The lame superpowers thread.
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The power of the Human Torch without the immunity to fire.
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Re: The lame superpowers thread.
The ability to turn gold into pure lead.
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Re: The lame superpowers thread.
MotorWaffle wrote:The power of the Human Torch without the immunity to fire.
Or how about the Human Torch.....with the ability to act like an ok flashlight but nothing else.
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Re: The lame superpowers thread.
Reverse Wolverine.
His special power is summoning adamantine claws into his hands.
He also doesn't have the regeneration.
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Skinbot
An AI that wears a suit of human skin to gain enhanced abilities such as, being creepy.
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Manhawk
A Hawk that gets the super power that lets it be more human-like. Such as having to walk on the ground and being unable to fly.
His special power is summoning adamantine claws into his hands.
He also doesn't have the regeneration.
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Skinbot
An AI that wears a suit of human skin to gain enhanced abilities such as, being creepy.
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Manhawk
A Hawk that gets the super power that lets it be more human-like. Such as having to walk on the ground and being unable to fly.
Re: The lame superpowers thread.
The Power Of FLIGHT! (but only when standing in a airplane)
The remote-reading of telegrams
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The remote-reading of telegrams
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Re: The lame superpowers thread.
The ability to tell, within five seconds, whether a commercial is a cologne/perfume commercial or a parody of a cologne/perfume commercial.
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To go with the above: the ability to tell, within five seconds, if what's on the screen is going to turn out to be a car commercial.
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The ability to completely remove any tea coffee mug stain from any surface.
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And, to go with it, the ability to completely clean the inside of any mug no matter how well used.
Your superhero name would be The Shadow Ring.
Your superhero name would be The Shadow Ring.
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The constant knowledge of the precise number of human skin cells not currently attached to a human within a ten foot radius.
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THE POWER TO SEE INTO THE FUTURE.
But the person spends all their time on the internet complaining how an unreleased new hero is a "clone" of an existing hero in another MOBA game. Or complaining how bad a game/movie is before it's even released.
Will they predict natural disasters?
NO! THEY WILL COMPLAIN ABOUT PETTY THINGS.
But the person spends all their time on the internet complaining how an unreleased new hero is a "clone" of an existing hero in another MOBA game. Or complaining how bad a game/movie is before it's even released.
Will they predict natural disasters?
NO! THEY WILL COMPLAIN ABOUT PETTY THINGS.
Re: The lame superpowers thread.
...and people with that power actually exist O_o
[/at least thats my personal canon from now on every time I see someone bad mouting a film from just a poster or such]
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Anyway;
The ability to grow 1 incredibly long nose hair!*
*I may or may not have this power.
[/at least thats my personal canon from now on every time I see someone bad mouting a film from just a poster or such]
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Anyway;
The ability to grow 1 incredibly long nose hair!*
*I may or may not have this power.
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I contributed the entry on Tele-apathy to the list: The power to not care from miles away.
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Re: The lame superpowers thread.
Cool female superhero name of Phototropia, but it means that her power is the ability to point towards the Sun, even with her eyes shut.
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Re: The lame superpowers thread.
cool.
Antitonic - updated doc.
Antitonic - updated doc.
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The ability to remove blood stains from clothing.
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Re: The lame superpowers thread.
Or the inverse: The ability to generate blood stains on clothing by bleeding at will, but only from body parts in direct contact with fabric.
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Re: The lame superpowers thread.
Turning everything to Glod from touch alone.
Re: The lame superpowers thread.
A very powerful yet still pointless one;
- The Ability to win an argument on the internet.
- The Ability to win an argument on the internet.
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Is that the ability to win one single argument on the internet, after which you can never do it again, or the ability to win an argument on the internet at will?
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At will, but with the restriction that it wont work if the argument matters in any way. (ie, your talking to someone with influence instead of the normal "bottom half of the internet")
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Re: The lame superpowers thread.
The ability to speak to cats, but not understand them.
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Ability to separate egg whites and yolk by looking at them.
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Ability to understand cats but not talk to them. Enjoy hearing "I'M HORNY" constantly at night.
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Ability to understand cats but not talk to them. Enjoy hearing "I'M HORNY" constantly at night.
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The Human Powderhorn. Can produce gunpowder by vomiting it up, but said powder is then too wet to be usable.
Captain Some Batteries Included. Intuitively knows what kind of battery a device needs, and will have some, but not all, of the batteries needed for it.
Fast Man. Has the ability to abstain from eating for a longer than normal time.
Captain Some Batteries Included. Intuitively knows what kind of battery a device needs, and will have some, but not all, of the batteries needed for it.
Fast Man. Has the ability to abstain from eating for a longer than normal time.
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