The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
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*Very bad movie russian accent*
In bag, YOU surveil National Security Agency.
In bag, YOU surveil National Security Agency.
THE DUTCH!! THE DUTCH AGAIN!!!!!
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Kinky.
It's all over but the crying. And the taxes.
"Perfectionism might look good in his shiny shoes, but he's kind of an asshole and no one invites him to their pool parties."
"Perfectionism might look good in his shiny shoes, but he's kind of an asshole and no one invites him to their pool parties."
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*Smacks Prospero gently with a wet stick of celery*
THE DUTCH!! THE DUTCH AGAIN!!!!!
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*Eats celery*
I'm hungry, anyone want me to fax them some apple juice while I'm in my fridge?
I'm hungry, anyone want me to fax them some apple juice while I'm in my fridge?
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You could bounce me a yoghurt off the ionosphere while you're there, if you've properly adjusted your trebuchet
Geoff_B wrote: ... Even for here, that was weird.
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I think that will just make a fiery mess.
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On the contrary; I believe it would freeze everything within a 2-mile radius.
"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
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No, no, I think you are confusing the effects of Yogurt and tzatziki.
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mmm... mango.
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This thread needs more dakka
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How come when in a space film or tv show, when someone uses a universal translator, the people they translate into English have perfect lip sync?
Geoff_B wrote: ... Even for here, that was weird.
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There's a small holographic matrix embedded in the comm badges that projects a hologram over the lips of the speaker and syncs them up to the English to prevent the listener from being confused.
Common pranks include adding a small delay for the authentic badly-dubbed movie experience.
Common pranks include adding a small delay for the authentic badly-dubbed movie experience.
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Actually, universal translators are all scams; what's actually happening is that everyone who doesn't speak English is paid by the space mafia to speak gibberish unless a universal translator is used.
"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
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Keab42 wrote:There's a small holographic matrix embedded in the comm badges that projects a hologram over the lips of the speaker and syncs them up to the English to prevent the listener from being confused.
Common pranks include adding a small delay for the authentic badly-dubbed movie experience.
An excellent in-universe answer that has no place whatsoever in the Bag.
Robo4900 wrote:Actually, universal translators are all scams; what's actually happening is that everyone who doesn't speak English is paid by the space mafia to speak gibberish unless a universal translator is used.
Now THAT'S what I'm talking about.
It's all over but the crying. And the taxes.
"Perfectionism might look good in his shiny shoes, but he's kind of an asshole and no one invites him to their pool parties."
"Perfectionism might look good in his shiny shoes, but he's kind of an asshole and no one invites him to their pool parties."
Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
Did somebody order one of these?
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I did!
But it took 37 minutes to get here, so it's free. Did you at least remember the garlic knobs?
But it took 37 minutes to get here, so it's free. Did you at least remember the garlic knobs?
It's all over but the crying. And the taxes.
"Perfectionism might look good in his shiny shoes, but he's kind of an asshole and no one invites him to their pool parties."
"Perfectionism might look good in his shiny shoes, but he's kind of an asshole and no one invites him to their pool parties."
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What is this about garlic penises?
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*start throwing whole strings of garlic at Prospero*
THE DUTCH!! THE DUTCH AGAIN!!!!!
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The Miranda-class is mine. I have plans on how I can explore outside the bag.
The most unique, nicest, and confusing individual you will get to know. Don't be stupid around me, that's my job.
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And with these words, I forever banish thee into the bag, Elomin; "THESE WORDS!"
... Okay, wrong spell. I appear to have summoned a lemon drizzle cake. Anyone want a slice?
... Okay, wrong spell. I appear to have summoned a lemon drizzle cake. Anyone want a slice?
"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
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None of you understand my greatness.
I can turn. The Bag. INSIDE-OUT.
I can turn. The Bag. INSIDE-OUT.
The most unique, nicest, and confusing individual you will get to know. Don't be stupid around me, that's my job.
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"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
By god! It's full of stars!
...and sewage. By god, that's a lot of sewage.
...and sewage. By god, that's a lot of sewage.
It's all over but the crying. And the taxes.
"Perfectionism might look good in his shiny shoes, but he's kind of an asshole and no one invites him to their pool parties."
"Perfectionism might look good in his shiny shoes, but he's kind of an asshole and no one invites him to their pool parties."
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My bad, I never should have bought that sushi from the guy living under the bridge
Geoff_B wrote: ... Even for here, that was weird.
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I'd recommend his kebabs instead.
It's all over but the crying. And the taxes.
"Perfectionism might look good in his shiny shoes, but he's kind of an asshole and no one invites him to their pool parties."
"Perfectionism might look good in his shiny shoes, but he's kind of an asshole and no one invites him to their pool parties."
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