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Morgan · Postby **Morgan** » 27 Oct 2007, 17:04

It is time for me to come clean about something that has been bugging me for years.

I suffer from both premature ejaculation and erectile dysfunction. Let me start off by saying these two problems are no laughing matter. I have tried many different ways to fix this problem but i cannot seems to get it beat (pun intended) Any suggestions from you guys would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks in advance,
Crying himself to sleep tonight...again.
Morgan

Cake · Postby **Cake** » 27 Oct 2007, 17:09

GET A SEX CHANGE

Lavos · Postby **Lavos** » 27 Oct 2007, 17:10

Convert to judaism! It will make you skinny and have a bigger penis!

NecroVale · Postby **NecroVale** » 27 Oct 2007, 17:10

Take a vow of chastity.

OmegaZultan · Postby **OmegaZultan** » 27 Oct 2007, 17:25

wow, this is starting to look like an awesome weekend. Im betting Matt has the next confession.

YamaroV2 · Postby **YamaroV2** » 27 Oct 2007, 17:42

20 bucks says Matt's gay.

The Pious Flea · Postby **The Pious Flea** » 27 Oct 2007, 17:43

Barring some medical problem, Morgan's second difficulty seems likely to be psychological, most likely a reaction to his first.

To solve the first problem, I recommend that Morgan think of George Bush's warm, rubbery lips placed wetly over his own as the President of the United States embraces him in a friendly, yet excessively invasive, hug.

This will almost certainly prevent ejaculation. However, it is likely to cause a resurgence in the second difficulty. I recommend drugs - the cause of, and solution to, most sexual problems.

Zombaholic · Postby **Zombaholic** » 27 Oct 2007, 17:49

You're trusting the internet?

Unclever title · Postby **Unclever title** » 27 Oct 2007, 18:01

Zombaholic wrote:You're trusting the internet?

Oh man! That's a horrible idea! I mean the internet seems okay at first and acts all nice to you to your face, but turn your back on it and it'll start making fun of you like you wouldn't believe! Seriously, you wouldn't believe it.

There it is inviting you in with open arms and calling you promising beautiful things and then it turns around and stabs you in the back!!

You might do alright when you lend it money and stuff, the internet might, just might pay you back. But I wouldn't count on it.

Whatever you do, do NOT get in a relationship with the internet! I'm not sure if you knew this but the internet is a total whore! You know how many people a day, an hour, a minute, a SECOND the internet does it with? It's in the millions, MILLIONS!! Maybe even billions...

Look I'm not being paranoid here, just stay away from the internet, really you'll do a whole lot better.

Oh and by the way, the internet's also a pedophile! Trust me, stay away from the internet, it's a horrible person.

CyberTractor · Postby **CyberTractor** » 27 Oct 2007, 21:33

When you think you're about to ejaculate, think of Jesus.

Kills the mood every time.

Lavos · Postby **Lavos** » 28 Oct 2007, 22:09

I think there should be a forum dedicated to threads as epic as this.

CyberTractor · Postby **CyberTractor** » 28 Oct 2007, 23:05

Lavos wrote:I think there should be a forum dedicated to threads as epic as this.

They do. It's called 4chan.

Citin · Postby **Citin** » 28 Oct 2007, 23:28

maybe your best option is to receive from now on rather then give

Allen! · Postby **Allen!** » 29 Oct 2007, 00:21

YamaroV2 wrote:20 bucks says Matt's gay.

If you have Matt's facebook, you'll notice he changed a lot of things in the past couple days, and his status was erratic, to say the least. =P

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