Venetica: Part 2

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Venetica: Part 2

Postby Graham » 30 May 2011, 14:48

Or, enjoy in as much as anyone can "enjoy" Venetica.

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Re: Venetica: Part 2

Postby iamafish » 30 May 2011, 17:37


I am the king under the mountain and I have made the first post in this thread! (Yes, this is a thing now)

Another great unskippable. I thought death was some dude who wore a black cloak and carried a scythe, not some jumped up weirdo in white giving people quests.

I'm surprised you didn't make mention of the protagonist's inappropriately ample bosom
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Re: Venetica: Part 2

Postby Helix » 30 May 2011, 19:29

I always think its weird when you get "the most powerful ally" and they insist that your character do all the work. Why do fantasy heroes/heroines keep putting up with this crap?

Still, I mean, with that face, she wasn't getting work in any kind of up-market games so... I guess she has to take what she can get.
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Re: Venetica: Part 2

Postby dackwards d » 30 May 2011, 20:36

But will they ever make a Venetica 2: The Deadly Dickhelmets Rise Again?
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Re: Venetica: Part 2

Postby ecks » 30 May 2011, 21:41

It's too bad they were throwing the stupid at you so fast and hard you didn't have time to make fun of the "You must find the Moonblade. Find where I hid it" bit. "I could just tell you, but I'm kinda a dick"
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Re: Venetica: Part 2

Postby Valliac » 04 Jun 2011, 21:49

I will say that Paul's acting as 'Death' was pretty damn good. The devs should've TOTALLY made 'Death' say "Ok, just shut the hell up for a second".
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