The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
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and consent. to the fire specifically as well as the sex, obviously.
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Please, a fire crew is completely unnecessary, unless you want a sexy fireman orgy.
Why I was getting set on fire just last saturday, and I'm completely fine.
I also got tied up and shocked for a good half an hour, but thats a different story.
Why I was getting set on fire just last saturday, and I'm completely fine.
I also got tied up and shocked for a good half an hour, but thats a different story.
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I was tied down a shocked for half an hour the other day, but that was because I made the mistake of forcing myself to sit through a episode of Jersey Shore
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*Appears from the ground*
Did someone say fire? I'm sure someone set fire.
Did someone say fire? I'm sure someone set fire.
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King Kool wrote:I X wrote:Elomin Sha wrote:Sounds like you guys have a harem following you around.
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mmm,I was feeling rather tense, but then I went over to a friends house and got her to flog me silly, and now I just feel tingly and good.
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Flog massages eh?
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So I've discovered I can't just go jumping into sex. One of the big things people have been telling me is "go to the bar and just get it over with." However I tried it. And it was boring. Straight up wasn't enjoying myself.
So I think I need a little more tease?
I dunno. Has any one else experienced this? Or am I just a freak?
So I think I need a little more tease?
I dunno. Has any one else experienced this? Or am I just a freak?
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You can't really force this kind of thing. Sometimes nerves can get the better of you and things just get weird.
Best advice I have is to talk about it and build it up together. Don't think you have a goal to reach, but instead just have some fun and see what happens. Once the pressure is off your body knows what to do.
Best advice I have is to talk about it and build it up together. Don't think you have a goal to reach, but instead just have some fun and see what happens. Once the pressure is off your body knows what to do.
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So you know what's great? Communicating your sexual desires to your partner. That is great.
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Dubious_wolf wrote:So I've discovered I can't just go jumping into sex. One of the big things people have been telling me is "go to the bar and just get it over with." However I tried it. And it was boring. Straight up wasn't enjoying myself.
So I think I need a little more tease?
I dunno. Has any one else experienced this? Or am I just a freak?
Some people can't have sex without having a connection first (more or less deep, more or less meaningful) and some people can't form a connection without having sex first.
You're not weird. I've had casual sex and found I got nothing out of it. You may be the same way. Once you know how you work, you know what to look for and what to avoid
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Fayili wrote:So you know what's great? Communicating your sexual desires to your partner. That is great.
Yes. It is great. :3 And also very sexy.
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*Looks around at the room*
*Only person there*
*Sighs*
Well, time for more games.
*Only person there*
*Sighs*
Well, time for more games.
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One of these days, Elomin, I'll perfect that trans-dimensional transporter, and you and Jaina Solo can be together.
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YAY!
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Isn't Jaina Solo married?
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Not if I kill Fel first. Also, he's no good for her. I bet he doesn't know how to make proper chocolate muffins.
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I want to watch this movie/read this book now.
Thrill as Elomin take the most powerful man in the Empire and win the heart of his lady love through the only thing stronger then the Force, chocolate muffins.
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Still a better love story than Twilight.
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Would be a better movie than Episode 1.
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I think it's safe to say that you can summarise asking your significant other into sex into this:
"Excuse me ma'am I'd like to put my liquid inside you."
"Excuse me ma'am I'd like to put my liquid inside you."
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What if you're a woman.
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Urrrrrrrrrrrrr. After this one night stand I want alimony payments from you forever?
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