James Turner's twin

[Lyinginbedmon]

James Turner's smile has the destructive capacity of several thermonuclear detonations when presented in the presence of normal matter. Upon seeing the dinosaurs, he saw that they were rad, and has endeavoured to never smile so fully since for fear of similarly extinguishing such awesomeness.

[Lord Chrusher]

The death of the dinosaurs is result of James Going to the Store for the first time.

[Jamfalcon]

James invented the Zamboni. He used the pseudonym Frank Zamboni because he wisely predicted a vehicle called a Turner would confuse people when it drove in a straight line.

[The Jester]

James Turner was Walt Disney's muse.

[Lord Hosk]

James always puts the milk jug back in the fridge empty, but they next person always has just enough.

[ex-Lurker]

James does, in fact, lift.

[KiteNeravar]

James Turner can spell any word with his Cheerios

[The Jester]

James can bench press Serge bench pressing Pika over 9000 times before getting bored (he never tires).

[Jamfalcon]

James Anthony Turner is an anagram of "Stern Hat Journeyman." We all know that's no coincidence.

[ex-Lurker]

James is the only known maker/seller of stem hats, he is also the only one that understands their use.

[Lord Hosk]

James "trademark" hat is not a hat at all, he has the power to project any image he wants into peoples minds and find that that hat puts people at ease.

[Kapol]

James can bench press Serge bench pressing Pika over 9000 times before getting bored (he never tires).

Pika's 'caffine rush' during Desert Bus wasn't actually caused by Caffine. It was actually caused by being around James for a prolonged period of time. James gives those around him extra energy without them realizing it. This is how Loading Ready Run can handle making so many series and doing so many different events at once.

[Dubious_wolf]

James Turner, created at least three new extra solar planets last week.

[KiteNeravar]

Pokemon used to roam the world, then James caught them all.

[Lyinginbedmon]

James Turner would have made new intrasolar planets, but he respects the decision of the review board and addresses Pluto appropriately.

They still keep up their weekly tennis games.

[Keab42]

The reward for 100% completion in World of Warcraft is a mask of James' face with a detachable 'tache.

The only known player to have achieved 100% completion is James himself.

[AlexanderDitto]

James is so awesome, Ashley agreed to marry him.

ALL DEES LRR PEEPS GETTIN' HITCHED

BRINGS A TEAR TO ME EYE

[Jamfalcon]

James is so awesome that he inspired AlexanderDitto and I both to make the exact same post.

[Lord Hosk]

James evil twin has put something in the water to make everyone in victoria get engaged. Its his least evil plan ever.

[The Jester]

Even James Turner's evil twin cannot actually do evil; such is the good in the soul and essence of James.

[Matt]

ALL DEES LRR PEEPS GETTIN' HITCHED

ALL

ALL

ALL

ಠ_ಠ

-m

[KiteNeravar]

James is slowly working on his mater plan, pulling strIngs and talking to contacts that kings would be envious of. He is manipulating events on a global scale with the sole purpose of getting Matt hitched

[Kapol]

ALL DEES LRR PEEPS GETTIN' HITCHED

ALL

ALL

ALL

ಠ_ಠ

-m

We all know you're not part of the crew while at school.

I'm just joking. You're still our favorite.

Back on topic, James has the power to smite me for messing with Matt. Thankfully, I sacrificed a goat to him and now I'm not so worried about getting hit by lightning.

[AdmiralMemo]

Matt: We all know you're already engaged to Rainbow Dash.

[Master Gunner]

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This time next year, Matt. Just wait for it.