The Sex Thread 2: Because Two Hands Are Better Than One
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You can't tell me what to do! If I want to put a bomb in my uterus then that's my right as a woman! Stop oppressing meeeeee!
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Pffft, I'm a crotegy old fart voted into power by you common folk. I decided your entire lives. Don't lke it, vote me out. Ha ha ha,but you won't.
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Grats, aubergine! I had an IUD for 10 years and I was really happy with it, I hope your experience turns out as well as mine (I got essured once the 10 years were up, so no more IUD for me).
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Essured? You insured yourself against getting pregnant?
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Elomin Sha wrote:Essured? You insured yourself against getting pregnant?
Yep!
Essure is a procedure where they put coils in your tubes, and over the next three months your body creates tissue around those coils, blocking your tubes completely. It's an alternative to tubal ligation, the main advantage being that it's done through "natural passages" so you don't undergo surgery. It's got its own downsides of course (for instance, can't have it done if you have nickel allergies).
At any rate, an IUD is redundant with it, and they needed to remove it to be able to place the coils anyways, so I had it removed and the coils placed at the same time.
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Ewwwwwwwwww.
I'd prefer the IED made of semtex personally.
I'd prefer the IED made of semtex personally.
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Personally, I'd replace the coils with little impossible staircases.
Y'know, MC Essure.
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Weirdly, my mother fits coils (among other things- she's a family planning nurse) for a living and I'd never actually asked how they work. So there's an interesting bit of learning.
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auberginequeen wrote:Personally, I'd replace the coils with little impossible staircases.
Y'know, MC Essure.
OH MY GOD
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No. Stana stairlift.
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auberginequeen wrote:Personally, I'd replace the coils with little impossible staircases.
Y'know, MC Essure.
Teehee.
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Told you you should have gone with an IED. It only goes wrong once and you don't need to do anything. Other people clean up the mess.
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That sounds pretty terrible, aubergine! I hope it all goes well the second time.
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If I am no on a watchlist, of all people, or maybe a watchlist for forum Gestapo Bundesliga, you will never be.
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American Football or proper English Football?
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Both American and Association Footballs have the same mass, and appear to be kicked with around the same amount of force. So I'm going to guess both, at once, along with a Rugby ball for good measure.
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I was deliberately vague for this precise reason.
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I find someone showing tender affection towards another person very erotic.
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I'd agree with that. Goes with my stance that foreplay is the best part of sex (and in some cases potentially the only truly enjoyable part).
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Maho?
Why have people started speaking another language again?
Why have people started speaking another language again?
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Anyhoo, did something new, not sure if it was a good idea.
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Aeralis wrote:I'd agree with that. Goes with my stance that foreplay is the best part of sex (and in some cases potentially the only truly enjoyable part).
I hope that is true. I seem to realise I have less and less interest every day with the hypothetical situation of placing my penis inside someone else, but I still wish to be intimate with someone.
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