What happens when you break a cat's legs?
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What happens when you break a cat's legs?
This.
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Re: What happens when you break a cat's legs?
While interesting, it didn't require it's own thread. Maybe the LOL thread.
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Re: What happens when you break a cat's legs?
...or "Thread of Win" (on the cat's part "eff it; I'm gonna follow you anyway")
The thread title DID worry me seen on its own.
The thread title DID worry me seen on its own.
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Worried me too. Quickly opened it wondering what kind of sick joke it was going to be... and then I was met by this GIF, and d'awwwwed.
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Re: What happens when you break a cat's legs?
I'm still trying to get my head around the title before I even ATTEMPT to get my head around the gif.
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Re: What happens when you break a cat's legs?
Maybe a better title would have been "What happens when a cat breaks its legs?", perhaps?
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Re: What happens when you break a cat's legs?
Legs look like they're already broken.
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Re: What happens when you break a cat's legs?
Why would you break a cat's legs?
Re: What happens when you break a cat's legs?
Because the little bastard won't pay up and you already warned him twice?
No wait, I'm thinking of a rat...
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Re: What happens when you break a cat's legs?
Because you want it to walk like a cute little robot?
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Re: What happens when you break a cat's legs?
Amake already alluded to this but I feel I must post it anyway.
Put Smarties tubes on cats' legs, make them walk like a robot.
Put Smarties tubes on cats' legs, make them walk like a robot.
Re: What happens when you break a cat's legs?
That's the first thing I thought of too. Actually what I thought of when I read the title! Eventually. Once I got over the horrible implications.
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"Smarties tubes"? Since when did Smarties come in tubes?
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Re: What happens when you break a cat's legs?
Outside of the US, there's a candy called Smarties which is basically the same idea as M&Ms (though most people have a strong preference one way or the other). They're sold in cardboard tubes in the UK, apparently, though here they usually come in boxes.
As an aside, the candy Americans call Smarties is sold as Rockets in Canada.
As an aside, the candy Americans call Smarties is sold as Rockets in Canada.
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Jamfalcon wrote:As an aside, the candy Americans call Smarties is sold as Rockets in Canada.
Whoa, I did not know that. I thought Americans had chocolate Smarties? Freaky.
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Re: What happens when you break a cat's legs?
Memo, a parallel - getting back to the cat's legs - might be to think of those plastic tubes 'mini M&Ms' come in/came in (they might be discontinued by now, since it's been...decades since I was living in the US )
Re: What happens when you break a cat's legs?
Smarties tubes are AWESOME! You can slam the middle and it shoots the plastic lid off across the room. HOURS of fun.
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Re: What happens when you break a cat's legs?
UK smarties are gross. Just horrible, horrible candy.
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They are but THE TUBES!
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Re: What happens when you break a cat's legs?
From a UK Comedy Quiz show called QI
Discere linguam Latinam fuit perditio tempore in schola
Knowledge is knowing a Tomato is a Fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a Fruit Salad
What do you call two crows? Attempted murder
Knowledge is knowing a Tomato is a Fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a Fruit Salad
What do you call two crows? Attempted murder
Re: What happens when you break a cat's legs?
Jamfalcon wrote:Outside of the US, there's a candy called Smarties which is basically the same idea as M&Ms (though most people have a strong preference one way or the other). They're sold in cardboard tubes in the UK, apparently, though here they usually come in boxes.
As an aside, the candy Americans call Smarties is sold as Rockets in Canada.
What really gets weird is that "American" Smarties are made in Canada.
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Re: What happens when you break a cat's legs?
Where are Canadian Smarties made?
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Canada.
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Re: What happens when you break a cat's legs?
Courtesy of Nestle Canada (and the Canadian arm of Rowntrees before the confectionary giant gobbled them up).
Basically, Canadian Smarties resemble M&Ms, except they're a little wider and a little shallower (and naturally don't have the 'm' logo on them ).
Basically, Canadian Smarties resemble M&Ms, except they're a little wider and a little shallower (and naturally don't have the 'm' logo on them ).
Re: What happens when you break a cat's legs?
A bowl of Skittles and M&Ms is awesome. It becomes a bowl of S&Ms.
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