Wish Corrupting Game

[Robo4900]

Granted, it only runs at 240p 12fps, has 1 second of input lag, and is locked at an FOV of 1 degree.

I wish for a "Liquid Tension Experiment: When the Keyboard Broke Live In Chicago" CD.

[Ptangmatik]

Granted! I have taken one and smashed it into a fine powder, which will then be sprinkled over you while you sleep

I wish I could write better comedy.

[Robo4900]

Granted, but all of your comedy is now horribly racist and makes anyone who hears it very uncomfortable.

I wish I could make people stop talking.

[viscomica]

Granted! You are the only survivor of a terrible world war that killed everyone and everything in the planet. No one to talk to you now.

I wish I was a better panda at being a panda.

[Robo4900]

Granted, you are now unable to access the internet to watch LoadingReadyRun videos.

I wish Watch_Dogs was good.

[Koyote042]

Granted. It's so good in fact, that every man woman and child on the face of the planet now owns a copy... Except you. Your friends won't even let you over to watch them play it nor can you access any videos online to watch people play it because it so good. Humanity then crumbles because no one is working, but instead is playing the game. Thanks Obama.

I wish politicians weren't such dicks to the lower and middle class folks.

[AdmiralMemo]

Granted. Now there are no more politicians or leaders anymore, and the world has descended into an anarchic free-for-all.

I wish I wasn't so depressed and frustrated all the time.

[viscomica]

Granted. You were never born.

I wish for panda world domination.

[Koyote042]

Granted! Pandas now rule the Earth, until the Aliens invade. Now THEY rule the Earth.

I wish Pandas weren't nearly extinct.

[viscomica]

They aren't. But somehow they hynotize humankind to cater to their every wish. We are now slaves, happy to serve our panda overlords.

I wish my wishes were incorruptible

[Robo4900]

Granted, but you have just wasted your one and only wish.

I wish to play every game in the world.

[viscomica]

Granted, but you have just wasted your one and only wish.

Worth it!

Also, granted! But you never win and are hated by everyone.

[Hepheastus]

I wish Viscomica had said a wish for me to corrupt

[Robo4900]

Granted, but it's one of those really annoying wishes that are really hard to corrupt, and the thread dies for a couple of days.

I wish for guitar strings that will never snap or get dirty/old.

[Prospero101]

Granted. They also sound terrible.

I wish I lived in Pleasantville.

[Hepheastus]

Granted! It's twinned with Swansea and is nowhere near as nice as it sounds

I wish there was no such thing as football

[Robo4900]

Granted; cricket takes its place.

I wish magic carpets were real.

[Hepheastus]

Granted! They are sentient and hate you

I wish for more F1

[Robo4900]

Granted, all keys on all keyboards in the world are now F1; it takes years to reverse the damage.

I wish for perfectly cooked bacon to rain from the sky.

[Fenrir]

Granted. It's so hot as it falls to earth that anyone hit by it receives third degree burns. Congratulations you terrible, terrible person...

I wish to be a creative genius.

[Robo4900]

Granted; you become a true genius, but everyone rejects your ideas until years after you have died.

I wish to have the vocal range of James LaBrie, the singer for Dream Theater.

[viscomica]

Granted! James LaBrie's vocal range becomes your range. He is promptly replaced as singer for Dream Theater.

I wish this week never to end.