James Turner's twin
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James causes a resonance cascade everyday due to his awesomeness.
He then stops them immediately due to his benevolence.
He then stops them immediately due to his benevolence.
Totally accurate, except for all the times I'm not.
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James is the only person to pass all of the Apeture Science Testing Facility tests and please GlaDos.
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James Turner is Cave Johnson's boss
(doing well everyone, just a few more pages.)
(doing well everyone, just a few more pages.)
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winner!
winner!
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James Turner taught Brain Boitano everything he knows. And he can also eat more, and even spicier, spicy chicken wings than Brian can.
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The only answer that is correct for every question in both Trivial and Fraudulent Pursuit is "James Turner", this is why it is the only answer banned by both games.
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Gordon Freeman's silence is actually awe for James Turner's defeat of the Combine.
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James is what the Mona Lisa is smiling about.
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The Cake is not a lie, James just ate it all, as is his right.
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James burned down life's house. With lemons. Life didn't prosecute.
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James once visited Scotland, during his stay he visited Loch Ness. The Loch Ness Monster has not been seen since.
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James once bought two of every animal, brought them all onto an ark, and beat the crap out of every single last one of them.
Totally accurate, except for all the times I'm not.
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Canada Post thinks James is so awesome that he deserves to keep his gift.
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You know how sometimes you want to reach through your computer screen and punch somebody on the other side? James can actually do that.
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James was once offered the position of Prime Minster, but he turned it down because it was beneath him.
Which is not really saying much.
Which is not really saying much.
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James is in the Diablo 4 beta.
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James Turner is the model on which games designers base the levelling up progression; when you gain a level and increase in power and ability, what you're actually doing is getting one step closer to embodying one of the many amazing facets of the man himself.
Obviously, they have never yet managed to make a facsimile that approaches an appreciable degree of Jamesness.
Obviously, they have never yet managed to make a facsimile that approaches an appreciable degree of Jamesness.
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James doesn't play so-called "God"-games.
He chose not to play God in real life, and refuses to do so in video games.
He chose not to play God in real life, and refuses to do so in video games.
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When james promises two drafts, he makes sure they last less time than a normal swiss, because he can.
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In the forth grade James Turner woke up one morning and decided to enter that nights science fair. Using only the stuff he found around his kitchen he created an entirely new sapient species, which he decided to name "Xel'naga". Needless to say he won.
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These Xel'naga then decided to build towers that replicates their creator's all-seeing eyes, needless to say, they failed.
Totally accurate, except for all the times I'm not.
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James created a working Hoverboard to be used in the Back to the Future films. Being the decent sort he gave them the designs, they have declined to market it.
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James could, in fact, have driven all the shifts consecutively at this year's Desert Bus.
However he chose not to, simply to let the other crewmembers have their time in the spotlight as well.
However he chose not to, simply to let the other crewmembers have their time in the spotlight as well.
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James DID drive all the shifts at this years desert bus, he had a separate wireless controller. Each crash was as a result of someone unplugging the remote.
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James Turner can make perfect sense out of the sentence "unplug the remote"
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Beware Bering Crystal Bears, Bearing Crystals. (Especially if the crystals they are bearing are, themselves, Bering Crystal Bears.) -Old, Stupid Proverb
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