Wish Corrupting Game
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easy enough; three heads of cabbage, delivered by a charming midget called William
Hell of a service charge though
I wish I had more enthusiasm for my new life of enforced cycling
Hell of a service charge though
I wish I had more enthusiasm for my new life of enforced cycling
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Granted. The next time you go outside an irate neighbour decides you are the spawn of the devil and you are soon lynched.
I wish I could somehow be not tired after walking 80km
I wish I could somehow be not tired after walking 80km
"Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not it after all."
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No problem. Your legs are now replaced by robotic limbs. They have the small drawback of not being controlled by you but being sentient.
I wish to be an inspiring math teacher.
I wish to be an inspiring math teacher.
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Granted. You inspire your students to do horrible, horrible things when they get older. One of them grows up to be a famous scientist who just so happens to build a device which destroys the world.
I wish I didn't procrastinate.
I wish I didn't procrastinate.
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Granted. Your admirable work ethic is justly rewarded with a greater work load. And of course, now everyone else is slacking off because they know you'll take the weight.
I wish I could think of more words that rhymed with watch.
I wish I could think of more words that rhymed with watch.
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Granted. 'Watch' is now pronounced 'Wucking'
I wish I had an extra three hours to get some work done.
I wish I had an extra three hours to get some work done.
"Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not it after all."
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Granted. You also receive an extra three hours' work to do.
I wish Australia had a decent cricket team.
I wish Australia had a decent cricket team.
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Granted, the 1999 squad was very decent.
I wish I could speak to women.
I wish I could speak to women.
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Granted. Every woman you meet from this day forward is struck dumb, so they can't speak to you.
I wish I wasn't so lonely.
I wish I wasn't so lonely.
"Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not it after all."
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Granted. All your feelings are erased, rendering you unable to feel anything ever again. (yay!)
I wish I could travel through time at will.
I wish I could travel through time at will.
"if it ain't shiny, rub it on your hiney"
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Granted when you travel back in time you realise that showers were ACTUALLY a super useful invention....
I wish it wasn't so hot at night.
I wish it wasn't so hot at night.
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Granted, it's now always exactly 0° at night.
...degrees Kelvin.
I wish for the world to be a happier place.
...degrees Kelvin.
I wish for the world to be a happier place.
What if Alan Turing came up with the test because he was actually a robot and wanted people to find out?
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Granted! And the world is a MUCH happier place, now that its pesky 'humanity' infestation is all cleared up
I wish I could find my camera
I wish I could find my camera
Geoff_B wrote: ... Even for here, that was weird.
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Granted.
All the saved photos on the memorycard are encrypted into a strange format no program can open.
I wish I didn't have to fill up my car with petrol so often.
All the saved photos on the memorycard are encrypted into a strange format no program can open.
I wish I didn't have to fill up my car with petrol so often.
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Granted. You don't have a car anymore, but hey! You never have to fill it up with petrol again!
I wish I could save all these cassette tapes from their own obsolescence.
I wish I could save all these cassette tapes from their own obsolescence.
"My favourite song is 'Girl Panic!'... because girls make me panic... in a good way!"
- Simon Le Bon.
- Simon Le Bon.
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Granted. You save the tapes to a cd.
I wish I had some Gatecrash Magic cards.
I wish I had some Gatecrash Magic cards.
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Granted. What a bum deck that is.
I wish the pendulum wouldn't swing so.
I wish the pendulum wouldn't swing so.
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Granted. It swings unexpectedly violently and smashes you in the face.
I wish I could think of answers to these wishes that weren't super-aggressive.
I wish I could think of answers to these wishes that weren't super-aggressive.
"Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not it after all."
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Granted, you can no longer think of any answers.
I wish autonomous robots would invade Madagascar.
Mara.
I wish autonomous robots would invade Madagascar.
Mara.
What if Alan Turing came up with the test because he was actually a robot and wanted people to find out?
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Granted, it is now totally impossible to beat Pandemic.
I wish for an infinite amount of free energy.
I wish for an infinite amount of free energy.
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Granted, the world explodes gorgeously as the sphere of plasma expands, soon to envelop the entire universe.
I wish the next pope will surprise everyone by doing an excellent job.
Mara.
I wish the next pope will surprise everyone by doing an excellent job.
Mara.
What if Alan Turing came up with the test because he was actually a robot and wanted people to find out?
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Granted. 'Excellent' in this case refers to achieving the ideal worldview of mental fundamentalists.
I wish I could think and write faster.
I wish I could think and write faster.
"Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not it after all."
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You can indeed think and write fifty times faster.
The only thought you are capable of having and writing down is "Baby, baby, baby, oh! Baby, baby, baby, oh!"
over and over and over again, without end.
I wish for a good book to read
The only thought you are capable of having and writing down is "Baby, baby, baby, oh! Baby, baby, baby, oh!"
over and over and over again, without end.
I wish for a good book to read
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Granted you are now blind and have the Hitchikers Guide series in one volume.
I wish to punish gap filler for his corruption of my wish.
I wish to punish gap filler for his corruption of my wish.
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Granted, but he enjoys it.
I wish this assignment was already done.
I wish this assignment was already done.
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