The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

[auberginequeen]

I don't really judge men by their butts when I'm determining whether or not I find them attractive. As such I don't really check out that area, but once we're together and taking each other's clothes off I definitely start to appreciate the full extent of their anatomy.

[King Kool]

Heh, 'extent.'

[Dubious_wolf]

So further investment would have a modest ROI. thanks.

[Metcarfre]

Low rise pants are the scourge of modern society.

[Dubious_wolf]

How low we talking met?

[Matt]

Low rise pants are the scourge of modern society.

Right!?

-m

[KiteNeravar]

But short shorts make up for it (on the right ladies of course)...

[Lord Chrusher]

And on the right men.

[KiteNeravar]

I'm just a sucker for nice legs

[The Mimm]

Yeah, I second that.

In other news, Lovehoney's christmas deals are immense right now, if anyone's looking for new toys I can recommend them. Spend £5, £10, £20 or more and get a free gift from the previous price bracket.

[insert jokes about "christmas is coming", "white christmas" and so on here]

[Elomin Sha]

I hate honey.

[Kirkygirl]

Low rise pants are the scourge of modern society.

Folks, please. I do not need to see your hips unless necessary (massage therapist wannabe), especially if you are wearing a short shirt, are long in torso and large in belly. Just no. In fact, my high school chem teacher was awesome enough to yell at some of the more "hip" guys that insisted on wearing the waistband of their pants around their butts. "Say no to crack" she'd always say.

Oh and ladies? Seeing your glutes when not in a clinical sense is NOT attractive. Really. Don't need to see them in public thanks, and sharing is not appreciated.

-Kirkygirl

[Metcarfre]

Agreed.

Were I to ever get a bespoke suit, I'd definitely want some fishback trousers with braces, like so;

[The Jester]

Basorexia: strong craving or hunger for kissing.

[KiteNeravar]

Interesting, nice to have a word for it

[The Mimm]

I'll base your... rexia...

Yeah, you heard.

[The Jester]

I don't know what the fancy word for craving cuddles is, but I feel it very often, just as I feel basorexia pretty often, too.

[KiteNeravar]

You and me both. I hold that one of the Deadliest weapons in a womans arsenal is the lower lip bite.

[Keab42]

You and me both. I hold that one of the Deadliest weapons in a womans arsenal is the lower lip bite.

I've long suspected that this is why Kirsten Stewart has an acting career, it's her only expression.

[General Michi]

You and me both. I hold that one of the Deadliest weapons in a womans arsenal is the lower lip bite.

Words cannot describe how much I wish the topic was still butt related, I am weeping a single tear for the loss of such comedic potential.

[I X]

keab42: THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE!

[Digital Dolphin]

Oh hai sex thread, I had forgotten about you!

Nothing to report for now

[MinniChi]

Just found out today; If you like sexings, DON'T get a hair cut that makes you look A LOT like a much younger sibling . . . Now I won't be getting any until my hair grows out a bit, or I style my hair so I look less like my little brother.

[TheRocket]

^ Who ever is giving you sexings is pretty rude then. If it's no one in particular, there are plenty of dudes that prefer short hair on girls.

[Psyclone]

I think the issue was that she looked like her younger brother, so people felt a little uncomfortable. Maybe they knew both siblings?