TTC 87 - DTK Nicknames

[Graham]

It's finally that time! The Dragons of Tarkir nicknames podcast. Bring on the Skyhorses!

[Bosco_III]

Some very good names in here. Personally, for Sidisi I prefer Nagabolic Tutor.

[OurBossTombledore]

The wait was worth it, these names were fantastic! Just a suggestion, Lightwalker as: "I'm walking on sunshine."

[azninja888]

Always enjoy these nickname podcasts.

When you were describing the nickname for Hedonist's Trove, I imagined Silumgar yelling "CANNONBALL" and creating a 10 foot wave of treasure upon impact.

[LokiTheLiar]

Anafenza really should be called Ghost Mom, she actually interacts really nicely with Obzedat's EOT flicker trigger.

[BenMarc]

I'm totally gonna use "Maternal Witness" from now on.

I swear, the art on Profaner of the Dead always reminds me of this moment from one of Bennet the Sage's reviews.

Sidisi, Undead Vizier = Sideceased
Sight Beyond Sight = Thundercats reference

[Viking_Sleyheron]

I am somewhat tempted to just make wandering Tombshell into UnDeadle turtle!But true... very sad!

[vorrenthalla]

I made the album cover http://imgur.com/4udHWaK

(I deliberately left it ambiguous as to which is the title and which is the band name)

[Lacerta]

Sorry but Dragonlord Silumgar is "Jabba".

[Garbonzo42]

Wait, I thought Vulturous Aven was "Sign in Bird"?

I started calling it that after hearing one of *you* guys call it that on stream!

[TheGeek]

Here's my version of the album cover.

[Phi]

Graham, I think you need to go through all cards that have "whisper" in them and do your thing for all of them, because it cracks me every time. Good thing I wasn't drinking anything at the time

Actually there are only 15 left:
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Searc ... whisper%5d

[VectorZero]

Herdchaser dragon: Hungry hungry hippus?

[MowDownJoe]

Anafenza really should be called Ghost Mom, she actually interacts really nicely with Obzedat's EOT flicker trigger.

She interacts well with both Ghost Council's flicker abilities. (Character-wise, Obzedat is the same group as the Ghost Council of Orzhova.)

[Spartan_N30]

I lost my shit with dragon whisperer. very funny and creative.

[Mardoc]

Since I'm likely not the only one that wants this:

Full Nickname List - Click to Expand

Acid-Spewer Dragon - Barfy Skyhorse
Aerie Bowmasters - Aim for the Butt!
Ainok Artillerist - 900 gold 300 wood
Ainok Survivalist - Naturalist/Ainok Naturalist/ Nature Boy
Ambuscade Shaman - Ambushman
Anafenza, Kin-Tree Spirit - Ghost Mom/ Anafenza, the Ghost Most
Ancestral Statue - Bounce Golem
Ancient Carp - Magicarp
Anticipate - Resist the Impulse
Arashin Foremost - Goat Rider
Arashin Sovereign - Scrying Skyhorse / Scryhorse / Watch the Scrys
Artful Maneuver - Evasive Encore
Assault Formation - Ass Form
Atarka Beastbreaker - Formidabear
Atarka Efreet - Secret Scorch
Atarka Monument - Public Art: the Park
Atarka Pummeler - Log Jam
Atarka's Command - The Atarkarmy Knife
Avatar of the Resolute - the Counter Collector
Aven sunstriker - Caw Blade Returns
Aven Tactician - Corporal Cormorant
Battle Mastery - Hits on the Backswing
Belltoll dragon - Emergency Skyhorse
Berserkers' Onslaught - Two Weapons Each
Blessed Reincarnation - Once More, With Feeling
Blood-Chin Fanatic - Blood Drain / Messy Eater
Blood-Chin Rager - Andrew WK
Boltwing Marauder - Teetering Skyhorse
Butcher's Glee - Goin' Ham
Center Soul - Daily Meditation
Champion of Arashin - Best in Show
Circle of Elders - Bridge Club
Clone Legion - Mirror Universe Episode
Coat with Venom - Bless with Barf
Collected Company - Team CoCo
Colossodon Yearling - And then I Ate the Bowl
Commune with Lava - Unclog the Drain
Conifer Strider - Shroud Ent / Why not Treefolk?
Contradict - Talk to the Claw/ Deal with it
Corpseweft - Frankensteineque
Crater Elemental - Venti Lava Latte: Extra Hot / The Beverage You Are About to Enjoy May be Hot
Cunning Breezedancer - Fancy Skyhorse
Custodian of the Trove - Witness of the Wages
Damnable Pact - Drawball/ Darkball
Dance of the Skywise - Instant Dragon Just Add Water
Deadly Wanderings - The Power of One
Death Wind - Severe Pollution
Deathbringer Regent - Doomblast Dragon
Deathmist Raptor - Clever Girl
Defeat - I take your Feet
Den Protector - Maternal Witness
Descent of the Dragons - Hour of Feed
Dirgur Nemesis - Secret Snake
Display of Dominance - <sound effects> Bluwbluw bla blu blu bla
Draconic Roar - Yol Toor Shul
Dragon Fodder - Dragon Snacks/ Snacks Here/ Two Bite Goblins
Dragon Hunter - Dragon Pro
Dragon Tempest - Dragon Storm but not Actual Dragonstorm
Dragon Whisperer - Hey girl, let me whisper in your ear and tell you about all the things that you like to hear. Flying, fire breathing yeah I cast for two, and for a few mana more I make dragons too (thanks Spartan_N30)
Dragon's Eye Sentry - Wall of Brass
Dragon-Scarred Bear - the Bear who Lived
Dragonloft Idol - Skyhorse Fanboy
Dragonlord Atarka - Lord of the Flample/Lady of the Flample
Dragonlord Dromoka - Dromoka Magica
Dragonlord Kolaghan - Kolaghan't do That
Dragonlord Ojutai - Dragonlord Anticipate
Dragonlord Silumgar - Silumgar Millionaire
Dragonlord's Prerogative - Veto Power
Dragonlord's Servant - Cheapening the Top End/ Dinner is Served
Dromoka Captain - Bolster Boss/ +1 Propagator
Dromoka Dunecaster - Lock the Ground
Dromoka Monument - Public Art: Suburbs
Dromoka Warrior - Dromoka Swiftclaw
Dromoka's Command - Instant Speed Hunt the Weak feat. Other Modes
Dromoka's Gift - Scale Slough
Duress - Feedback from Upper Management
Dutiful Attendant - The Human Serving Bowl
Echoes of the Kin Tree - Bolster Buffet
Elusive Spellfist - Tickle Tickle
Encase in Ice - Dragonsicle
Enduring Scalelord - Scabby Skyhorse
Enduring Victory - The US Army Presents Operation Enduring Victory
Epic Confrontation - Dargon Punch/Uppercut/Shoryuken
Evolving Wilds - Sweet Fixing
Explosive Vegetation - Flampant Growth
Fate Forgotten - Yard Sale
Flatten - Deadmist Raptor/ JK Flatten
Foe-Razer Regent - Reggie Phase
Foul Renewal - Raise and Flatten
Foul-Tongue Invocation - Draconic Edict
Foul-Tongue Shriek - Stank Breath
Gate Smasher - Big Boy Pants
Glade Watcher - the Fresh Scent of Defense
Glaring Aegis - Shiny Shield
Gleam of Authority - Golden Soapbox
Glint - Bling Bling
Graceblade Artisan - An Aura of Power
Gravepurge - Everybody Go Home
Great Teacher's Decree - Parent Teacher Meeting
Guardian Shield-Bearer - Hold This Shield
Gudul Lurker - Gudulker/Slippery Salamander
Gurmag Drowner - Gurmag Alchemy/ Death and Draw
Hand of Silumgar - Deadman's Hand
Harbinger of the Hunt - Duck Season AND Rabbit Season
Hardened Berserker - Curve Cutter
Haven of the Spirit Dragon - Who's House? Ugin's House
Hedonist's Trove - Scrooge McDragon's Money Bin
Herald of Dromoka - Horny Herald
Herdchaser Dragon - Hungry Skyhorse
Hidden Dragonslayer - Chow Yun-Fat
Icefall Regent - Reggie Frosterman
Illusory Gains - Temp Job
Impact Tremors - Upstairs Neighbors
Inspiring Call - Nice Speech
Ire Shaman - Madcap Advantage
Keeper of the Lens - Ball Handler
Kindled Fury - Fire Antlers
Kolaghan Aspirant - Ashmouth Warrior
Kolaghan Forerunners - Everyone Follow Me
Kolaghan Monument - Public Art: Scenic Peak
Kolaghan Skirmisher - I Forgot my Fork
Kolaghan Stormsinger - Electric Bard
Kolaghan's Command - Well, it's no Blightning
Learn from the Past - Draw the Yard
Lightning Berserker - Lightning Breather
Lightwalker - Trip
Living Lore - Keep on Scrollin' /TumblWeed
Lose Calm - Temper Tantrum
Lurking Arynx - Luring Kitty
Magmatic Chasm - Parting the Red
Marang River Skeleton - Too Long in the Bath
Marsh Hulk - Marsh Hulk Sutcliffe
Mind Rot - Brain Bite
Minister of Pain - Death and Debuffs
Mirror Mockery - This is You. This is What You Look Like
Misthoof Kirin - Rocket Goat
Monastery Loremaster - Book Return
Mystic Meditation - Thirst for Creatures
Myth Realized - Never Meet your Heroes
Narset Transcendent - Narset Prime
Naturalize - De-cannonize
Necromaster Dragon - I believe it's Necrawmister
Negate - Could you Not?
Obscuring AEther - Smoke Bomb
Ojutai Exemplars - Tai Chi Tappers
Ojutai Interceptor - Originally Printed in Portal, Now Oracled to Ojutai Blocker / Rocket Bird
Ojutai Monument - Public Art: Financial District
Ojutai's Breath - Hiccups
Ojutai's Command - Selfie Squad
Ojutai's Summons - Repeat Performance
Orator of Ojutai - Dicatabird
Pacifism - Non Aggression Pact
Palace Familiar - Chump Bird/ The Amazing Flying Cantrip
Pinion Feast - Winner Winner, Chicken Dinner
Pitiless Horde - The 2015 MTG Winner for Best Metal Album Cover
Press the Advantage - Overjog
Pristine Skywise - The Fanciest Skyhorse in all the Land
Profaner of the Dead - Ew Gross, a Head/ Is This Yours? / Look what I found
Profound Journey - There and Back Again
Qal Sisma Behemoth - Self Policing Muscle
Qarsi Deceiver - Snake of Secrets
Qarsi Sadist - You May Feel a Sharp Pain/ Death and Drain
Radiant Purge - I've Been Really Into the Dromoka Cleanse
Rakshasa Gravecaller - Teeny Titan
Reckless Imp - Reckless Aggression
Reduce in Stature - Ensmallen
Rending Volley - Get Rent
Resupply - Scalelord's Revelation
Revealing Wind - Morphog
Risen Executioner - Excuse Me, Which Way to Innistrad?/ Why Are You Here?
Roast - Crispy Fried Naga
Ruthless Deathfang - I Sac you Sac
Sabertooth Outrider - Kitty Cavalry
Salt Road Ambushers - Trapdoor Secrets
Salt Road Quartermasters - Counter Salesman
Sandcrafter Mage - Bolster Bro
Sandsteppe Scavenger - Who Wants Leg?
Sandstorm Charger - Mega Horns
Sarkhan Unbroken - Sarkhan the Broken/ Sarkhan the Pretty Calm About it
Sarkhan's Rage - Hot Hands
Sarkhan's Triumph - Draconic Tutor
Savage Ventmaw - Mana Burner
Scale Blessing - I Knight Thee, Sir Scale/ Prop the Bolster
Scaleguard Sentinels - Skyhorse's Chosen
Scion of Ugin - Ugin Junior
Screamreach Brawler - Lightning Todd
Secure the Wastes - Save the Sand
Segmented Krotiq - Gazillipede
Seismic Rupture - Morphageddon
Self-Inflicted Wound - Why you Stabbing Yourself?
Servant of the Scale - Counter Collaborator
Shaman of Forgotten Ways - Biorhythmic Rick
Shambling Goblin - Dr Shambles
Shape the Sands - Fill Your Pants With Sand
Sheltered Aerie - It's not Market Festival
Shieldhide Dragon - Thickskin Skyhorse
Shorecrasher Elemental - Mega Morphling
Sibsig Icebreakers - CCGS Sibsig
Sidisi, Undead Vizier - Death and Demonic
Sidisi's Faithful - Bouncy Snake
Sight Beyond Sight - Doubletake
Sight of the Scalelords - Mouthlight
Silkwrap - Oblivion Silk/ So Smooth
Silumgar Assassin - Secret Stabbist
Silumgar Butcher - Snackrifice
Silumgar Monument - Public Art: Sewers
Silumgar Sorcerer - Counter Quickling
Silumgar Spell-Eater - Nagaleak
Silumgar's Command - You Can't Spell Extemporary without Tempo
Silumgar's Scorn - Conditional Counterspell Episode 7: Dragons
Skywise Teachings - Prowess 101
Spidersilk Net - Are Nets Played or Cast?
Sprinting Warbrute - The 100 Meter Dash
Stampeding Elk Herd - Elmers Everywhere
Stormcrag Elemental - Agro Krag
Stormrider Rig - Lightning Pauldrons
Stormwing Dragon - Sparky Skyhorse
Stratus Dancer - Trish
Strongarm Monk - Prowess Anthem
Student of Ojutai - Freshman Philosopher
Summit Prowler - Borderland Yetigain
Sunbringer's Touch - Bolsterrun
Sunscorch Regent - Reggie Sunburn
Surge of Righteousness - Objectively Correct
Surrak, the Hunt Caller - Surrak Dragon Punch
Swift Warkite - R3D (Raise Dead Dash Dragon)
Taigam's Strike - 1-2 Punch
Tail Slash - Fall of the Tail
Tapestry of the Ages - Really Pulls the Room Together
Territorial Roc - Cranky Bird
Thunderbreak Regent - Reggie Bolt
Tormenting Voice - Uh, Shutup I Still Can't Think
Tread Upon - Elmer Attacks
Twin Bolt - Twofer
Ukud Cobra - Fat Snake
Ultimate Price - 1 Easy Payment
Updraft Elemental - what's Updraft?
Vandalize - Frat Party
Vial of Dragonfire - Bottle Shock
Virulent Plague - Bioengineering
Void Squall - Trampoline
Volcanic Rush - Atarka Themeparks
Volcanic Vision - Vision of Confluence/ Yes I know it's Good, But Only in the Right Deck/ We all see the Volcano
Vulturous Aven - Aven Blood
Wandering Tombshell - Sad / the Enduring Durdle Turtle
Warbringer - Orcs Gon' Give it to Ya
Youthful Scholar - Draw Two Like one of your French Girls
Zephyr Scribe - MonkFolk Looter
Zurgo Bellstriker - Bellhop