The Hijack Thread aka Elomin's Bag
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I bay-leaf in you
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And that's the news. Skeptics remain skeptical.
And that's the news. Skeptics remain skeptical.
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And I Mewtwo in you.
"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
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Be the Snorlax you want to see in the world!
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Be the world you want to see in Chang.
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Be the Chang you want to see rising up out of a tauntaun
Geoff_B wrote: ... Even for here, that was weird.
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The wonderful thing about Tiggers, is that Tiggers are marvelous things, their tops are made out of rubber, their bottoms are made out of springs!
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Yes, this endangered species is the subject of much debate; their elusive nature, speed, and agility make them very hard to study. So, are they black with orange stripes, or orange with black stripes? We may never know...
"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate."
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Fund my Kickstarter so that I can hunt down and murder all remaining specimens and tally the exact surface ratios, and I'll finally have the answer!
(By which I may mean I'll shut myself away in a small room and watch nothing but Winnie the Pooh cartoons for seventeen months, but you'll never know that unless you read this bit in parentheses, which you haven't)
(By which I may mean I'll shut myself away in a small room and watch nothing but Winnie the Pooh cartoons for seventeen months, but you'll never know that unless you read this bit in parentheses, which you haven't)
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Sorry, I always read the fine print.
We are all made of star dust. However we are also made of nuclear waste.
Remember to think before you post.
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Excellent, then I just need to detail all my evil machinations in this format
I will endeavour not to conduct myself in a manner unbecoming of one of my station. Choo choo!
I lied
I will endeavour not to conduct myself in a manner unbecoming of one of my station. Choo choo!
I lied
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I also read the large print.
We are all made of star dust. However we are also made of nuclear waste.
Remember to think before you post.
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I still just can't read.
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I'm sorry? I can't quite hear you; I think I'm going through a tunnel.
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No Robo! Don't go into the light! It's not heaven, the end of the tunnel's just on fire.
Silly wabbit, tricks are for prostitutes
Edit: Wait! I remember a lot of hearing difficulties from a few years ago, the only viable treatment option was adopting one of these:
Silly wabbit, tricks are for prostitutes
Edit: Wait! I remember a lot of hearing difficulties from a few years ago, the only viable treatment option was adopting one of these:
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Hmm...I appear to have lost my sense of taste, except when it comes to tea.
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So long as you can still taste tea, I don't see what the issue is.
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Man, this took a remarkable amount of dabbing with the MS Paint pencil tool
On a related note, good show there Gunner! Pip pip old boy! Pip pip, I say.Piiiiiiiiip
On a related note, good show there Gunner! Pip pip old boy! Pip pip, I say.Piiiiiiiiip
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Actually, that reminds me; I do actually have a Christmas version of my avatar. Let's see if I can find it...
And my hearing IS better. Although I have a strange craving for hot chocolate.
And my hearing IS better. Although I have a strange craving for hot chocolate.
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Lookin' mighty sharp, if I do say so meself
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I seem to have misplaced my christmas avatar. I have no idea where I left it. And this laptop I'm currently using doesn't have any photo editing software so... I'm gonna do without, like every year so far.
THE DUTCH!! THE DUTCH AGAIN!!!!!
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Dutch guy wrote:I seem to have misplaced my christmas avatar. I have no idea where I left it. And this laptop I'm currently using doesn't have any photo editing software so... I'm gonna do without, like every year so far.
Nope! nopenopenope, I remember the pages, they start at about page 302 in this thread, and I made you three. Here's the two better ones:
No excuse
The power of Christmas compels you! The power of Christmas compels you!
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"The power of Christmas compels you!" is the slogan for my new cereal: Christmas-Os. Now with 20% less radioactive super-bees.
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If I point 'down', I'm actually swinging my finger around in a circle at about 1,674 km/h relative to the centre of the Earth
Edit: 8,000 words into an 11,500 edit job an' mah brane r moosh. Mooooooosh. Need to keep going or I'll still be at it at 3am again. Please help by mailing me your brain moosh at 13 Flolloping Avenue, Greater Tootlington-upon-the-Wold, Serfshire.
Failing that, just smash the extracted gray matter against the screen until it is delivered to my door electromagically.
Tah.
Edit: 8,000 words into an 11,500 edit job an' mah brane r moosh. Mooooooosh. Need to keep going or I'll still be at it at 3am again. Please help by mailing me your brain moosh at 13 Flolloping Avenue, Greater Tootlington-upon-the-Wold, Serfshire.
Failing that, just smash the extracted gray matter against the screen until it is delivered to my door electromagically.
Tah.
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I think my brain already is müsh.
You can call me Lütfü.
You can call me Lütfü.
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Lütfü? You sir are an imposter! I accuse you thus!
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