You Know You're a Runner When...

[Geoff_B]

If you show LRR videos to your friends/colleagues that you find hilarious and they react with a bewildered "huh?" and you feel most offended you might be a runner.

[Elomin Sha]

If you believe Andy Cownden is the best actor in the world, then you're a Runner.

[aeric90]

Your first reaction to the 'X is the name of my Y cover band' meme is to answer with the needlessly complicated "Well 'X is the name of my Y cover band' is the name of my Y cover band".

When you see a cat you aggressively point at it and declare "KITTY!". When it meows at you you yell "I KNEW IT!"

[Geoff_B]

... and then it puts on a top hat and monocle and responds "Curses! You have tumbled my nefarious plan!"

[Lord Hosk]

If you read Matt's tweet about playing pokemon X and you think "I hope he finishes that script soon, I cant wait to see the video" you might be a runner.

[korvys]

If you call him Gary, Merchant of Asphodel.

[TheRocket]

If you point to random strangers and yell "KIIIIIIIIITTTTY" until they finally admit to being a cat by way of mews, you might be a runner.

[My pseudonym is Ix]

If you find yourself regularly explaining to people a) what Desert Bus is, b) why you know what Desert Bus is and c) why you watch people play Desert Bus for a week every year, you're probably a runner.

[empath]

If you find yourself regularly explaining to people a) what Desert Bus is, b) why you know what Desert Bus is and c) why you watch people play Desert Bus for a week every year, you're probably a runner.

...I just did that this very evening with my boss.

[Master Gunner]

Oddly enough, so did I.

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[Lord Hosk]

I did this with three people in my class! I must be a runner

[Kapol]

If you know what a Runner is in the context of this thread, you might be a runner.

[Prospero101]

If, no matter how many Feed Dumps later, YOU STILL WANT PHAILHAUS BACK, GRAHAM, you might be a Runner.

[Dutch guy]

If, even after all those Feed Dumps and Phailhauses you still want The Whatever Thing back, you might be a runner. (And possibly getting old)

[empath]

If, even after all those Feed Dumps and Phailhauses you still want The Whatever Thing back, you might be a runner. (And possibly getting old)

[MinniChi]

One of your first tasks after giving birth is posting on this forum.

You can't wait to watch the whole LRR archive with your new kid.

[Kapol]

When you hear the name Stark, and your first thought is Graham.

[MinniChi]

One of your first tasks after giving birth is posting on this forum.

You can't wait to watch the whole LRR archive with your new kid.

[Elomin Sha]

A Club Soda is a weapon of mass destruction.

[Dutch guy]

You consider Phail to be a material thing that can be mined.

[Tycherin]

You think that the prospect of "MORE CRAPSHOTS" is something desirable rather than somewhat disgusting.

[ex-Lurker]

You understand these references.

[My pseudonym is Ix]

You know what a Commodore 64 is despite having never been alive to see one.

You regularly wonder why certain stories haven't appeared on Checkpoint yet.

You think the concept of three PS3s is both funny yet prescient of chaos.

You automatically twitch at the acronym 'LLR'

[Elomin Sha]

Your favourite element is Roentgenium.

[Phailhammer]

You consider Phail to be a material thing that can be mined.

You change the spelling of your username because of the above.