

[AdmiralMemo]

TMBG's song "Particle Man" isn't about different people. It's about different facets that James lets us see.

[Dubious_wolf]

In 1492 James Turner sailed the ocean blue. On a jet ski.

[Yaxley]

James can put Humpty Dumpty together again.

[Keab42]

Of all the potential candidates for the real author of William Shakespeare's plays Experts agree that James Turner is the most likely. However, he is too modest to admit it.

[KiteNeravar]

Ian Fleming tried to write a series of books about James Turner's exploits, but the English language was so lacking that the result was a very poor representation of the awesomeness that is James. Rather than allow the world to believe James Turner was any less awesome than he really is, Fleming changed the characters last name to Bond.

[Kapol]

James can eat more frozen waffles then any other man I know.

[General Michi]

James once wished to experience what we mortals know as fear to better understand us so he crafted Cthulu. To this day he has still not experienced this emotion but he has remained friends with Cthulu ever since and visits R'lyeh twice a year.

[nicholasmc1]

These two times a year are refered to as Easter and Christmas, to not confuse lesser being he created Christianity to explain these holidays.

[KiteNeravar]

James Turner is the voice of Gordon Freeman, but his voice acting was so good that if you heard it your head would explode.

[nicholasmc1]

James Turner is the voice of Gordon Freeman, but his voice acting was so good that if you heard it your head would explode.

The credits of half life would say "in memory of the recording staff who lost their lives" but james didn't want to bring the mood dow so it was later removed.