The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

[nicholasmc1]

Definently more like freshly baked now.

[Fantazme]

fresh... meat...?

This works amazingly well with your avatar.

[Geoff_B]

waiter, my dinner is talking to me...

[Fantazme]

You're not eating me with the right wine. Treat me with a little decorum and I'll zip it.

[nicholasmc1]

I should know this but are new forum members red or white meat?

[Fantazme]

Probably white. Red is the premium meat, so that's probably forum vets.

[Ptangmatik]

If it helps your data at all, my left leg's gone green. Smells of almonds too

[Drecon]

That's normal behavior isn't it? My limbs turn a different color every day.

And no, I refuse to accept that living next to a nuclear plant could have anything to do with that. My 'friends' have been trying to sell me that one for a while now.

[Efhan]

What would living next to a nuclear plant have to do with anything?
No, the real question is:

Do you live near a paint factory?

[Ptangmatik]

I will not hear a word said against paint! it is innocent, delicious fun and that is all there is to it.

[Fantazme]

And paint doesn't hurt everyone. It's just dulux of the draw.

[Efhan]

I'm not saying paint is bad, I'm just saying it has the amazing ability to change thing's colour.

[Fantazme]

I'm not saying paint is bad, I'm just saying it has the amazing ability to change thing's colour.

So does gazing upon my face, but you don't see people blaming leg injuries on that!

[nicholasmc1]

I'm not saying paint is bad, I'm just saying it has the amazing ability to change thing's colour.

So does gazing upon my face, but you don't see people blaming leg injuries on that!

Being a lovecraftian horror that would make sense.

[Geoff_B]

change... colour...?

[Keab42]

*Geoff is now green*

[Drecon]

Change colour into color!

Our the other way arond. I doun't care.

[Geoff_B]

*Geoff is now green*

... are you sure you wish to perform this action?

[Ptangmatik]

That doesn't sound like a thing green Geoff would say....

He's an imposter!

[Geoff_B]

im not green yet. i'm a popup asking you to confirm your request.

[Fantazme]

You guys seem to have a lot of spambots attacking.

I don't know Geoff well enough to claim impostery, but I like violence too much not to shoot first and ask later.

[Geoff_B]

i'll take that as a yes...

[Fantazme]

See, now that guy is green.

[DSmaster21]

*Throws Orange Paint on Geoff*

Problem solved, Geoff is not green.

[Drecon]

Yeah, orange. I'm sure nothing can go wrong there...