Crapshots - Volume 2
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We spelled it correctly for English. We stole that word.
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English steals all the nice words, that's why I love it.
Also, thanks Shakespeare!
Also, thanks Shakespeare!
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Terribly sorry then.
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I love the business model in The Stand 2. It's genius, they pay until they're sufficiently shamed. But the more they pay, the better the service is perceived to be working.
I mean, personally I don't need those services because I generate enough shame for an entire village of backwards homophobic racists, but that's just me.
I mean, personally I don't need those services because I generate enough shame for an entire village of backwards homophobic racists, but that's just me.
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The Stand 3 could be perceived as a deep social commentary on the concept gift giving.
As always, the punchline is fantastic.
As always, the punchline is fantastic.
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[#151 Mailroom]
Kathleen does a spectacular job of keeping a straight face at the end. Nailed it.
Kathleen does a spectacular job of keeping a straight face at the end. Nailed it.
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I'm going to agree with someone in the Youtube comments and humbly suggest "X ways to get rid of the WiiPlay shirts" as a future X ways to Y.
I've seriously watched this video 4 times, and I still crack up.
I've seriously watched this video 4 times, and I still crack up.
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Why did Princess Kathleen's kiss in Ep151 cause the package to explode? Is that her super power?
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She threw it into a shredder.
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Remember, removing your pants happens faster than instant speed.
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pants can be removed as a special action.
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That is exactly what I expected out of a Conspiracy draft, tbh. Thanks for putting my head cannon on video.
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#152, yeah, the judge is always right :p, but how is it specifically worded on the card?
If it's read correctly, it really means "Tap for naked party."
The ref is blind! (Or at least soon will wish she is, depending on how that card is interpreted).
If it's read correctly, it really means "Tap for naked party."
The ref is blind! (Or at least soon will wish she is, depending on how that card is interpreted).
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#153: Did Reptilian Rulers get picked early?
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#154: Fucking loved that reference. I like how apparently a dead man can file claims on silence.
Also, slightly off topic, I would say that John Cage's fatality move would be that he takes out 12 tapes of human noises and bird noises and plays them together according to a score for about 54 minutes to generate an intense and beautiful soundscape.
Also, slightly off topic, I would say that John Cage's fatality move would be that he takes out 12 tapes of human noises and bird noises and plays them together according to a score for about 54 minutes to generate an intense and beautiful soundscape.
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I was ready for the first punchline since I'm well aware of 4'33", but the second one had me rolling...
Edit: I just realized that with the quick turn-around times for a CrapShot, I could have inspired it.
Edit: I just realized that with the quick turn-around times for a CrapShot, I could have inspired it.
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John Cage's Fatality would be to stand there and do nothing for precisely 4 minutes and 33 seconds, after which the opponent kills himself out of boredom.
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154 - genius!
Sit down. Get ready. Sit down again!
The perfectly lying, lying bastad!
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Flewellyn wrote:John Cage's Fatality would be to stand there and do nothing for precisely 4 minutes and 33 seconds, after which the opponent kills himself out of boredom.
...I would personally argue boredom, but, whatevs.
But come on, Bird Cage is such a strong move.
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I was reading some of Mark Rosewater's columns. He was head judge for Unglued (in a chicken suit) and one of the overheard lines he quoted was "in response I remove my pants" (which must be due to the card that is unblockable if you are wearing denim (denimwalk)).
So yes, removing your pants is a viable magic tactic if only in a parody set.
So yes, removing your pants is a viable magic tactic if only in a parody set.
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155 - For actual music that's kinda like that noise, perhaps a bit more structured, and pretty kickass, check out Venetian Snares. I particularly enjoyed the Chocolate Wheelchair album.
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Does removing ones pants occur at instant speed?
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Is instant speed greater or less than 7.31s?
And I happen to know he's trounced that record since then to around about 4s
And I happen to know he's trounced that record since then to around about 4s
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That is not proper speaker placement.
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