The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 04 Oct 2015, 13:56

Move 'em on, head 'em up
Head 'em up, move 'em on
Move 'em on, head 'em up
Rawhide!

....I mean, errr.... I have no idea
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Robo4900 » 06 Oct 2015, 17:11

As a wise man once said,
"Wait, friends, I have an idea.
If I have a 'stache, and someone next to me has a larger 'stache, I shouldn't let that harsh my mellow; we're just going to share it anyway. Yeah..."
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Lord Chrusher » 07 Oct 2015, 11:47

Why are we sharing moustaches?
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 08 Oct 2015, 01:03

If we all shaved our left sideburns, let our right side and moustaches grow luxuriously bushy and stood reaallly close together no one would be able to tell, it'd be, like, one long continuous fuzz wave.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Robo4900 » 09 Oct 2015, 11:09

One Long Continuous Fuzz Wave is the name of my Motörhead cover band. We play Tuesday nights in my secret lair under Radio City Music Hall.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Gap Filler » 10 Oct 2015, 07:58

My moustache is prosthetic. Don't tell anyone.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Robo4900 » 10 Oct 2015, 11:16

Your secret is safe. The only ones who will know are you, me, and my secret army of vampire hamsters.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 12 Oct 2015, 04:49

if a hamster was bitten by a werewolf, how would you be able to tell?
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Robo4900 » 12 Oct 2015, 17:27

Would it matter?
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 19 Oct 2015, 04:39

NOBODY MOVE!

their vision's based on movement
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Dutch guy » 19 Oct 2015, 14:48

No reason to panic, I found the sloths. They were hiding under this bag here.
THE DUTCH!! THE DUTCH AGAIN!!!!!
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Spartan_N30 » 20 Oct 2015, 10:00

You know what else was in that bag?

GHOST NAPPA!
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Robo4900 » 20 Oct 2015, 17:48

No, that's Ghost Kappa. He appears wherever heavy sarcasm is present, and his multitude of clones are currently invading Twitch.tv.

No idea why he's here, though...
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 22 Oct 2015, 14:28

Ohhh. I mistook it for Toast Slapper, the superhero with the severely limited skillset
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Robo4900 » 22 Oct 2015, 17:30

Oh yeah, I heard about that guy. Didn't he get into a fender bender and dislocate his shoes?
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Kapol » 22 Oct 2015, 18:36

Is that his origin story, or just a thing that happened?
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 23 Oct 2015, 06:10

No, you're mixing him up with his arch nemesis, the fender bender pretender.

His court cases never seemed to get anywhere once the judge read out his name, no matter HOW compelling the evidence in his favour. Bit of a sad story, really.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Robo4900 » 24 Oct 2015, 06:35

Yeah, then he turned into crime.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 30 Oct 2015, 16:34

Why can't dogs juggle?
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Robo4900 » 30 Oct 2015, 18:09

No arms? No thumbs? No hats?

The possibilities are endless...

No wait, I think that's all of them.
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 31 Oct 2015, 01:02

No gumption, that's the issue
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Kapol » 31 Oct 2015, 02:23

What does Forrest have to do with this?
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Robo4900 » 31 Oct 2015, 02:52

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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 31 Oct 2015, 14:28

Damn, she could recalibrate my flux capacitor anyday, I'd take her alll the way out to the 21st century
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Re: The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag

Postby Ptangmatik » 18 Nov 2015, 16:49

Ah, who am I kidding? I could never compete with Inspector Spacetime
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