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For morgan - Spray condoms

Postby Kawaiicaps » 01 Jul 2007, 17:49

We were talking a few months ago about these spray on condoms they are inventing in germany and thought I would share with you this order form to become a tester.

We know you would be one of the best test candidates!

http://www.spraykondom.de/spraycondom/testerwanted.php

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Postby The Happy Friar » 01 Jul 2007, 18:53

so what, if it doesn't work the girl gets knocked up & you end up paying child support for 18 years? :)
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Postby Alex Steacy » 02 Jul 2007, 16:15

This sounds like the most ill-conceived idea ever. EVER.

And I'm not apologizing for the horrendous pun.
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Postby Number09 » 02 Jul 2007, 19:46

The Happy Friar wrote:so what, if it doesn't work the girl gets knocked up & you end up paying child support for 18 years? :)


Make sure she is on the pill!
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Postby Corax » 02 Jul 2007, 22:03

Number09 wrote:
The Happy Friar wrote:so what, if it doesn't work the girl gets knocked up & you end up paying child support for 18 years? :)


Make sure she is on the pill!


then ho wwould u know if it works or not
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Postby shigidab0p » 03 Jul 2007, 02:47

If or not it breaks?
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Postby Kawaiicaps » 03 Jul 2007, 06:51

You would know it worked in 9 months

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Re: For morgan - Spray condoms

Postby brc64 » 03 Jul 2007, 10:33

Kawaiicaps wrote:We know you would be one of the best test candidates!

http://www.spraykondom.de/spraycondom/testerwanted.php

So, are you, like, volunteering to help him test it? :shock:
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Postby Kawaiicaps » 03 Jul 2007, 12:20

No but he needs all the birth controll he can get his hands on. I know I don't want his baby!

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Postby The Happy Friar » 03 Jul 2007, 19:17

Corax wrote:
Number09 wrote:
The Happy Friar wrote:so what, if it doesn't work the girl gets knocked up & you end up paying child support for 18 years? :)


Make sure she is on the pill!


then ho wwould u know if it works or not


well, maybe you have AIDS & she doesn't end up with it or something?
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Postby Patch » 09 Jul 2007, 09:22

"You should have experience with condoms and beeing almost 18 years old."

Being ALMOST 18 years old...

I'm sure the channers amongst me will agree..

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Postby Faye » 10 Jul 2007, 09:42

The Happy Friar wrote:well, maybe you have AIDS & she doesn't end up with it or something?



Condom's don't protect you from AIDS or any other STIs... it just "reduces the risk" I guess.

But, spray on condoms... how long would that stuff take to dry and then you'd have to wash it off?... not that you don't have to wash up afterwards anyways.
and how many guys would really carry around a can of spray-on-condoms, rather than the little packet that fits into a wallet?
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Postby Motoken » 10 Jul 2007, 10:17

how would you even know if it broke or not?
omg would it not be a vary painful ejaculation, the semen having no way out?
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Postby DarkMidget » 10 Jul 2007, 13:53

Yeah XD It's a weird idea... and those with STD's testing it would be bad too.. because if it DOESN'T work, ye just spread something.

Btw, putting condoms in yer wallet is actually a bad idea. The heat from just being there wears them out and makes them not effective and has a higher chance of breaking.
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Postby Morgan » 12 Jul 2007, 16:20

i hate babies, and had no intention of breeding until all you dorks decided that i should never have kids. now i'm gonna knock up every toothless crack whore from here to china. suck that, overpopulation!
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Postby Lavos » 12 Jul 2007, 16:49

HIGH FIVE TO TOOTHLESS CRACK WHORES!
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Postby DarkMidget » 12 Jul 2007, 23:55

Morgan wrote:i hate babies, and had no intention of breeding until all you dorks decided that i should never have kids. now i'm gonna knock up every toothless crack whore from here to china. suck that, overpopulation!


Spite-babies?! What is this? D:
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Postby CyberTractor » 13 Jul 2007, 12:15

DarkMidget wrote:
Morgan wrote:i hate babies, and had no intention of breeding until all you dorks decided that i should never have kids. now i'm gonna knock up every toothless crack whore from here to china. suck that, overpopulation!


Spite-babies?! What is this? D:


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Postby DarkMidget » 13 Jul 2007, 16:28

That's just wrong XD
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Postby Mouse » 17 Jul 2007, 06:47

I sorta had this fleeting thought of: Is it like sunscreen? "I think I sprayed it all over, but I mighta missed a few spots.
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Postby zombine » 18 Jul 2007, 06:05

Morgan, use cheese whiz instead. blow jobs are an effective form of birth control.
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Postby Kawaiicaps » 18 Jul 2007, 14:00

What do cheese wizz and blowjobs have to do with eachother???




Wait.... do I want to know?



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Postby DarkMidget » 18 Jul 2007, 14:53

Ergh, cheeze whiz.. blegh
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