Some "News"
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They don't take suggestions for Feed Dump stories; Graham gets out his iPad, and reads them from some newsfeeds he's subscribed to.
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So I have a question, is it public intoxication for drinking a beer in a park if you bought said beer in that park. That'll be the question on a lot of Tennessee police officers' as cities can now get licenses to sell beer in parks. http://www.tennessean.com/story/news/po ... 25147615=1
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I think you guys are looking for the Brilliant News Stories thread.
"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
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This one just screams FD:
http://www.theguardian.com/books/booksb ... ecognition
http://www.theguardian.com/books/booksb ... ecognition
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Robo4900 wrote:I think you are looking for the Brilliant News Stories thread.
This thread is for "I am an X, joining me this week is a Y, and we're Z."
Anyway, "... And we've just found a goose!"
"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
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Here's one that I thought of in the General Chat thread in ages past, when I first joined the forums:
"Welcome to Feed Dump! I am a dead drop. Joining me this week is a passive double and a tactical insertion! And we've all been disavowed."
"Welcome to Feed Dump! I am a dead drop. Joining me this week is a passive double and a tactical insertion! And we've all been disavowed."
It's all over but the crying. And the taxes.
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i felt this was appropriately feed dump worthy - https://www.yahoo.com/parenting/school- ... 73846.html the gist of the article is that a school district's parents of 2nd graders got all in a tizzy because their children were going to take an annual field trip to see the nutcracker, and lo-and-behold, said Christmas ballet has a Christmas tree on stage. You know, Christmas trees, harbinger of hatred, proselytizing, and religion; or something of that nature
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Here's a rhyme: the Druze are a Middle Eastern ethnic group.
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Welcome to Feed Dump, where we are outdated hairstyles. I'm a bouffant. Joining me are a bob and a beehive. And to keep your hair clean, you should shampoo.
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This is Feed Dump level of stupid.
http://www.wmur.com/news/man-calls-poli ... e/31068076
A guy calls the police to report a theft and gets arrested for having 61 grams of heroine and an assault rifle in his car. Had he been snuggling a thousand some kind of reptile in back pack this would have been perfect.
http://www.wmur.com/news/man-calls-poli ... e/31068076
A guy calls the police to report a theft and gets arrested for having 61 grams of heroine and an assault rifle in his car. Had he been snuggling a thousand some kind of reptile in back pack this would have been perfect.
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http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2015/02/03 ... ostpopular
Toronto had a Penis map posted in the transit system. I looked at that picture (I live in Toronto, and had never seen the picture before) and thought "wow. that's obviously a Penis." And it's great to get some laughs at the expense of my home town.
Toronto had a Penis map posted in the transit system. I looked at that picture (I live in Toronto, and had never seen the picture before) and thought "wow. that's obviously a Penis." And it's great to get some laughs at the expense of my home town.
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http://www.connectmidmissouri.com/news/story.aspx?list=196407&id=1161111
You know how Feed Dump likes impersonation stories... Well, in this case, a woman in the St. Louis area impersonated a US Deputy Marshal since 2009, and stuck to that story so much that she publicly carried a gun, told her boyfriend she worked in "witness security", and to the point where police found business cards with her name and "profession" in her house.
The things you hear on TV while on vacation.
You know how Feed Dump likes impersonation stories... Well, in this case, a woman in the St. Louis area impersonated a US Deputy Marshal since 2009, and stuck to that story so much that she publicly carried a gun, told her boyfriend she worked in "witness security", and to the point where police found business cards with her name and "profession" in her house.
The things you hear on TV while on vacation.
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Amazon is now selling erotic fiction about 'Clippy', the paper clip from Microsft Word circa 2000.
http://www.amazon.com/Conquered-Clippy- ... 1608250770
http://www.amazon.com/Conquered-Clippy- ... 1608250770
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A truck in Maine overturns carrying 30,000 lbs of lobsters. This is about as Maine as you can get.
http://www.wmur.com/news/tractortrailer ... e/31868028
http://www.wmur.com/news/tractortrailer ... e/31868028
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Weird news and the reactions to it are why Feed Dump was my favorite weekly piece of Escapist content. :3
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It's still continuing on YouTube.
Graham wrote:The point is: Nyeh nyeh nyeh. I'm an old man.
LRRcast wrote:Paul: That does not answer that question at all.
James: Who cares about that question? That's a good answer.
A potential story
I don't know if you will find this useful but broadly fits your editorial interests
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-li ... e-32114734
BTW Sleaford is pronounced locally as slee - to rhyme with glee and ford - said short to rhyme with Fudd (as in Elmer)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-li ... e-32114734
BTW Sleaford is pronounced locally as slee - to rhyme with glee and ford - said short to rhyme with Fudd (as in Elmer)
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Concord woman wakes to find stranger in bedroom.
http://www.wmur.com/news/concord-woman- ... y/32172232
http://www.wmur.com/news/concord-woman- ... y/32172232
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Immediately thought of feed dump when I found this absolute gem.
http://mobile.news.com.au/lifestyle/rea ... 7291248835
http://mobile.news.com.au/lifestyle/rea ... 7291248835
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So how do we send hats to feed dump?
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I would get in touch with Graham or Kathleen.
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http://www.mandatory.com/2014/03/07/flo ... neighbors/
and the award for dumbest lifeform on the planet goes to...
http://samuel-warde.com/2015/04/gov-abb ... rtial-law/
and the award for dumbest lifeform on the planet goes to...
http://samuel-warde.com/2015/04/gov-abb ... rtial-law/
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"In a world of locked rooms, the man with the key is king. And honey... you should see me in a crown... "-James Moriarty(Sherlock)
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Actually, I think the dumbest lifeform on the planet is the hideous superbeing made up of all the anti-vaxxers in the world merged into one conglomeration of idiocy.
I realise that conglomeration is technically incorrect in this usage, but it sounds funnier than "Mass of congealed idiocy", which was my second choice.
On a serious note, wow.
I realise that conglomeration is technically incorrect in this usage, but it sounds funnier than "Mass of congealed idiocy", which was my second choice.
On a serious note, wow.
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I found this earlier. http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/neb ... es-n354301 I don't know if you find this too controversial, but you did do "Dildo full of ashes"
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