The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

[Fezzul]

I snorted TV Tropes for a few years... hard days.

[Ptangmatik]

I once tried plugging myself directly into TV Tropes. Despite my best efforts, I never found my ethernet port

[ex-Lurker]

A friend of mine plugged himself into Tvtropes once, I had to offer a red and blue pill to him to free him.

[Efhan]

TvTropes is really just like Wikipedia, but worse. SO MANY TABS!

[Drecon]

I feel so evil now XD

[Ptangmatik]

I find that highly plausible
You'll notice in this post that I'm essentially saying nothing

[Kapol]

You know, I think it's time for the Hijack Rap.

[Ptangmatik]

Lay down a beat!

[Kapol]

Alright? I guess I can do that. *puts a beat on the table*

[Ptangmatik]

*examines beat*

is that a beet?

[Kapol]

Yes, but it has an a carved into it. That makes it better.

[Ptangmatik]

or beeta?

[Kapol]

I was in beeta, then I was went gold and was released.

[Keab42]

Did you ever sell enough copies to go Platinum?

[Kapol]

No, but I did sell enough to go titanium. And that's good enough for me.

[nicholasmc1]

Looks like we have an under achiever here.

[Fantazme]

So what exact is a Hijack thread?

[nicholasmc1]

Fresh Meat guys, who brought their spoons?

[Fantazme]

Could at least have the decency to use a knife and fork. I'm British you know, if you cannibalise me, you do it with a little finesse, y'hear?

[nicholasmc1]

*Goes into the draw to find a bigger spoon*

[Fantazme]

Why do new groups of people always want to eat me?

[nicholasmc1]

Because you look like a tasty muffin

[Fantazme]

My hair is fairly muffinesque, in all honesty.

[Kapol]

I could make you out of titanium. I got enough of it from my sales. Also, selling myself for titanium wasn't a good idea.

[Geoff_B]

fresh... meat...?