The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

[JustAName]

Butts are hilarious. Funny to squeeze. I don't get the actual sexual appeal of them, but they are extremely amusing to me.

[Kortanios]

I didn't think I was either a butt or breasts person... Apparently (at least according to remarks my ex kept making during and after make-out sessions) I am a butt person though. Well, to be more precise the hierarchy for me is face, then collar bones, then butts, then breasts...

[Bebop Man]

I love shoulder blades and the space between them and the spine. But on the T & A dichotomy: T all the way.

[MinniChi]

Butts make me giggle. In a nice pair of jeans, I can appreciate a butt, when naked, I giggle a lot.

[Fezzul]

Weird ones for me: teeth. And I don't mean like perfect Hollywood teeth. I mean like Eve Myles' teeth. Teeth that manage to be cool or cute all on their own.

Also, I'm not a huge fan of big lips. I find them kind of a turn off.

[Yoshi_Gal]

In other news AeroCmdr and I finally got to do the do after a year of long distance and wow 10/10 A+ would recommend to a friend. (>u<)

[Deedles]

One of my friends on Facebook just posted this as their Status

Are you ready to hear what the best gift in the world is?

Belt buckle shaped like a mistletoe

Think about it

[Elomin Sha]

I always say eyes and smile is better than butts or other parts of the body. Would seem rude touch someone.

[Keab42]

Have to agree with you about eyes and smile Elomin.

[Lord Hosk]

In other news AeroCmdr and I finally got to do the do after a year of long distance and wow 10/10 A+ would recommend to a friend. (>u<)

got it, have sex with AeroCndr is now on my "to do" list

[ex-Lurker]

To answer Lying's third question, no, the fascination with buttocks as a sexual body part is a primate invention, panda are not attracted to butts and there better "booty" would not help reproduction rates.

[viscomica]

Which brings us neatly to a somewhat topical subject: Butts, sexy or no? Why? How do they contribute to the sexual experience? Would pandas with more booty breed better?

Are you saying I have no booty? I resent that, Sir!

But yes, butts are extremely sexy to me. I like men butts obviously. But I can also appretiate the beauty of a female butt. They are funny, they are round, and ... well, what more do you need from a butt?

[The Jester]

I really like butts. They're very lovely, and I don't get nearly enough opportunities to grab them. I'm not really a butt man so much as I'm an "everything" man, though.

[Avistew]

I like butts, but I've never been attracted to someone based on their butt. If I'm already attracted to someone, I like squeezing their butt. Otherwise, I don't really look at them.

On women, who I'm not attracted to, I find them the most beautiful part. So I guess I like butts in an artistic, not sexual way.

[Psyclone]

I actually saw a but and thought it was attractive for the first time, like, a week ago. So I guess you could say I'm not into them.

[Laurnil]

I always say eyes and smile is better than butts or other parts of the body. Would seem rude touch someone.

Awww....that's cute! You should totally tell a girl that she has beautiful eyes and a smile (one that actually has nice eyes and smile...that you like). It is totally charming.

You know....you need to go to America. You have a British accent, right? With that line and that accent, you'd get so much game in the states.

[Laurnil]

Also, butts: I like them. I'm not overly fascinated with them, but sometimes there are really nice ones. They're not my favorite part. I also prefer nice eyes and a good smile. And, like Avistew, I like to squeeze butts.

Speaking of really nice butts, I've been watching a lot of Farscape, lately

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[Drecon]

I don't care too much for butts actually. They're great if they're part of a complete package though.

[Bebop Man]

I never understood butts as a source of comedy. Like GWS posted a guest comic with nothing but butts in it. And the guy from QC is always doing this butt jokes. They're not that funny, sheesh.

[viscomica]

Have you ever witnessed a butt sumo-inspired fight? It's hilarious!

[Elomin Sha]

I always say eyes and smile is better than butts or other parts of the body. Would seem rude touch someone.

Awww....that's cute! You should totally tell a girl that she has beautiful eyes and a smile (one that actually has nice eyes and smile...that you like). It is totally charming.

You know....you need to go to America. You have a British accent, right? With that line and that accent, you'd get so much game in the states.

Last time I checked I had a British accent. Only thing is, I have no idea what accent it is or if it has a pin point location to it.

[viscomica]

Last time I checked I had a British accent. Only thing is, I have no idea what accent it is or if it has a pin point location to it.

RP should work just fine

[Elomin Sha]

RP? What is that?

[viscomica]

Here, let Professor Wikipedia give you a lecture

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Received_Pronunciation

[Laurnil]

RP? What is that?

Did you grow up in any of the area that is considered a part of the United Kingdom? Yes? Then, your accent will do just fine.


I personally prefer Irish accents. When they talk, I get all giggly and smiley.