The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
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More like a cock up.
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I see what you did there
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Nothing to see here, move along, move along.
I assure you all nothing happened.
Just keep on waling and don't look to your immediate right.
I assure you all nothing happened.
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I always find it a challenge trying to eat a foot-long Subway sandwich in a way that doesn't look like I'm stuffing a bready penis in my mouth.
I flank it.
This seemed the best thread to post that muse due to the word penis.
I flank it.
This seemed the best thread to post that muse due to the word penis.
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...I ponder why it would over concern you what eating a Subway sandwich looks like. It looks like eating a sub.
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Maybe I'm still slightly insecure about my sexuality.
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My sexuality is Elomin Sha.
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Oddly enough, my sexuality is also Elomin Sha.
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ARGH! UNCLEAN! UNCLEAN!
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I'm blaming being tired, having only 2 days off work in the past 31 days on this one. When I get tired my mind wanders and throws hypothetical after hypothetical. My brain asked if I would I would experiment and try a certain act.
Thought about it and said 'Holding hands with someone is something I should work on first', then went and played Baja on my 360 instead because what it proposed wouldn't happen.
Thought about it and said 'Holding hands with someone is something I should work on first', then went and played Baja on my 360 instead because what it proposed wouldn't happen.
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Elomin Sha wrote:I'm blaming being tired, having only 2 days off work in the past 31 days on this one. When I get tired my mind wanders and throws hypothetical after hypothetical. My brain asked if I would I would experiment and try a certain act.
Thought about it and said 'Holding hands with someone is something I should work on first', then went and played Baja on my 360 instead because what it proposed wouldn't happen.
Get out of my head (talented) Elomin Sha! Get out of my head!
On a side note I did some thinking about my previous relationships in the shower today and realized that sex might've been too much of a part. I don't mean to say I ever dated someone for the sex alone, or that I wouldn't otherwise like and appreciate having them in my life. Merely that once in the relationship spending time with them more often than not involved sex. I have no idea what to do about that.
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Very roomy in there.
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poopintheairtonight wrote:On a side note I did some thinking about my previous relationships in the shower today and realized that sex might've been too much of a part. I don't mean to say I ever dated someone for the sex alone, or that I wouldn't otherwise like and appreciate having them in my life. Merely that once in the relationship spending time with them more often than not involved sex. I have no idea what to do about that.
Well to be fair, if your previous relationships were in the shower, you would have been naked most of the time if not all of the time, and that tends to lead to sex.
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I was in a shower once, it was a scary time.
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Avistew wrote:poopintheairtonight wrote:On a side note I did some thinking about my previous relationships in the shower today and realized that sex might've been too much of a part. I don't mean to say I ever dated someone for the sex alone, or that I wouldn't otherwise like and appreciate having them in my life. Merely that once in the relationship spending time with them more often than not involved sex. I have no idea what to do about that.
Well to be fair, if your previous relationships were in the shower, you would have been naked most of the time if not all of the time, and that tends to lead to sex.
We have to remodel one of our bathrooms, we have a shower stall in one that is just big enough for one, and the tub/shower is too narrow and has a bit too much of a slant in the floor. Neither one is conducive to shower sex which is unfortunate.
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Avistew wrote:poopintheairtonight wrote:On a side note I did some thinking about my previous relationships in the shower today and realized that sex might've been too much of a part. I don't mean to say I ever dated someone for the sex alone, or that I wouldn't otherwise like and appreciate having them in my life. Merely that once in the relationship spending time with them more often than not involved sex. I have no idea what to do about that.
Well to be fair, if your previous relationships were in the shower, you would have been naked most of the time if not all of the time, and that tends to lead to sex.
I guess I should have said "while in the shower."
Well, do you want an ethical solution or an effective one?
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I never had sex in a shower or tub, never had any that could fit more than one person. Had a few that could be argued not to fit a single person, actually. I'm not sure if I would like it, though, it seems that it would involved getting water splashed in your face. I don't like getting it in my eyes, ears or mouth. And if the water is turned off then might as well do it outside the shower. Still, I might give it a try if I ever get a shower big enough.
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What I meant was, I thought and reflected about my past relationships whilst I was taking a shower.
Sex in a shower is still sex, but it's slippery, expensive the longer it goes on and bathrooms tend to make some noisy echoes.
Sex in a shower is still sex, but it's slippery, expensive the longer it goes on and bathrooms tend to make some noisy echoes.
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And about 20 musician jokes came to mind.
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My ex had a water kink, and let me tell you how unfun water sex is. It washes away all those nice, natural lubricants, so unless you're prepared with silicon lube, it is rough going. Also, getting water (especially soapy tub water or chlorinated pool water) up in the vagina is really not good for the natural chemistry up there.
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Having an urge.
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Why won't someone hold my hand?
*Goes grabs a hatchet*
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*Goes grabs a hatchet*
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