The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
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There are some people that I would feel uncomfortable sharing material with, others I don't. I'm not sure why the difference; I suppose it depends on the nature of the relationship. There are certain things that I'm interested in (not in acting on, but the idea is hot to me) that I've only told a very select few people, because I'm worried that people will judge me.
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Laurnil wrote:Well, I know you, too, Heph. I wasn't saying that I didn't. Just that there are people I don't know on the forum.
YAAAY! Also I really came over all British there didn't I.
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What do you call two crows? Attempted murder
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What British people call British....Americans call passive aggressive.
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Sorry, I haven't eaten all day and I'm so snarky.
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In Britain we call that tradition
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Elomin Sha wrote:In Britain we call that tradition
Starving?
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I think he was talking about being snarky?
Also, I don't mind sharing sexy stuff with Bebop as in oglaf kind of stuff or having a laugh at christina hendricks's boobs. But it's usually in a "lol" kind of way.
Also, I don't mind sharing sexy stuff with Bebop as in oglaf kind of stuff or having a laugh at christina hendricks's boobs. But it's usually in a "lol" kind of way.
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viscomica wrote:I think he was talking about being snarky?
Also, I don't mind sharing sexy stuff with Bebop as in oglaf kind of stuff or having a laugh at christina hendricks's boobs. But it's usually in a "lol" kind of way.
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Haha, yeah You sometimes do that teehee (not quite literal though teehee)
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You're OK, Charlie Brown. You're OK.
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Elomin Sha wrote:In Britain we call that tradition
Some call it a tradition, I call a way of life... which may explain the distinct lack of sex in my life
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Knowledge is knowing a Tomato is a Fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a Fruit Salad
What do you call two crows? Attempted murder
Knowledge is knowing a Tomato is a Fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a Fruit Salad
What do you call two crows? Attempted murder
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Hepheastus wrote:Elomin Sha wrote:In Britain we call that tradition
Some call it a tradition, I call a way of life... which may explain the distinct lack of sex in my life
I still win at that game.
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You may win in the no sex game but i think I would best you in a Sarcasm-off
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What do you call two crows? Attempted murder
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What do you call two crows? Attempted murder
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Oh really? I had no idea you were as sarcastic as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Sarcasm at Oxford University. I bow to your humbling ability.
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Ooh, referencing Blackadder, real original. Well done sir, well done
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Knowledge is knowing a Tomato is a Fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a Fruit Salad
What do you call two crows? Attempted murder
Knowledge is knowing a Tomato is a Fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a Fruit Salad
What do you call two crows? Attempted murder
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I accept your applause and will build an effigy to myself.
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Twenty shillings on the newcomer!
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Wow, that's a lot of faith you're putting on them.
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Yeah, I'd back Elomin, he's really going to win
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Knowledge is knowing a Tomato is a Fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a Fruit Salad
What do you call two crows? Attempted murder
Knowledge is knowing a Tomato is a Fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a Fruit Salad
What do you call two crows? Attempted murder
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AND DOWN GOES ELOMIN!
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Boxing references, the sport of intellectuals.
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In that case you must be a champion boxer
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What do you call two crows? Attempted murder
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You're an expert judge of character.
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Okay, girls...let's end this tampon fight. Kiss and make-up.
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Literally or figuratively?
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