The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One

[Elomin Sha]

Who wouldn't want me to give them forty whacks with my hatchet?

[Ptangmatik]

Will there be time to cuddle afterwards?

[Elomin Sha]

I would have eaten you before then.

[Bebop Man]

On the subject of cuddling...

[Elomin Sha]

*Climbs up to a podium*

Ladies and Gentleman, thank you for joining me here today for this landmark announcement.

Ahem.

I, Elomin Sha, would like to engage in sexual activities with a girl.

That is all.

*Walks off into the sunset*

[Firbozz]

<Thunderous applause. On the other side of the ocean, Tabaras Smith orders a second jelly doughnut.>

[CtMolloy]

Well said, Elomin, Well said.

[Elomin Sha]

Heh. I wanted to add a .gif of Obama walking away in to the background but I was too lazy to find one.

In the last few days I've worked out what I wanted and who/what I am interested in.

[auberginequeen]

Nah but for real, good on ya Elomin.

[Elomin Sha]

Thanks.
I still need to somehow engage in the act first.

[I X]

That's good work.

[My pseudonym is Ix]

Thanks.
I still need to somehow engage in the act first.

Let me know if you succeed, I might need to compare notes

And congratulations are probably also in order

[Elomin Sha]

Thanks.
I still need to somehow engage in the act first.

Let me know if you succeed, I might need to compare notes

And congratulations are probably also in order

Not sure if you would be able to read my childish scrawl or my lack of ability to explain things.

I should add that I'm not going to be racing out to try and engage with some random individual. I'd prefer it to be with someone I know, whom I was in some sort of relationship with.

[Lord Chrusher]

I should add that I'm not going to be racing out to try and engage with some random individual. I'd prefer it to be with someone I know, whom I was in some sort of relationship with.

This is also my feelings on the matter.

[CtMolloy]

Thanks.
I still need to somehow engage in the act first.

I was going to say "go for it!" in an attempt at encouragement... But upon consideration I don't think it's particularly good advice...

[Avistew]

Yeah. I feel weird congratulating you. It would have been fine if you were asexual. If the case is that you had some barriers to break down and managed to break them, I'd like to congratulate you for that, I guess. But I don't think not wanting sex, by itself, makes someone broken or wrong or anything of the sort.

I like cuddling. I would cuddle more but people get very uncomfortable about the idea of cuddling friends, it seems.

[Elomin Sha]

I reserve hugs for special occasions.

[Merrymaker_Mortalis]

I might have got a little turned on by the Polvitica on The Great British Bake Off last night.

[Bebop Man]

Morning sex / morning sex / does whatever a sex can do.

[Elomin Sha]

I have the curiosity of wanting to try something.

Seems to happen a lot when I get tired.

[Lord Hosk]

So the other night my wife was doing lots of teasing stuff.

She was stopping and starting various thing during foreplay, then going really slow and stopping once to just make out with me for a few minutes during sex. It was awesome and I was really into it.

Then she fell asleep on top of me and it took her starting to snore after about a minute for me to realize she wasn't just doing more teasing and wake her up. Thats one we wont soon forget.

[Elomin Sha]

Well I'm confident to say I'm demisexual.
It would explain why any attraction I have for people has been limited to two, maybe three people in my entire life.

[charl]

Well I'm confident to say I'm demisexual.
It would explain why any attraction I have for people has been limited to two, maybe three people in my entire life.

Well, I'm the full asexual. Don't really know what I'm doing in this thread. But anyway, takes all kinds to make a world, right?

[Elomin Sha]

I've never had sex and I'm in here a lot being silly and asking questions.

It would explain why any attraction I have for people has been limited to two, maybe three people in my entire life.

I'm not sure if either of the ladies were told that I only had a sexual attraction to them because of their personality, time spent together, if they would think that was weird/ scary / appealing / a compliment to them as a person / or other (can't think of a word that is not coming off as creepy).

I could have worded that better.

[viscomica]

Of course it's like a compliment.
Confidence, Elomin.