Infernal: Hell's Vengeance Part Two

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Infernal: Hell's Vengeance Part Two

Postby Matt » 19 Mar 2012, 11:13

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Re: Infernal: Hell's Vengeance Part Two

Postby NotAwesomeAtAll » 19 Mar 2012, 13:21

The Devil defies your petty grammer rules, as he defies all rules!He is the ultimate rebel! Also,he mispronounces his words because he's been engaging in... excess drinking?
That is a thing he does, right?
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Re: Infernal: Hell's Vengeance Part Two

Postby SoldieroFortune » 19 Mar 2012, 14:22

"Let me consult Mr. Dollar here ... "


Uh ... that's a 50-cent piece ...

Just sayin'
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Re: Infernal: Hell's Vengeance Part Two

Postby Geoff_B » 19 Mar 2012, 14:32

I have to ask, what's that ruby harness thing?

Also Heaven and Hell engaged in corporate espionage? I'm sure somewhere Dante is spinning in his grave :D

Any chance of doing a Let's Play of this? I feel it might be amusing :D
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Re: Infernal: Hell's Vengeance Part Two

Postby NotAwesomeAtAll » 19 Mar 2012, 15:47

SoldieroFortune wrote:"Let me consult Mr. Dollar here ... "


Uh ... that's a 50-cent piece ...

Just sayin'

Alas,if that was the only thing wrong with this game,well, then it would be much better game. At the very least it would not activly insult the players intelligence.
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Re: Infernal: Hell's Vengeance Part Two

Postby Geoff_B » 19 Mar 2012, 15:50

Also Paul's Two-Face comment was exactly what I was thinking at that moment. No seriously it was :D
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Re: Infernal: Hell's Vengeance Part Two

Postby plummeting_sloth » 19 Mar 2012, 16:08

I was thinking more along the lines of "What does God need with a sta-er, a bullet?"

also, that line about "We'll show you your powers when you need them" made me think "Well, I guess Samus's commander from Other-M is actually Satan. Makes sense, actually"
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Re: Infernal: Hell's Vengeance Part Two

Postby Geoff_B » 19 Mar 2012, 16:22

"We'll give you a tutorial when you come up against an impassable obstacle"

"Thanks. I guess."
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Re: Infernal: Hell's Vengeance Part Two

Postby Flewellyn » 19 Mar 2012, 18:58

Cutscenes are hard to judge by, but I think if they ditched the "angels and demons" bit and justr had rival companies of corporate mages, it might be an alright game. Plotwise, at least.

I have no idea about the gameplay.
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Re: Infernal: Hell's Vengeance Part Two

Postby Gap Filler » 20 Mar 2012, 04:50

Gap Filler wrote:Reasonably sure hearing "Mr. Linux" was a fault of my hearing rather than a fault of Satan's VA.


Clearly that gag was being saved just to leave me with egg on my face.
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Re: Infernal: Hell's Vengeance Part Two

Postby Jamfalcon » 21 Mar 2012, 09:07

Did anyone else notice how similar the devil's voice sounded to Dale's devil voice in The Drive?
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Re: Infernal: Hell's Vengeance Part Two

Postby elvinfred » 28 Mar 2012, 01:06

How keen you were in listening and comparing devil's voice with Dale's devil voice!!!
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Re: Infernal: Hell's Vengeance Part Two

Postby Master Gunner » 28 Mar 2012, 08:48

Dave's devil voice is better, though.
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Re: Infernal: Hell's Vengeance Part Two

Postby Vigafre » 28 Mar 2012, 12:04

I dunno, man. I'm pretty sure Dale's is better.
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Re: Infernal: Hell's Vengeance Part Two

Postby Master Gunner » 28 Mar 2012, 13:06

Nah, Dave is where it's at.
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Re: Infernal: Hell's Vengeance Part Two

Postby Vigafre » 28 Mar 2012, 13:09

I'm must invest some time into researching this Dave person to further your theory of his at-ness.
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Re: Infernal: Hell's Vengeance Part Two

Postby Master Gunner » 28 Mar 2012, 13:15

I assure you, his at-ness is unmatched by any other.
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Re: Infernal: Hell's Vengeance Part Two

Postby Bacon » 28 Mar 2012, 16:20

Out of curiosity, what happened to the naval mine deity? It's got more character than clearly-not-satan and Mr. Linux combined but barely makes an appearance.
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Re: Infernal: Hell's Vengeance Part Two

Postby Flewellyn » 28 Mar 2012, 17:38

Master Gunner wrote:I assure you, his at-ness is unmatched by any other.


Bob was there, too.

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