The lame superpowers thread.
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Re: The lame superpowers thread.
Aloe Vera's ability manifests in a transparent green gel-like discharge. It's quite awkward at beach parties.
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Re: The lame superpowers thread.
Drinkman: Able to drink any fluid no matter how disgusting or deadly it would normally be without experiencing any negative side-effects. The down side is that the reason this works is because all moisture instantly disintegrates upon entering his mouth.
Clearly you are not familiar with the Windows 1.0 version of Paint.
The Windows 1.0 version of Paint supported 2 colours only, and only saved to the propriatary MSP format. Also, good luck using the second-worst version of Windows to exist.
Master Gunner wrote:Run Windows 1.0 in a VM, save the image as a .bmp, import it into MS Paint for Windows 7, save as a .png. Profit.
Clearly you are not familiar with the Windows 1.0 version of Paint.
The Windows 1.0 version of Paint supported 2 colours only, and only saved to the propriatary MSP format. Also, good luck using the second-worst version of Windows to exist.
"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
Re: The lame superpowers thread.
hmm...with a sufficiently large image you could use some elaborate hatching. Or manually dither it all and ask people to stand really far back.
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More computer themed ones;
Floopy Diskman - Ability to make ALL forms of disc floopy.
Mousewoman - Ability to move a mouse, but it cant be optical.
Anykeyman - Actually knows the location of the Any key.
Hard-discus-man - Can chuck the platters of hard discs like discus's.
Ms. Defenistrator - She can chuck people though copies of windows.
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More computer themed ones;
Floopy Diskman - Ability to make ALL forms of disc floopy.
Mousewoman - Ability to move a mouse, but it cant be optical.
Anykeyman - Actually knows the location of the Any key.
Hard-discus-man - Can chuck the platters of hard discs like discus's.
Ms. Defenistrator - She can chuck people though copies of windows.
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- Merrymaker_Mortalis
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Re: The lame superpowers thread.
Alt F4 Dude. Can Alt F4 things IRL.
Like Midas... something horrible happens and scars him for life.
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Like Midas... something horrible happens and scars him for life.
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Re: The lame superpowers thread.
Pickpocket Detection Man: Knows whenever someone is pickpocketed within a 12 mile radius of him. No idea actually where or whom, just that it happened somewhere within 12 miles.
And it has to actually be a genuine pickpocketing - no exploiting it as a communication method using willing parties.
And it has to actually be a genuine pickpocketing - no exploiting it as a communication method using willing parties.
Twitter | Click here to join the Desert Bus Community Chat.TheRocket wrote:Apparently the crotch area could not contain the badonkadonk area.
Re: The lame superpowers thread.
You can increase your density, but you can't decrease it back to normal again.
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