The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
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Girls, love me, I'll give you all the chocolate you can handle.
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Bebop Man wrote:
Oh Ewan McGregor and chocolate. You know me so well!
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I couldn't find an image of Benedict Cumberbatch eating chocolate from Tom Hiddleston's mouth.
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That would have been awesome. Ah, a girl can dream.
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BTW there's a new Jim Jarmusch movie with Tom Hiddleston playing at BAFICI, we should go.
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Indeed Bebop! We should absolutely go!!
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I don't know if this counts as chocolate but...
I would do unspeakable things to this
I would do unspeakable things to this
Discere linguam Latinam fuit perditio tempore in schola
Knowledge is knowing a Tomato is a Fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a Fruit Salad
What do you call two crows? Attempted murder
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What do you call two crows? Attempted murder
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Chocolate cookies and icecream??? In the form of cake???
Excuse me, I'm gonna faint now.
Excuse me, I'm gonna faint now.
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Hepheastus wrote:I don't know if this counts as chocolate but...
I would do unspeakable things to this
Give me the cake and no one gets hurt....
Hurp-De-Durp!
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I could mail it to you but I couldn't guaranty it's condition when it arrived...or before it left
Discere linguam Latinam fuit perditio tempore in schola
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What do you call two crows? Attempted murder
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What do you call two crows? Attempted murder
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Have we digressed into food porn since I left?
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More food than porn.
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Laurnil, welcome! Don't remember seeing you in a while
This is what happens when we're left unsupervised in the sex thread
This is what happens when we're left unsupervised in the sex thread
Discere linguam Latinam fuit perditio tempore in schola
Knowledge is knowing a Tomato is a Fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a Fruit Salad
What do you call two crows? Attempted murder
Knowledge is knowing a Tomato is a Fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a Fruit Salad
What do you call two crows? Attempted murder
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Hey Laurnil, good to see you again.
Geoff_B wrote: ... Even for here, that was weird.
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I'm here because food was mentioned.
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Hepheastus wrote:Laurnil, welcome! Don't remember seeing you in a while
This is what happens when we're left unsupervised in the sex thread
Nope, this what happens when I enter the thread.
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Elomin Sha wrote:Nope, this what happens when I enter the thread.
Hey! I was the one who mentioned chocolate! And don't you forget it, hm!
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We all know who made you think of chocolate
Discere linguam Latinam fuit perditio tempore in schola
Knowledge is knowing a Tomato is a Fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a Fruit Salad
What do you call two crows? Attempted murder
Knowledge is knowing a Tomato is a Fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a Fruit Salad
What do you call two crows? Attempted murder
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viscomica wrote:Elomin Sha wrote:Nope, this what happens when I enter the thread.
Hey! I was the one who mentioned chocolate! And don't you forget it, hm!
I forget everything!!!!!
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After all the stress of the last month or so, I could definitely do with getting laid. I'm not sure exactly how much of that, outside of said stress, is more an outgrowth of my romantic loneliness than an actual need for sexual release.
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I prefer making a bonfire littered with the torn remains of all the crisp packets whose contents I what consume in hasteth.
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Thanks for the welcomes back. So....I'm dating a guy....and he has a weird fetish that I had never heard of and that I think might be a deal-breaker. So, I was wondering if we could talk it out.
It's hard to explain his kink...but, he gets off on the idea of my breasts, butt, and stomach expanding to laughably insane sizes, combined with intense sexual sensation (on my part) and also, growth in height.
It weirds me out because I can't physically do that.
It's hard to explain his kink...but, he gets off on the idea of my breasts, butt, and stomach expanding to laughably insane sizes, combined with intense sexual sensation (on my part) and also, growth in height.
It weirds me out because I can't physically do that.
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Well, I think if he started suggesting you get frisky with a bike pump, that might be a 'deal breaker'. It's odd though, that's surely got to be an entirely unfulfilled kink. Is he alright otherwise?
Geoff_B wrote: ... Even for here, that was weird.
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Ptangmatik wrote:Well, I think if he started suggesting you get frisky with a bike pump, that might be a 'deal breaker'. It's odd though, that's surely got to be an entirely unfulfilled kink. Is he alright otherwise?
He can't cum during sex. It kind of makes me feel bad about myself. He's a really nice guy. But, let's just say I'm glad I'm having a long period this month....I'm kind of avoiding sex.
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It sounds like he might not be the right fit for you.
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