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Let's be honest, I'd probably buy Minti-chlorians.
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Matt wrote:Let's be honest, I'd probably buy Minti-chlorians.
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As would I!
Now to le'bump this thread.
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What is the definition of a will?
(Come on it's a dead giveaway.)
(Come on it's a dead giveaway.)
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I don't get it.
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It's Aliens. Alien queen and the android called Bishop.
They're chess pieces.
They're chess pieces.
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Darkobra wrote:It's Aliens. Alien queen and the android called Bishop.
They're chess pieces.
Yup Queen takes bishop.
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There's too much sexual tension in that game of chess for me.
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I was looking at the piece and it looked more like a Castle/Rook to me. Bishop doesn't look like Bishop. The base looks more of a pawn.
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I'm with Elomin, the pieces confused me too.
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Yeah. I figured Chess because it was an alien queen, but I couldn't work out what the other one was supposed to be.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAG39jKi0lI
Play a drinking game. Drink every time there's a technology based pun.
Play a drinking game. Drink every time there's a technology based pun.
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empath wrote:
Why did I have to look at this while eating?
Waffles do not go in lungs.
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Overtaking for Fun and Profit by Ray Singh
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Oh, we're on book titles, then?
Topical for the season: The Haunted House by Hugo Phirst
How-to: Easy Money by Robin Banks
More How-to: What Every Babysitter Should Know by Justin Casey Howells
Topical for the season: The Haunted House by Hugo Phirst
How-to: Easy Money by Robin Banks
More How-to: What Every Babysitter Should Know by Justin Casey Howells
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Also, this thread is
"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
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how has this thread gone 3 pages and nobody has mentioned the master himself, mr tim Vine. a few examples of his mastery of puns:
I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays."
I was stealing things in the supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of vampires. I was charged with shoplifting on three counts.
I’ve got a friend who has got a butler whose left arm is missing – serves him right.
So I went to the record shop and I said “What have you got by The Doors?” He said: “A bucket of sand and a fire blanket!”
I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays."
I was stealing things in the supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of vampires. I was charged with shoplifting on three counts.
I’ve got a friend who has got a butler whose left arm is missing – serves him right.
So I went to the record shop and I said “What have you got by The Doors?” He said: “A bucket of sand and a fire blanket!”
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...the first and last aren't really PUNS; the other two are DELIGHTFUL, though!
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TV Tropes would beg to differ.
Behold: The Stealth Pun.
And I apologize for any TV Tropes vortices I may have gotten anyone sucked into.
Behold: The Stealth Pun.
And I apologize for any TV Tropes vortices I may have gotten anyone sucked into.
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